Rob @RobDoes

The opinions expressed here represent the total truth of the universe. Earth Joined March 2018

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FEAR NO MORE @SHEEPSLIVE

2 weeks ago

HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN LIVING IN THE TRUMAN SHOW?

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Rob @RobDoes

4 months ago

@HustleBitch_ @Jebus I snuck all kinds of stuff past the school district IT team as a teenager 🤣 of course kids are still getting around, there are too many exposure vectors.

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6 months ago

@theUMreal done

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@trendradar_app @naiivememe @BBZIOT It’s been nothing but fake outs since going off the gold standard. Maybe longer. Enjoy the comfort while it lasts, historically you only get out of these situations with calamitous war.

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2 years ago

Today is probably a great day to file outrageous medical claims.

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2 years ago

@helloproducts my daughter wanted to share this with you

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3 years ago

The @NFL is so much more fun to watch when teams are going for it in fourth down. Keep it up! #goforit

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3 years ago

Good project management is a lot like good plumbing. No one is ever happy to have good plumbing. They expect it. It is taken for granted. Even sometimes looked down on. Yet when something breaks, it’s suddenly the most important thing in the house and must be addressed.

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3 years ago

So now that we are using @X is it a tweet or is it an ecks? Am I ecking? Am I exing? Are we all exes?

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3 years ago

@balajis What should we do about this stuff? I can’t stop any of it. I can’t fix it. Is it just buy Bitcoin and hold? Move out of the USA? Genuinely curious, I’m not sure what to do about any of this.

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3 years ago

@KnowMasculine Infidelity is the most common cited reason iirc.

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3 years ago

@AiBreakfast What good is a lifelike me when I already have a real life me? Lol I guess I could have a lifelike but optimized version of myself?

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3 years ago

@finer9 Mad Wreck It Ralph vibes going on

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3 years ago

@clownworld

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3 years ago

@clownworld I visited a few weeks ago, and it was crazy in the stores. All like this.

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3 years ago

@fesshole Oh, that is very really cheating. What an awful human.

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3 years ago

@CoachHeath_ I work in software, mobile apps, games. My kids know they’re not getting smartphones until they are mature and skilled enough to live on their own. I’m too close to it all. I know too much. And I don’t even work on social media apps myself. Protect your kids.

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3 years ago

@IAmOscarAdrian There is no end, so keep doing the most important stuff - particularly fitness. Death is the end, so you can be in pain and getting stronger, or in pain and getting weaker. Those are the only options.

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3 years ago

@FreeYourFam Homeschooled them.

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3 years ago

Every. Single. Time. I set up a blockchain or crypto app, I want to put my head through a wall. For all the money in this space, the fact that onboarding is so consistently a nightmare puts a massive user acquisition ceiling on your product.