Somethingwittyandfunny @Sumthnwittynfun
*taps 🎤* Is this thing on? Turn right at Albuquerque Joined February 2019-
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What was the first major league ballpark where you saw a game? #33rdstreet
FFS @SamsungMobileUS, I DO NOT WANT TO DOWNLOAD TIKTOK! I don't need a daily notification from the Galaxy Store (that I can't turn off) asking me to download it!!!
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Don’t like abortion? Don’t get one. Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t have one. Don’t want to celebrate a given holiday? NO ONE IS MAKING YOU. The world would be a better place if y’all stopped worrying about things that don’t affect you.
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I have spent WAYYYYYY too much time on the internet when I could tell what audio was being used in the video without actually having my sound on!!
I have spent WAYYYYYY too much time on the internet when I could tell what audio was being used in the video without actually having my sound on!!
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If you ate her pussy and she didn't let you fuck, it wasn't a dick appointment, it was an edible arrangement.
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At the donut store this morning I point to a photo on the wall and ask “is this a Mapplethorpe print?” The guy asks me how I can recognize art like that. I tell him “I’m an art nerd.” He says “well I’m a donut nerd so I have no idea.”
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Now that I'm older I realize "Grumpy Old Men" isn't a movie, it's a training video.
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Today is international Black Balloon Day. Thinking about all of the friends and clients lost to opiate overdoses- it breaks my heart. Many of the people I got sober with haven’t made it to this day. Its surreal. That’s why I won’t stop trying to help myself and others.…
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[dinner] Me: What's this sauce? Wife: Tzatziki. Me: Zaachoochee. Wife: TZATZIKI. Me: Zap zippy. Wife: Tzatziki. It's Tzatziki. Me: Sat cheeky. Wife: ZAT.ZEE.KEE. Me: Zit ziti. Wife: OMG.
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Mornin
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🤣🤣 love the cookies
Hey @dunkindonuts, please don't confuse me like this this early in the morning!! My pill organizer says today is Tuesday. Please don't make me repeat Monday!!
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you don’t talk too much. you aren’t too loud. you aren’t too needy. you aren’t too sensitive. you aren’t too this, or that. you aren’t too much anything. you will never be too much: you are you, and you are allowed to take up space. you are allowed to exist however you choose.
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9K Followers 2K FollowingTomorrow is my birthday in case you didn’t know.
Sharing my journey includes being honest, and regaining weight is where I'm at. Along with a new brain disorder (IIH) and now possible congenital heart defects (PFO). Happy to finally have serious answers. Ive felt awful. Never forget to push through and rest when you need too.…
On this day 11 yrs ago I was in Hastings, killing time before I got a tattoo, after an amazing weekend with a great bunch of ladies…recording a fundraising single with a producer who worked with Bob The Builder 😂😂 He also worked with Take That, Alison Moyet & Emeli Sande 😍
Happy Sunny Sunday☀️ Feel free to say it back 😊
#SinfulSunday sometimes is all about self love😈😈💦
Tan is coming alone nicely. Weekly family dinner with my BF. Love that bitch 💕
Should I go back to being a redhead? 👩🏼🦰 Or are redheads too wild for you?
@__ilhamah Do bottom cherries count?🍒
Gonna be sunny and 80 today I’m ready for it!!!
Want to finger this , Full pic on my VIP #Sinfulsundays
If we've never interacted, are not in a relationship or even have interacted. Please don't message me to show me I'm your lockscreen. I can't change the fact that you already saved the pic or are doing that. But I don't wanna know. It's not gonna flatter me.
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