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Why is chunky peanut butter a thing? I've never heard of chunky butter.
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@Rainmaker1973 The terms "pop" and "coke" are fizzling out
If I was supposed to do things today, it wouldn't be called Satallday.
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My CPR dummy kept acting like it was in a hurry to leave. It even had a warning label on it that said, "Not real patient." #LunchPun
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@BillyM2k "Unlimited Data" has the same asterisk as "Everyone wins the lottery today"
Uhh........ someone needs to change the world.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I asked my dentist how much it would cost to straighten my teeth. He said, "Brace yourself."
The husband wanted an open marriage. The wife didn't. It was an open-and-shut case. #LunchPun
Han tried to protect Leiah, but he couldn't saber. #LunchPun
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Chuck Norris once built himself a home with a single kick. It's a round house. #ChuckNorrisFacts #ChuckNorris
How to build an app in 30 seconds with Grok
Many people get put on long transplant lists because the hospitals are heartless. #LunchPun
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@TheOnion I have an irrational fear of Middle Eastern spiders. It's called Iraqnaphobia
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5K Followers 5K Following Jeremiah 3:15 And I will give you pastors according to mine heart, which shall feed you with knowledge and understanding.
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@photricity @gunsnrosesgirl3 I think there's a diaphragm on top that allows air to be pushed out. Then the air pressure from above seals it into essentially a long plumbing pipe that's been repaired. Clever, really, thinking square, not round.
Outfielder Alex Call has been recalled from Triple-A Rochester. -> bit.ly/3JEhKNI
@photricity @Rainmaker1973 Is this the real life? Is this just Fanta, see?
I just saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall, as he turned and sneered at me I thought, 'that's a little condescending'.
@Rainmaker1973 wondering if you can walk up from behind using the stairs
Jokes on the Street in Leicester - Part 2!
Kaplamino uses chain reaction tricks with marbles, dominoes, and random everyday objets. This is a quite impressive marble path.
The book of Scottish short stories I just bought seemed expensive but apparently it was the recommended wee tale price! #lunchpun
Kangaroos choose fish for dinner whenever they get the hopper tuna tea. #LunchPun
It looks like a certain Chinese Social Media site’s days are numbered in America. TikTok. #lunchpun
@photricity @InternetH0F As long as they have kids before hugging the ground, natural selection doesn't apply.
@InternetH0F Never go broke when you have multiple credit cards you can keep swiping 🫠🤣
All the animals entered the ark in Pairs. Apart from the Worms, they entered in Apples!
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