Chris Paslawski 🐀 @Salaman
aggressive pedestrian • @salaman.bsky.social SEA / YUL Joined January 2009-
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It's funny when people talk down to me for using windows notepad for notes and not [insert bloatware here] like alright man I actually do things though
It's funny when people talk down to me for using windows notepad for notes and not [insert bloatware here] like alright man I actually do things though
what they send in after i’m done with the office bathroom
what they send in after i’m done with the office bathroom
i got them all correct, can i file the n-400 now or what
i got them all correct, can i file the n-400 now or what
good music or not i cannot wait for the never-ending barrage of promo and spam about her to end
good music or not i cannot wait for the never-ending barrage of promo and spam about her to end
someone didn’t tell @SoundTransit that we don’t like Metro UI anymore
beep beep vroom
considering pressing criminal charges against @ninjarubba for this avocado butchering
⚠️ IMPORTANT SCAM PSA ⚠️ Theres a new scam going around that's not very obvious and can be easy to fall for! If you see a box with cheese in the middle of it, DONT GO FOR THE CHEESE! (more info in thread 🧵)
lol, the "oh shit wrong window" button
MSFT stock grants New hire: can’t code. has 30k twitter followers. $800k over 4 years. Current eng: finds 500ms backdoor, saves world. $67k retention grant, vests over 5 years.
OMG I love it.
worst misinformation i’ve seen on this website
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did he burglarize the Wii bowling alley
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
mom came back to an empty nest and is calling for her babies I’m literally inconsolable right now this is brutal my heart is aching
I'm happy to announce the first major update to Close since its release! As always, I appreciate your feedback on the map: close.city
@jessechenglyu you shouldn't be selling unfinished products, but good job grifting the VC class
And now heading back to Seattle from South Bellevue. That was very fun to bop around to all the stations. Trains weren't packed at midday of course but they're fairly and getting busier as rush hour approaches. The 2 Line is just getting going.
@kinetizen @Acerola__t people keep saying this but every image of it looks terrible
It's funny when people talk down to me for using windows notepad for notes and not [insert bloatware here] like alright man I actually do things though
This is your friendly reminder to keep things simple!
@Deutski1 Our signals crews took a look today and have corrected the issue. Thanks again for letting us know!
This got fixed today. If you ever notice an accessibility problem in Bellevue, reach out to Transportation staff like they suggest below, we've got good people who care about this work.
@Deutski1 Thanks for letting us know! Our crews will look into it ASAP and I'll let you know when it's fixed. You can also submit requests like this through the MyBellevue app, by calling our 24-hour maintenance line at 425-452-7840, or emailing O&[email protected].
@Dexerto @qtcinderella She's pretty talented at what she does, so I'm hoping this isn't gonna be just another influencer business run like a ghost kitchen
My wife anytime I've been in the toilet for more than 3 minutes:
catastrophic failure to take a shit
@LouisAnslow Congrats on reinventing the sleeper bus, except more expensive and for some reason slower than an actual sleeper bus.
if this looks at all familiar, don’t forget your vitamins today.
@hashtagoras They have their way we have ours.
I don’t know how to describe it but this single video describes more what it’s like to play fighting games than anything else I’ve seen
congratulations to bellevue, washington on becoming the smallest city in america to have their own high capacity rail rapid transit system
First day of service for the #2Line, so naturally this happens. @SoundTransit
Today was a great day to meet Link fans and learn about Line 2! Connect with us to advocate for improved and expanded Link service.
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