Church Grump @churchgrump
Reminding churches of their sins since 1936. Joined February 2015-
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For those of you that "attend" church online remember, you can't do Hell halfway too. #sundayprobs
Shout out to all the pastors just finishing today's sermon... #sundayprobs
If you're talented, dramatic, and white your chances of getting an Oscar have gone up tremendously.
I'm convinced the worship leader doesn't know more than three chords.
RT if your verbal announcements are an incoherent mess preformed by some associate who couldn't get a job as a real pastor.
"No, pastor I've never even sipped alcohol..." But your two hour sermons are driving me to it.
There's nothing worst then finding out your youth pastor is on the church payroll.
If Jesus paid it all then why am I paying tithes?
Loaned the youth pastor $35 dollars. #mistakes
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