fruit stand confessions @CSCODE_
Just a fruit stand technician trying to get through the ambiguity. Not affiliated with the big . All opinions are my own. Joined October 2021-
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I’ve just logged back in after a 3 year hiatus, and I already remember why I logged out in the first place.
Do I actually want the 16 pro or am I still sipping the juice too hard?
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i would simply cancel my pre order 😭💀
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🇵🇸 Elon Musk should provide StarLink to Gaza.
I just went to call Apple care and for the first time ever I had to look up the number… I never thought I’d forget that number. Time does heal some wounds.
By the way I quit, but I’m back to have some fun….
@DoorFlowRoad This is such a common occurrence. I don’t even understand how they cover it up the way they do.
Talk of the town is that another person from my store has gone through the ringer in HR in relation to sexual misconduct with another employee. However has been asked to resign rather than being called out for their disgusting behaviour/actions.
Have I been shadow banned? Is that a thing on twitter? @elonmusk pls explain
I need to know if Balenciaga’s retail employees are quitting or what?!
I’m tired of trying to exceed expectations. In my next review I’m aiming for ‘expected more’.
Customer: so is the problem with my phone software or hardware related. Technician: well… you see… it’s dynamic island.
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@AmyAmbiguity You’ll be missed 💖
@gotbizintros @FlaggedForDepot @enrichingmyass Pineapple flavour
@BradBrovino @InFROPHell @SNyeahnah @FlaggedForDepot I want your on point
PSA: if you bring your AirPods to me at the GB i WILL send them to depot.
@Tozen_AJHIT @SNyeahnah @tim_cook Wait… other countries get 1 hour breaks??????????
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
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flow-door-road 🏳�... @DoorFlowRoad
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Technical Expert Shiz... @ExpertShizzle
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rather be in corp @sr_jrgenius
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FORMER pineapple spec... @icloudbackitup
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the needs of the busi... @enrichingmyass
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Big Red Fruit Online ... @BigRedFruitShop
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⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
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grDrama @DepotGenius
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flow-door-road 🏳�... @DoorFlowRoad
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AppleTogether @AppleLaborers
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FORMER pineapple spec... @icloudbackitup
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The Many-Based God @sans__accent
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the needs of the busi... @enrichingmyass
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Genius Bar Babysitter @speshuIist
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RTR @ReadyToReplace
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