TheMalcontent @TheMalcontent
I like to know the worst of the world. I still get surprised on how silly we can be. I love you all. Staten Island/Brooklyn Joined August 2008-
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I had to let go of my lifelong neuroticism to regain my mental and physical health and one thing I've noticed is that people get very offended when you refuse to stress yourself out in the same manner as them
Due to social media and the fear of being recorded, mooning is a lost art
Won the first round in the dart league, celebrating with Irish whiskey
Beautiful gag in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) where Marilyn Monroe and Lauren Bacall are fantasizing about marrying a wealthy man and then it cuts to Betty Grable who is just dreaming about a delicious sandwich
every “he’s NOT GAY” playground girl faces a fork in the road at like 16-19 where we choose to either become extremely homophobic or take take virginities of > 4 closeted gay men
you used to be able to rent a hotel room under a fake name now i need an app to do my damn laundry
it's world dracula day time to repost the dracula ballet from the polish national opera with choreography by krzysztof pastor and music by wojciech kilar
Getting into Situations with Sicilians in Staten Island, salute. The situation being blowing up illegal fireworks for Memorial Day
the worst part of getting frustrated with a dementia patient is when they apologize for needing so much help and then you wanna kill yourself on the spot
I once went on a date with a dude in an open relationship with the intention of having a threesome with his girlfriend but I went back to his place and he and his gf just fought the whole time and then I went home
“do it scared” is valuable advice but it’d also be SIIIICK and AWESOME if it stopped being scary at some point. any point
I want to move to NYC so I can get lectured and finger-wagged by unpleasant rich diasporoid women whose family own slaves in the old country.
White people should not be allowed to sit on stoops in Bed-Stuy!! @arooj_aftab
It’s a fat arms and big ass belly summer
im gonna be wearing little to no clothing this summer so if you hate fat bitches stay inside
being a nose guy is probably more shameful than being a foot guy bc you cant really tell a woman that you love her big fucking schnoz
@stephanicci I pray that you are feeling well
@Blue_Nihilist_ @TwinkTheory Those types of women do not want to“fix him”, they want to be terrible people together
@FeralPHunter I hear she has a beautiful big nose too, bless
I am drinking for free at my local bar because of dead mama privilege, and I am taking heavy advantage of this situation. Haven’t drank at all during Lent and a month after, so it is going to get real weird, as it usually does here
Oh, I’m going to get so drunk tonight
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