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One of my favorite photos of Flaco, taken in Central Park's Loch one year ago today. It makes me laugh because it looks like he's trying to scare someone on Halloween. As I recall, he was simply shaking off water after being doused by rain. ❤️🦉❤️#Flaco #CentralPark #birdcpp
Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
🎶 Hey Monday mornin’… 🎶
A woman who thinks you should shut up about her right to shoot her puppy wants to force teenage girls to carry their rapist’s baby.
I will never not deadname Twitter
Happy 91st Birthday to Willie Nelson, who got it right. Again.
Keri was told she had one shot at her reaction in the train….when she sees Paige. One take… Because of time and train restrictions. I think about pretty much every day. It won’t go away from my brain.
Keri was told she had one shot at her reaction in the train….when she sees Paige. One take… Because of time and train restrictions. I think about pretty much every day. It won’t go away from my brain.
Dear Undrafted Free agents, I know this isn’t what you wanted. These moments aren’t the ones you dreamed of. You’ve dreamt of being the number 1 pick, hearing your name called by the commissioner, getting that phone call from your new head coach asking if your ready to fulfill…
Mick Jagger says he thinks they’ve never played this song in the US #rollingstones #hackneydiamondstour
Happy smiles
@insultsrare 10 puppies skipping same time
and lindsay lohan was under 18 with all of these classics under her belt
and lindsay lohan was under 18 with all of these classics under her belt https://t.co/AwcA0bZOs0
I like the Cars
The relationships you have with your pets are more important to them than they are to you.
Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.
Dressed up my foster kitten like a cowboy in an attempt to get him adopted
A very happy birthday to my family by choice and my forever favorite co-star @KevinJames! Love you so much, Kevvy!
carol & cher as cher & carol happy birthday to the fabulous carol burnett!
Good morning and Happy Friday to everyone who agrees that, if SCOTUS decides a President has absolute immunity, President Biden should immediately unseat the 6 conservative Justices, and suspend the election due to "irregularities." Let's see how MAGA likes THAT bullshit.
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In Germany, a 6 year old boy who loved Motorcycles was diagnosed with cancer. His family posted online asking if someone can ride pass their house to cheer him up. They expected 20-30 people. But in the end, nearly 20,000 bikers showed up.
Someone is being very cute on her Emotional Support Catnip-Covered Washcloth, but orders must be packed 😭😭😭
One of my favorite photos of Flaco, taken in Central Park's Loch one year ago today. It makes me laugh because it looks like he's trying to scare someone on Halloween. As I recall, he was simply shaking off water after being doused by rain. ❤️🦉❤️#Flaco #CentralPark #birdcpp
Donald Trump says he will deport more than 11 million people, that he’ll build migrant detention camps and deploy our military at our border and in our cities. “𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘑𝘰𝘦 𝘉𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘭𝘥.” Donald Trump says he will let red states monitor women’s pregnancies and…
Honestly, the judge basically forcing Trump to attend Barron’s graduation is probably worse for him than the $9000 in contempt fines.
Seeing Speaker Nancy Pelosi putting republican propaganda peddler Katy Tur in her place by calling her an apologist for the orange traitor to her face was the best thing I saw all today. Pelosi is the GOAT.
Lawyers representing Hunter Biden say they are planning to sue Fox Propaganda for defamation and that it is imminent. Hell yes, it’s about time he fights back against these scumbags. I absolutely love it. 👊💙
@ArtCandee @Christo12919382 Why are these women attracted to this sleeze?
Hunter should sue Marjorie Taylor Greene for displaying revenge porn next.
Who else is embarrassed? ✋🏾
Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
When we bought our house it had a little pond with about 15 self-sustaining goldfish in it plus a turtle. 18 years later, my wife just counted 17 fish and Ploppity Bob (the shy turtle) are still thriving.
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If we grill Fani Willis about a $100 dinner, we also need to grill Clarence Thomas about a $500,000 vacation…👇 Who AGREES?! 🤚
If you aren’t putting together that every protest movement in our country gets met with hyper militarized police force except white supremacists it’s easy to miss your rights being swept away as well
Loomis sniffed a banana for 10 minutes and now he’s terrorizing the house
Are Cybertrucks still considered cool?
@LasVegasLocally Spotted one in the wild near UNLV.
Had to stop wanking when on coke after I felt like I was having a heart attack the last time. Can't think of anything worse than being found with my dick in my hand next to a plate of Charlie.
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