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I'm going to post this video every day until the election
Being single. #ThatMakesMeGrumpy
Not having breakfast #ThatMakesMeGrumpy the whole day
Realising they didn't replace the empty toilet roll holder #ThatMakesMeGrumpy
Getting a role as one of Snow White's companions #ThatMakesMeGrumpy
Jukeboxes have become defunct- it's because they can no longer play groovy dance music #WednesdayWit #LunchPun #RateMyPun
I was offered a job working as a writer for a touring comedian. I turned it down as the pay offered was such a joke #Lunchpun
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13K Followers 13K Following Mum to Bethany and wife to Steve 💕 JZ FM games daily 3pm with @albolt76 @zeddeee @MrFlibble72LFCJim Corbridge @MrBonMot
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#The80sCalledLookingFor A phone book, and I said this is 2024. We don't use phone books anymore. Wait a few years, and you will have the internet. If you still need to find a phone number, you'll be able to do it then.
#The80sCalledLookingFor an Italian Plumber
#ThatMakesMeGrumpy Doing the dishes
#ThatMakesMeGrumpy Wake up after the night of drinking 🤣🤣🤣
#ICouldntBelieveMyEyesWhen I found that dude's car.
#ThatMakesMeGrumpy The people who drive slowly in the passing lane for 5 miles.
Pretty much everything #ThatMakesMeGrumpy , has an opposite that also makes me grumpy
#RuinAJobInterview complete honesty may not be your best course of action
“I honestly don’t know why you bother coming, Simon”
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Larry David wasn’t Groot’s buddy, because he respects wood #ThatMakesMeGrumpy