Raven Richards @RavenRichards93
Now in stereo! He/Him ♂️UK Joined December 2021-
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Sincere Raven Morning Musing #488 When you finish for compliments and nobody is biting 😫
90 days of me demanding that they bring back Vine. Day 722 #BringbackVine #Vine2 #Vine
Sincere Raven Morning Musing #487 I feel like having a superpower of flying would be a lot more impractical than we realise
90 days of me demanding that they bring back Vine. Day 721 #BringbackVine #Vine2 #Vine
It's been a while, some may curse it's not been longer... But... #LunchPun #RateMyPun
The Philosophy of Sally Bowles is all about starchy food displays: “Life is a Carb Array, old chum, come to the Carb Array” #MondayMirth #LunchPun #RateMyPun
Excuse me sir I'm looking for a man with one eye 👮🏻 You'd have more chance of finding him if you used both. 😅🤓 #lunchpun
Anthony Joshua asked me if I was ok with him losing his fights deliberately to make money from the bookmakers I said knock yourself out #LunchPun #RateMyPun
Sincere Raven Morning Musing #486 No need to fret
90 days of me demanding that they bring back Vine. Day 720 #BringbackVine #Vine2 #Vine
90 days of me demanding that they bring back Vine. Day 719 #BringbackVine #Vine2 #Vine
90 days of me demanding that they bring back Vine. Day 718 #BringbackVine #Vine2 #Vine
The most down to earth substance in Physics is the matter of fact #BadJokeFriday #LunchPun #RateMyPun
I recently hosted a chastity contest Nobody came #LunchPun #RateMyPun
Sincere Raven Morning Musing #485 It's not easy avoiding being repetitive
Weekly reminder that some people suck, but maybe not you Keep on rocking
90 days of me demanding that they bring back Vine. Day 717 #BringbackVine #Vine2 #Vine
Sincere Raven Morning Musing #484 It's not easy avoiding being repetitive
Fi 🇪🇺 @rahhead01
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I gave my kid some WD40 and I haven't heard a squeak from him since. #Lunchpun
Haven’t heard any birdsong for a few days, but I’m sure there’s no caws for concern. #LunchPun