@quebectango - find me on the place without clouds @QuebecTango
I'm not here any more. I'm here now https://t.co/S1TN3cZ5EK q-target.co.uk Six-fingered hand land Joined September 2009-
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@quebectango - find me on the place without clouds retweeted
Tried to download my twitter archive. I chose to verify by text message. No message arrived. There's a fucking shock.
#twittermemories Remember that time I went viral and Anonymous stole my tweet? No? Well...
#twittermemories Remember that time I went viral and Anonymous stole my tweet? No? Well...
lol imagine if Elon Musk bought Twitter.
@quebectango - find me on the place without clouds retweeted
PICTURE QUIZ: Chancellor of the Exchequer or undead fiend sucking the life from the vulnerable?
Well, I can't argue with that.
Yeah, I'll be sure to check that out... never.
@quebectango - find me on the place without clouds retweeted
Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something unpleasant after a period of relief.
Seeing as Melon Husk is pretty much forcing me to read his tweets now. I'm blocking the cunt.
My Nostradamus style prediction for the most popular gift this Christmas... A ball. A ball that floats on air. A ball that floats on air with magical lights that sparkle from within. In the bin by New Year.
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My supposed "For you" trends comprise 11 things. I give no fucks at all about 8 of those things so how exactly is it for me? This place got shit so quickly.
I bought Gregory and Ethel identical cat beds. Typically they showed zero interest in them. I took the cushion from one and put it on my desk where Ethel occasionally tries to make herself comfortable. Zero interest but she now sleeps in the cushionless cat bed. Fucking. Typical.
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@QuebecTango @RodHardpan @missy_molly_mol @Andy_Parmo @EmuHp @andyparmo @dysondoc And hi back. Hope all is fabulous with you and A 💋
@QuebecTango Hi there - we are looking at arranging buses to keep passengers moving. We are awaiting confirmation as to whether these have been sourced. ^Hannah
@QuebecTango @TalkTalk @TomHatherley I sent a DM, whist I understand it’s their process, it gave me no more information that was readily available. For a known issue it should be public.
@TalkTalk Basically for anyone interested there’s no update
@TalkTalk Why do I need to send you a DM for what is an acknowledged fault?
I just wanted to thank everyone for all your lovely messages, they have meant a lot to me and Mark's family. Wishing you all a happy Christmas x
RT @elonmusk My bedside table
@QuebecTango but daddy elon said those microservices didn't do anything
@QuebecTango Yes there was a post a couple of days ago about how that went down shortly after Musk tweeted he'd be getting rid of unnecessary code bloat
Twitter's closing down sale is taking longer than the one in my local Mountain Warehouse.
PICTURE QUIZ: Chancellor of the Exchequer or undead fiend sucking the life from the vulnerable?
@QuebecTango If my accounts are anything to go by, it’ll be empty anyway…
Never in my widest dreams did I expect to see my name on a cinema marquee! But there it is, with my #MastersOfMakeUpEffects co-author Howard, at the Fulham Road Picturehouse. Come join us tonight - Nov 15, 6.30pm - for a fun screening, signing and Q&A! picturehouses.com/movie-details/…
@QuebecTango Awesome! If you need any particular little bits then let me know, I bought a metric fuck ton of loose Lego by the kg for the kids and there’s all kinds of bits in there.
@QuebecTango Shoulda bought 2 boxes #CatLogic
@QuebecTango Thoughts and prayers
@QuebecTango @theblackcatsays Didn't that happen last year too?
@QuebecTango “It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. I’m Elon and I’ve elongated myself on your time line. See what I did there?” #HesBonkers
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