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“you can’t fool me, I listen to public radio” - squidward tentacles | lovin @geesewith | 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🦩 he/him Joined March 2019-
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You're tellin' on yourself, John!
after 24 years, 12 seasons and 120 episodes, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM has officially concluded
Jimmy Carter update: No change in status
Last month, I went to Southie on the worst day you can possibly go to Southie. Never posted the video here. I don't think I'll be getting this assignment again...
Bill Gates made me transgender and doomed me to his control by addicting me to Microsoft’s Zoo Tycoon for the CD-Rom in 2002.
Bill Gates made me transgender and doomed me to his control by addicting me to Microsoft’s Zoo Tycoon for the CD-Rom in 2002.
TODAY: @WaffleHouse workers are on STRIKE in Atlanta to demand an end to their mandatory meal deduction policy. Deducting $3 from our pay every shift, regardless of whether we eat, is unjust. We are calling on @USDOL to investigate. #UnionsForAll
My autism overstimulation hack at the concert tonight was to read the first act of Death of a Salesman in the back corner. (The music was excellent, but I’m Sensitive.)
I was born in the right generation I love the bird shazam app
BREAKING: Hundreds of protesters are holding a die-in at Boston's South Station. Palestinian, Jewish, and Muslim activists organized the action, trying desperately to stop Israel's threatened invasion and destruction of Rafah, the last city standing in Gaza.
A leader in my community posted a video calling all Palestinians terrorists. I pointed out that half of them are children and the general ridiculousness and racism of her statement. One Facebook argument later and she had to delete because I ran circles on her racist ass. 😋
Larry David says he attacked Elmo because he was “going on about mental health & I had to listen to every word. And I was going, ‘Oh my God, oh my God, I don’t think I can take another second of this!’” “You know what? I would do it again!” (Source: variety.com/2024/film/news…)
A pigeon suspected of being a Chinese spy has officially been released after spending 8 months detained in Mumbai, India.
Hayao Miyazaki said WHAT?!
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM FINAL SEASON TRAILER IS HERE!!!
Me talking to everyone I know about Fargo Season 5
“So rather than admit he burnt the meal, he climbs out his window and runs across the street to buy fast-food burgers that he tried to pass off as his own cooking”
dusting off my twitter to say holy fukc its finally out youtube.com/watch?v=6LZHHB… I did work on this ::D
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Gil Braun @SonOfPhilBraun
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mariah ☘️ @7JAYSONARMY
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Aradia With Geese @GeeseWith
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Alex @gabagool_420
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brittany @britttbrattany
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jaymi 🦋 @muddlemoss
315 Followers 283 Following Horticulturalist 🌷 Studying Ecology and Sustainability 🐝
Matt @rymecity
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Robbie Lukes @robbielukes
10K Followers 10K Following Official Twitter of Robbie Lukes. Wildlife Content Creator 📸 🎥 Over 50 Video's on YouTube ⬇️
Lorna Bracewell @LornaBracewell
1K Followers 1K Following Political theorist, author, professor, Florida apologist. Putting the homo in Homosassa since 1983. Views are mine, not my boss's.
Brianna Godfrey @BriaKGodfrey
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Carl Bovis @CarlBovisNature
185K Followers 118K Following On a mission to make the world love birds! 😍 Author and photographer of the books '100 Birds' & '100 More Birds', which you can buy here; ⬇️🐦
Leon🏳️⚧️�.. @Levius67673231
204 Followers 895 Following I'm a transgender man ftm who draws traditionally . Pronouns: He-Him. I'm a gay man. I go by Leon .This is my second account . Nickname: Benji. 21 years old .⚣
Cordelia ⚔️📜 J.. @CordeliaRenae
99 Followers 22 Following Not streaming for a while! Modeler @FoseaRy | Banner @Kamaniki She/Her 🏳️⚧️ | 20 years old Schedule Pinned | Twitch Affiliate 💞 @nox_vt 💞
Fondue Pot of Disaste.. @BiDisasterNerd
150 Followers 492 Following They/Them. Nonbinary and Bi/Pan. Very queer nerd & very nerdy queer.
Rayah Jaymes @RayahJaymes
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Rocio | Queer Brand S.. @itsrociosanchez
829 Followers 3K Following 🏳️🌈 I'm a Multilingual & Multicultural Digital Marketer 🏳️⚧️ LGBTQ+ Entrepreneurs of Color should take up space in fashion! 📫 DM me for business inquiries
lin hillside @linjianyangbe
34K Followers 20K Following Nature heals. A moderate and considerate person, loving nature+birds+travel (Tibet). Birding in China: best photos+videos. He/him. No DM pls. will follow back.
