Emily Ray @SidePone

Joined July 2013

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Emily Ray @SidePone

11 years ago

saw on FB someone made their wedding hashtag "KateAndScottieTieTheKnot" and not "KateAndScottieTieTheKnottie". #MissedOpportunities

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Emily Ray @SidePone

6 years ago

After a good, deep cleaning, does anyone else think, “now it will be so much easier for detectives to find evidence if I’m murdered tonight”?

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My kid wanted to know if you can see hair follicles from under the skin. So, I said, let’s look it up. Out of all the ways to google that, I googled “if you scalp someone, can you see their hair follicles”. And now I’m on so many watch lists. But, anyways, the answer is no.

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Emily Ray @SidePone

6 years ago

And in true old mom form, I really don’t understand that new scam I read about or how it works. But still, I gotta warn the kids.

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Emily Ray @SidePone

6 years ago

I just read about a new scam going around, and thought, one day, I’ll be calling my adult kids and warning them about the “newest scam”. And then I remembered all the times my mom would call me about new scams and I would 🙄so hard. But I’m still gonna do it.

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Emily Ray @SidePone

6 years ago

How many kids do you think are gonna end up named “corona” next year?

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Emily Ray @SidePone

6 years ago

Stop trying to make #Sliving happen. It’s not going to happen.

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Emily Ray @SidePone

6 years ago

@HarmonicaIce Never 🤷🏼‍♀️ still don’t know what they do. But I am using them anyways.

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Emily Ray @SidePone

6 years ago

I recently started using fabric softener and dryer sheets and it’s truly ascended me to another level of adult.

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Emily Ray @SidePone

6 years ago

I couldn’t remember why I stowed my nespresso machine away two years ago... until I pulled it out yesterday and have already had 5 mocha lattes since. And that’s a-latte.

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Emily Ray @SidePone

6 years ago

How do I become best friends with whoever made this? youtu.be/yOuej37EHiE

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Emily Ray @SidePone

6 years ago

@HarmonicaIce Thanksss! Target press ons, but we glued them.

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Emily Ray @SidePone

6 years ago

This was not worth the hour it occupied. Get. Them. Off. Me.

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Emily Ray @SidePone

6 years ago

Do you know how long it takes a 7 year old to write salamander? Long enough that I’m still reeling from it on Saturday morning. Next animal report we’re picking “ox”.

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Emily Ray @SidePone

6 years ago

@HarmonicaIce No way. I’ve just been creeping your feed and you’re crushing it 👀🙌🏻 miss you!

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Emily Ray @SidePone

6 years ago

Just logged back into twitter. This didn’t age well....

Emily Ray @SidePone

11 years ago

If @AnnaKFaris & @prattprattpratt ever divorce, I will stop believing in love at that exact moment.The way he looked at her after SNL... 😍

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Emily Ray @SidePone

6 years ago

Haven’t tweeted since 2015. So after logging back in, I had to go through all my tweets and delete things so if I get famous I won’t get canceled. You know, tweets like “#amazeballs” and “cats rule, dogs drool.” #forgiveme