The Kat @TheKrazyKat
Follow-backs are not necessary nor expected. I have, like, opinions'n'shit that you probably won't agree with. Outstanding in my field. Joined April 2019-
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Pirate news o' the day: My little engine runs! I'm happy!
Pirate news o' the day: Time to see if my little sailboat engine will start.
Me: "Self, you should think twice before Tweeting that tweet." My Self: "Oh, hell no! It's gonna go viral!" Rest of Twitter: "WTF?!?"
@TheKrazyKat 😂😂😂😂 What's the impotent man's cereal? Nuttin' Raisin,' Honey...
Tony the Tiger and Snap, Crackle and Pop were discovered murdered. Police suspect a cereal killer.
Black Sails: "Any promise made beside the word: forever is no more than a lie agreed upon. There is no forever. Everything moves towards it's end."
Black Sails: "Plant plant. Tits tits. Fruit fruit. It's the fucking same!"
Black Sails: "Everyone is a monster to someone. If you are so convinced that I am yours, I will be it."
Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble🌧️☔
Seer: 'I only see what the gods choose to show me, and only hear what the gods choose to tell me.' ps: The more I think about the dialogs in 'Vikings' the more I think it's the way to think about the whole concept of the gods and skinny wise-ass apes.
Dear @PistonDeveloper and @mouse_math - this is the stuff to discuss on the back of a safely anchored sailboat with a lot of weed and alcohol. Open invitation. Malletts Bay. Sailboat. Weed and alcohol. Check NOAA weather first.
Meanwhile, back on the lake, the Kat has his part to fix the engine coolant system later and will therefore be unavailable.
I very much dislike those who call themselves 'atheists' because of that picture they posted of a young sailor participating in a sacrament on Good Friday. They removed the cross from her forehead and replaced it with a dick pict. She was identifiable. They suck for that.
This is how we skinny smart-ass apes should always behave.
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@TheKrazyKat @shillman1 Amen We need the social solidarity formed by the shared experience of national service, as happened to the extreme in WWII But enough with the military as the sole source of that Remember there were also the big public works programs during the Depression
I think they gave up and replaced mine with a guardian demon 🤷
I have never been able to get as stoned as Ben Carson acts.
There should be a weed strain called "Ben Carson".
@TheKrazyKat @tanks @jr_liscano @2INFDIV @Mother_of_Tanks @mbgarner75 @totallytanked1 @USForcesKorea Yep, what happens when you PCS tankers from Bragg to Korea at the time!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Superb Tank Saturday - 1st Submarine Force (1/72nd AR, 2ID) in the ROK, 1990/91!!!! 1st Tank seem to think they could submerge their M1IPs! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @tanks #superbtanksaturday #2id #korea #rok #armor #m1ip #abrams #ilovetanks #tanklover
@abqkat1 Good morning! 🎶💙🎶 "...strike a pose"😊
This is true
I believe that more fucks you give, the fewer fucks you have. You reach inner peace when you finally have no fucks to give.
@mouse_math More like they want us too afraid to speak out
Good idea or bad idea? Mandatory military service for US citizens.
We warned this would happen in Biden’s America, and we were called conspiracy theorists.
Why is it only the songs I really don't like that get stuck in my head for days at a time? #NotFair
@TheKrazyKat 😂😂😂😂 What's the impotent man's cereal? Nuttin' Raisin,' Honey...