💜💛🖤Mik💜�.. @marajade13
286 Followers 506 Following Just trying to manage life, the universe, and everything. Ze/Zir pronouns
A @ambercaleb17
213 Followers 142 Following Gangly, uncoordinated bitch & godless, stoner slut. she/they
Opra Zebb @OpraZebb
909 Followers 2K Following 24 • he/him • Jewish • Freelance Artist • Lord of all Blasting Matter ™️ i like wario, i also stream pretty often at https://t.co/pGmtI99qLT
Danny. @DannyOrDaniel
190 Followers 1K Following Danny. philly sports phan. homonerdian. i'm not always right but you are always wrong. https://t.co/k38wlsjBrO
hong @bluebutterflyer
535 Followers 675 Following cooking and cats || #100Devs || learning about the cyber world
Emily Armstrong @emlegweak
2K Followers 3K Following Cloud Engineer - 🐶 Wrangler - Scrabble Shark - Crossword Enthusiast - #womenintech #100devsalumni
K Chess @kchessok
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🌘 nate the sewist .. @Nate_the_Sewist
509 Followers 838 Following they/he ✨manic pixie dream boyfriend✨
Union of Southern Ser.. @RaiseUptheSouth
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Wertful @Wertfulone
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The Research Bureau @WRRBureau
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Taylor Burtch, Ph.D @BurtchTay
280 Followers 693 Following she/her/hers. Postdoc @ FSU. Intersectional scholar/activist. MI native. UF alum. Higher Ed. Former Leg Fellow, Rep Wilson (FL-24)
Worcester Urban Goof .. @Worcestography
758 Followers 447 Following celebrating the many flaws of a city that could be great if it wasn’t run by comatose car freak suburbanite losers
Ari 🐀 @O_Speed_Wagon
212 Followers 299 Following a broken man on a halifax pier | shakespeare tiktok contributing writer | founding member, @SickosCommittee | unity, duty, destiny | he/they
Memphis Jookin @MemphisJookin
25K Followers 208 Following Jookin is a street dance style from Memphis! 👟🔥 Follow @MemphisJookin everywhere! 👇👇👇
Medwyn Williams @medwynsofangles
31K Followers 2K Following 13 consecutive Gold medals at the Chelsea Flower Show with a passion for growing a vast range of vegetables.
State Rep. Angie Nixo.. @AngieNixon
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Luke @ MOVING S@LE @nevesceramics
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Pew Research Science @pewscience
7K Followers 303 Following Nonpartisan, nonadvocacy @pewresearch data about the intersection of science and society
Pew Research Journali.. @pewjournalism
57K Followers 361 Following Nonpartisan, nonadvocacy @pewresearch data on the state of news and information in a changing society.
Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp
373K Followers 10K Following 90 min livestream stand-up shows every week. Pay what you want. Next show is this Saturday April 27 8pm ET/5pm PT. https://t.co/BKsF0cwuKl
BIFF WIFF 👕🧍 @REALBIFFWIFF
10K Followers 133 Following I've been an actor for a thousand years. Biff Wiff bothered and bewildered am I.
ReformJudaism.org @ReformJudaism
27K Followers 2K Following Reform Judaism is the the largest Jewish movement in North America - & we're your resource for Reform Jews, spiritual seekers, & anyone who wants to learn more.
I Think You Should Le.. @ITYSLthelaw
971 Followers 40 Following I Think You Should Leave The Law • where the world’s best show and the world’s worst profession combine like a cosmic gumbo 🥣⚖️🪐👽 IG: @ITYSLthelaw
Dana 李 @danamitecoder
2K Followers 948 Following Technical Product Manager. Former NYC Vice Principal/Educator with equity & empathy at the center of my work. 🙂 She/her
Aradia With Geese @GeeseWith
125 Followers 475 Following dating @Seltzercaesar so you cant (whim/whiz)
The Yetee 🏳️�.. @theyetee
73K Followers 2K Following The Yetee, a game loving, beef jerky eating, mythical beast— working with artists to make hi-quality & affordable clothes and art.
I Think You Should Pa.. @ITYSLKids
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Occupy: September @OccupySeptember
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stinky katie ✨ @stinkykatie
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National Geographic @NatGeo
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I Think You Should Af.. @youshouldaffirm
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Pew Research Global @pewglobal
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Onion Labs @OnionLabs
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Worcester Arts Counci.. @WorcARTS
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City of Worcester @TweetWorcester
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jam @koboldscrossing
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mariah ☘️ @7JAYSONARMY
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Nature @PBSNature
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PBS NewsHour @NewsHour
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💜💛🖤Mik💜�.. @marajade13
286 Followers 506 Following Just trying to manage life, the universe, and everything. Ze/Zir pronouns
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
Every college administrator lying about their students posing a threat is opening the door to state violence against them
It seriously feels like there will be a Kent State by the end of the week and I am terrified.
I’m no longer sorry. This is actually the only good thing I’ve ever made.
Bus drivers refused to transport protestors from last night's Seder in the Streets to the precinct, forcing cops to drive the busses. Power and solidarity to the union bus drivers with @twu100 who refuse to collaborate with the NYPD, which commandeers MTA busses for mass arrests.
about to debut my new character "huge pussy who thinks mass graves are good and cares a lot about what college students think of him"
You're tellin' on yourself, John!
‘the protests are robbing my Columbia students of listening to John Cage’s 4’33, the piece of music that is explicitly designed to force you to listen to…what’s around you.’ absolutely perfect
Wow! HAPPENING NOW. Columbia University is witnessing a powerful moment: a MASSIVE faculty walkout in solidarity with students advocating for Palestine.
Are you ready for the cutest thing ever? 🤔 Here's a tiny Wren having a dust bath! 😍😍😍 Recorded at RSPB Ham Wall at the weekend. 😁🐦
I would die for western civilization
Hey, just checking in! How are you and your ugly boyfriend?
"Yeah? Which 4/20 are you celebrating?"
Btw I finally reuploaded band geeks reanimated without the audio, better than nothing :-)
"Thanks to my posts, over 1000 hostages are now safe and secure in their homes. May I ask how many hostages your posts have freed?" - DRIL
Fallout New Vegas director Josh Sawyer says its gruelling card game is actually "not that hard" and you cowards need to "try again". trib.al/LxOhaKs
game devs should add random chance your character trips and falls when running. i just think it would be funny
The Boston Marathon, where runners help other runners cross the finish line... 💛💙
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