Squishy Fish Burrito @SqishFishBurito
if you spend more than three minutes on the toilet we can't be friends None of your beeswax. Joined January 2012-
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dumplings sound like cute little orphans who live in garbage disposal sites.
i am unpredictable... like a ninja, or a cat, or a ninja cat... or an episode of Lost
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standing on a street corner in the rain is like taking a shower in public w/ strangers with all of your clothes on & u still smell bad after
if you suffer from erratic bowel movements and cardiovascular hypertension, try Triceratops today, for a better tomorrow, today
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It’s alive!
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my bucket list: 1 red bucket 2 blue bucket 3 big ass bucket 4 tiny bucket for misc. items
Avoiding being purged for inactivity. Hi guys!
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"patrick was a turd" -a eulogy
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just a spoonfull of sugar makes my lasagna taste exotic
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this town ain't big enough for the two of us. trust me, the city is only five sq. feet and if we both laid down end to end we would not fit
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I almost went cow tipping once, but I'm not sure what the cows would do with the money I gave them.
five things i love: 1) the number 2 3) skipping items in numbered lists 4) never finishing what i start
i admire your tenacity, but that head of lettuce is not your enemy, jerry
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If a shopping cart is involved, you bet I’m gonna ride it.
@SqishFishBurito homer simpsno
@SqishFishBurito Thanks! We do. I know it's been a journey to get here, yet all that's really changed is me and my attitude.
@SqishFishBurito I am doing wonderful, probably best I've ever been. <3
It’s alive!
Avoiding being purged for inactivity. Hi guys!
@SqishFishBurito I've thought about doing that too. How ya doing, Squishy??
I almost went cow tipping once, but I'm not sure what the cows would do with the money I gave them.
suddenly I'm feeling emotions and we all know what a bad idea that is
Last night I dreamt I played soccer w/ a bunch of cows. We used a pale instead of a soccer ball. As soon as I kicked the bucket: Game over!
A love fave is way better than a pity fave.❤️ #subtweettoasubtweettoasubtweet
I like Sanders but it's getting to the point where when some of his angry fans say FEEL THE BERN I'm afraid they're going to set me on fire.
@SqishFishBurito take one and pass it on?
Kid wants to be spoon fed his toast but wants to stick his hands right in the oatmeal. #babylogic #joysofchildcare
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Somebody tweet something brilliant so I can come back with a mediocre response!!
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