sixers smasey @SMASEY
Artist/butcher "delightful but also horrifying" #sixers #trusttheprocess insta: gosmaseygo Philadelphia Joined March 2010-
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….none? Is this something normal people do
….none? Is this something normal people do
It’s obviously black and yellow right?
Left home an hour late to miss the concert opener but the joke was on me because there were three openers ☹️☹️
I’m sorry but the names of this year’s draft selection sound exactly like that Key & Peele East/West Bowl sketch
Me Espresso..a most pleasing track to me. It’s not often you can hear the Blonde come through in the recording anymore
Boss is off today so that means I’ll be driving the forklift to the strip club at lunch
COBRA is such a funny healthcare program. "Oh you just lost your job? Would you like to pay $6000 a month for health care?"
Is it better to do an LLC or the other one if I want to start an online store?
girl at #SixFlags ran up to2 us cryn bc she couldn't find her mom. I asked wt she looked like and she said "she’s beautiful wt pink hair " as soon as she says that her mom shows up. And I'm glad she did because she wasn't beautiful at all! We was gon be looking ALL damn day
You see a kid with a lemonade stand on the side of the trail you are walking, $1 a cup. You don’t particularly need lemonade, however, $1 isn’t going to bankrupt you. Be truthful, you:
When were they out!!!!!
I could give you 1,000 tries to guess how Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car accident and you wouldn’t get it right
the continuation after meemaw is fighting for her life is SENDING me 😭😭😭😭
Fink Von Bro Dude @ericjfink
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7K Followers 2K Following lord of fire and flesh. grain alcohol, philly sports, max, and 4x4.𓆙 𝔟𝔯𝔲𝔦.. @_ourt
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172 Followers 648 FollowingONYX @ONYX43299
23 Followers 355 FollowingFink Von Bro Dude @ericjfink
6K Followers 3K Following just another dude // love to watch sports & discuss it with my friends // not a real person // @citypigeonspod is cool in my books // #FromHereshamus @shamus_clancy
28K Followers 1K Following Came out swinging from a South Philly basement. Sports for @thephillyvoice. X-Men stan. Views are my own.Adam Aaronson @SixersAdam
25K Followers 2K Following Temple ‘24 / Sixers beat writer @ThePhillyVoice / contributor @SportsRadioWIP / formerly @Liberty_Ballers + @TheTempleNews + @RTRSPodcastdhwani @dhwanisaraiya_
15K Followers 2K Following she/her • drawing philly sports • big fan of motorsport, wrestling, and plants • always a red bull in hand 🤙🏽 https://t.co/nMN6wZPHOyBenny @SlippinBenny
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10K Followers 964 Following 3 x Red Lobster, Langhorne Employee of the Month | As seen on ESPN and @newheightshow | BLM | Fuck TERFs | 🦇Kyle Neubeck @KyleNeubeck
67K Followers 1K Following Covering the Sixers for @PHLY_Sports / @PHLY_Sixers. DMs open for tips, questions, and video game recs. "Vouloir, c’est pouvoir.”Katie @KayTeeeOh
7K Followers 3K Following A pathological people pleaser slash argumentative hypothetical dream girl | BLM she/her/hers | kayteee0h on the gramearl simmons @iamsamkeller
3K Followers 2K Following if my tweets about jeopardy make you laugh you are legally required to venmo me $5#1 betelgeuse fan @philatticus
7K Followers 2K Following lord of fire and flesh. grain alcohol, philly sports, max, and 4x4.𓆙 𝔟𝔯𝔲𝔦.. @_ourt
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31K Followers 1K Following Team Reporter @sixers • emmy nominated • IG: laurenmrosen • alum @DukeU, @MedillSchool • move with courage and kindnessMorgan @mocliffff
3K Followers 742 Following she/her. philadelphia sports among other things. just keep dunking. Host of Shareables Podcast on SpotifyAlex McIntyre @alexemcintyre
10K Followers 2K Following sorry for all the mom tweets | @nllwings team photographerZainab Javed @zrjaved
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2K Followers 324 Following husband. father. vet. consultant. gig driver 🚗 stocks 📈💰sometimes I play video games 🎮 basketball aficionado 🏀 blood type 80’s. paid $8 to tweet.George Basile @BallAndPolicy
846 Followers 916 Following Policy and comms @BullpenStrat | Retired ⚾️ | Philly Filipino | TU made | @GothamFC & @IndianaFever 5evr | Opinions = own.Zo @Corner3Zo
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40K Followers 5K Following I write about TV and watch more of it than should be legal. I block trolls. I hate spoilers. I love my dog (and probably yours). RTs not endorsements.@SMASEY I think you have to swap black for pink. 730 “new” George Washington facts a year stacks up pretty fast
@IdahoBones Weird to simp credit card companies and big business but okay
@SMASEY I prefer to get my meals delivered from the buffet of a cruise ship at sea
@BecomingCritter dont pay for something you could get for free
@SMASEY not a good obsession I’m annoying!!!! But I love you 5 million
@crawf34 hell yeah can always count on you 💕 (I’m not kidding the first time we actually get to meet I think I will tear up a bit)
"later this year" better mean "tomorrow night"
I’m 1 Sixers loss away from buying this