Tink @SlySmileCharlie
cowboy builders is my therapy. abs.twimg.com/sticky/default… ... Joined August 2016-
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What???? Nooooooo I can’t believe anyone hates this song
I’d really rather you didn’t you boss eyed pigeon fiddler *allegedly
I called the local dairy and told them to deliver milk to me so I could take a bath in it. They asked me, "Would you like it pasteurized?" "No," I said, "Just up to my neck." #SillySaturday
@Stevie5667 The wife keeps swearing uncontrollably in Castle towers.... I think she has turrets.
My friend has just bought me a Castle shaped calculator as a gift. I don’t really like it but it’s the fort that counts! #badjokefriday
I kept commenting “pea whet” on a rate my plate food page and got downvoted into oblivion
Hope everyone who hounded Kate Middleton into publicly announcing a devastating and deeply personal health issue instead of letting her protect her 3 young children and deal with it privately in her own way is really proud of themselves 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼
“Meat section encounter”
Never happened
Don’t be a doormat. If you find yourself hiding at 39 there’s something wrong especially when the other person blatantly disrespects you: fuck them!
When someone shows you how little they think of you - believe them. The first time. Then fuck them off to their miserable little lives and never look back
Fuck off
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1K Followers 2K Following I once shook @eddievanhalen hand. One day I’ll get a picture with @tomhanks . “ As usual there is a great woman behind every idiot.” - John LennonI know this opinion will upset a lot of people but I think America should spend its money on 5 star schools and roads and not on foreign wars.
Good news. Biden told Netanyahu he will not support an Israeli counterattack on Iran. Phew. Now we have nothing to worry about.
Had our own Grand National today. A misfiring exhaust popped off outside the Tramshed and the whole flock ended up in Greenwich Park in under three minutes. Quite a few fences to get over on the way too.
@SlySmileCharlie Evening Tink 👋🏼😂 Welcome to the thunder dome
Is there a word for when you have unlearned something ? I’m experiencing unrembering, but I don’t think that’s a word
The same people filming themselves and posting it none stop accuse others of being ‘cringe.’
@SlySmileCharlie Yep ... bit of an old pooftah when it comes to poetry, me. 😆
@SlySmileCharlie Amy needs to be placed under 24-hr observation... STAT!
@SlySmileCharlie @NeilR40772524 I’m talking about her husband not the world
The Eagles released their third album “On the Border” on this day fifty years ago today. It was the first Eagles album to feature guitarist Don Felder. What are your thoughts on this album? Favourite songs?
@SlySmileCharlie I agree Tink. It’s a fantastic song.
What's your favorite song about not being able to touch this?
People with a sense of direction-how do you do that North, South, East, West thing? Seriously if born in the wild, I would have been the pup that wandered off and got eaten by dingoes!