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QueerOfLasers @QueerOfLasers

@toomanyspectra's girlfriend. butt joke connoisseur. Joined August 2021
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QueerOfLasers @QueerOfLasers

10 months ago

is this x yet

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QueerOfLasers @QueerOfLasers

a year ago

Butts

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Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano

15 years ago

God, Please help rescue this little boy floating in this air balloon. Amen.

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QueerOfLasers @QueerOfLasers

a year ago

Cop City Is A Step Toward Cop Nation defector.com/cop-city-is-a-…

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QueerOfLasers @QueerOfLasers

a year ago

I mean, you move to an abbey or a monastery to have gay sex, right? Why else would you go?

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QueerOfLasers @QueerOfLasers

2 years ago

::musk falls into portable toilet while coming down from daily cocaine binge:: Musksuckers: Oh YEAH now he’s just covering up his USUAL awful smell that’s GENIUS sir please say I’m valuable

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QueerOfLasers @QueerOfLasers

2 years ago

butt butts butts! butts BUTTS butts butts. Butt-butt-butt-butt-butt-butt. BUTTS.

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QueerOfLasers @QueerOfLasers

2 years ago

*cowboy voice* This gender ain’t big enough for the both of us.

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QueerOfLasers @QueerOfLasers

2 years ago

Sitting on the bus, I burp loudly, satisfyingly. An elder woman looks over at me in disgust. “I LIVE TENT FREE INSIDE YOUR HEAD!” I shout, and attempt to escape through an open window, but can only push myself through halfway.

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A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle

2 years ago

@AliceAvizandum the transphobe experiences the trans person as lovecraftian in the unknowable geometry madness scroll sense but from the outside the transphobe looks lovecraftian in the “HP lovecraft just saw a portugese person” sense.

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The Onion @TheOnion

2 years ago

‘I’m Mr. Q The Pedophile Or Whatever,’ Trump Says In Half-Assed Attempt To Pander To QAnon bit.ly/3SsSblg

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A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle

2 years ago

I remember when he was SecState this fucking oaf sent around these bizarre weekly emails to the whole department called "Miles with Mike!" that were like if letters home from summer camp were written by your uncle whose life was collapsing. Everybody hated them.

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Mike Pompeo @mikepompeo

2 years ago

I remember when he was SecState this fucking oaf sent around these bizarre weekly emails to the whole department called "Miles with Mike!" that were like if letters home from summer camp were written by your uncle whose life was collapsing. Everybody hated them.

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- ̗̀🏳️‍⚧️ ̖́- Billie the Big B @Cheetimus

2 years ago

I'm at stage 3.

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Mangy Carl @MrButterChicken

2 years ago

"Tbh, Biden should stick his dick in a light socket and then pour water all over himself. What does he have to lose?"

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Bill Kristol @BillKristol

2 years ago

"Tbh, Biden should stick his dick in a light socket and then pour water all over himself. What does he have to lose?"

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QueerOfLasers @QueerOfLasers

2 years ago

I mean, how well is democracy polling?

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Sean Thomason @TheThomason

2 years ago

Are you trying to shake more money out of it

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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @RepMTG

2 years ago

Are you trying to shake more money out of it

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QueerOfLasers @QueerOfLasers

2 years ago

Queers are a disease, says cartoonist who has won two Pulitzers.

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Mangy Carl @MrButterChicken

2 years ago

@JordanOnRecord @lukeoneil47 So are you telling me that despite all his rage he is still just a rat in a cage?

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Teamsters for a Democratic Union @TeamsterRnF

2 years ago

UPS drivers are sharing thermometer reads from inside their trucks. UPS CEOs would never accept working in 120 or 130-degree offices. Drivers shouldn't have to either.

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QueerOfLasers @QueerOfLasers

2 years ago

Never have to work another day in my life.

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