Musical Players (featuring VARious artists) @PlayersMusical
Footballers and managers past and present portrayed as musicians, movies and famous faces via crap puns and dodgy photoshops. Enjoy and share Requests welcome Ireland Joined May 2020-
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Danny Murphy in shock managerial move to replace Erik Ten Hag
Danny Murphy in shock managerial move to replace Erik Ten Hag
Hello .@twitter Nobody likes the home/latest tweets thing at the top of home page. It’s rubbish. Please stop trying new things. I’m too fucking old.
Am I the only one who wishes Messi signed for PSG so a chant to Kajagoogoo's 80s classic could be created? "Tuchel-chel, hush-hush Lionel" No? Me neither
Sadly for Ole it's looking ominous now. I've also seen people defending him as he wasn't backed during the summer but does anyone honestly think just sticking Sancho in that side now would suddenly make us a more consistent side with identity is delusional. Ole now looks lost.
Sounds like Trump is challenging a Marvel villain to a fight
Sounds like Trump is challenging a Marvel villain to a fight
Ed Woodward to lead vaccine purchasing team Midnight Dec 31st: "Vaccine negotiations have collapsed. Woodward is understood to be happy to live with the virus for another year. He is however considering a late loan move for some paracetamol" @newschambers
Ed Woodward to lead vaccine purchasing team Midnight Dec 31st: "Vaccine negotiations have collapsed. Woodward is understood to be happy to live with the virus for another year. He is however considering a late loan move for some paracetamol" @newschambers
Thinking back Dortmund have shown Woodward up to be an even bigger fool than he clearly is. No Sancho,Haaland turns Utd down despite all the "Ole has contacted him personally" briefs and Bellingham too (we let him go there to sweeten the Sancho deal was a delusion some had). Poor
Why do I have the awful feeling Utd cut back on phones for staff and gave Ole an old Nokia with shit predictive text. He wanted Adama Traore and a defender like Pallister but we got the wrong Traore and Pellistri
Disappointing window aside just looked at Utd's fixtures. Newcastle (a), PSG (a), Chelsea (h), Leipzig (h), Arsenal (h), Besaksehir (a), Everton (a). Champions league games aside it's a very tough run given the doom and gloom at the moment. A pivotal month for Ole I feel....
Quite incredible that Utd have wasted the summer chasing attacking talent and when it appears they finally are going to get them the entire back four needs to be replaced. Sums things up really
Footballers as musicians Tom (Phil) Jones #mufc #ManUtd #ManchesterUnited
Footballers as musicians Corinne Bailey (Alex) Rae #Millwall #RangersFC #Wolves #Sunderland
Footballers as musicians Earth, Wind & Maguire #mufc #mufc_FAMILY #ManchesterUnited #disco #Soul
Is it just me or are Utd the only club who are briefing the media about their losses in some misguided attempt to get sympathy from fans? The constant factor in Utd's decline post Ferguson is the Glazers and Woodward
Is it just me or are Utd the only club who are briefing the media about their losses in some misguided attempt to get sympathy from fans? The constant factor in Utd's decline post Ferguson is the Glazers and Woodward
Footballers as musicians In honour of his hat trick today it's Marilyn Min Son again #Spursy #THFC #Son #TottenhamHotspur #Spurs #SOUTOT #MarilynManson RT and follow @PlayersMusical
Jonathan 🇾🇪🏴.. @jonmikesav8
100K Followers 36K Following A nobody to everybody until you walk beside me 🇾🇪 MU_ST member 🇾🇪 Don’t do analysis. Can’t stand stats. I use my eyes. The font of no knowledge.
Kieran Dempsey @dempsek
20K Followers 22K Following United, kids, wife. Ex ST holder. East stand lower. In Moscow that rainy night in 08. Mancunian/Irish Descent. Always follow back. MUFC.
Raju @Raju10133042090
20 Followers 542 Following Advertising/Marketing 💰Professional Digital Marketer 🚀 Grow With Your Online Business 💲Payment: Paypal/CashApp 📎Portfolio👇 https://t.co/ctRC06FERt
Nando Nortista¹⁴ |.. @alo_brazil
2K Followers 5K Following 🎓 • 🤴🏾🦁 • 🐺 🤏🏽 🌞 cês nunca vão me conhecer de verdade. não aqui. FA¹⁴ • ᵍᵉᶜ🇳🇬
Dai Williams 🇺🇦 @DaiWills99
247 Followers 1K Following Proud Welshman. History lover with a social conscience.
john @fohnjoster
47 Followers 235 Following
Lucy Holbrook @Lucy_Holbrook
474 Followers 2K Following
Gman @Gman_117_
133 Followers 2K Following
Hassan Arshad @Hassan_Arshad11
118 Followers 393 Following
CK @ck7700
186 Followers 518 Following
Fuzzy Monkey @gregster0512
45 Followers 379 Following
AC @een2afc
55 Followers 622 Following
Steven Mann @maroon4ever
275 Followers 2K Following Supporter of Heart of Midlothian FC and the Scotland national team. Love cricket. Play for @ekcricket when it doesn't rain. Don't blame me, I voted Yes!
Philip Bentham @BenthamPhil
438 Followers 2K Following Phil,35..Bwfc ,truck driver, Left handedgolfer, /// adidas. Whippet Dad
Jon Gillies @thebullit1983
171 Followers 611 Following incapable of making alright decisions and having bad ideas
Eascxa @eascxa
1K Followers 2K Following Glazers Out! Nothing Will Change As Long As They Stay! 🇰🇪🇷🇼🏴🇺🇬🇹🇿
Dad Level Podcast @level_dad
1K Followers 5K Following A husband, father, gamer, collector, podcaster, IT support technician, artists and YouTuber. https://t.co/l19g12LDuZ
Skunk Radio Live @skunkradiolive
32K Followers 14K Following Discover independent music. Showcasing unsigned artists, bands, music producers, songwriters, DJs & composers around the world. Pop, rock, hip hop & all genres.
david @armpitts
148 Followers 505 Following
Bruce Gorrie @bsgorrie
11K Followers 8K Following Psychedelic hepcat with a cat. St. Patrick's Hibernian SC, Gerard Manley Hopkins. I'll climb the hill in my own way. MD Alternative National Treasure
Ireland In Music @IrelandInMusic
562 Followers 510 Following Bringing Irish Music to the world. Available on @AllArtsTV & @ThirteenWNET already - @RTEplayer from Easter Monday. European TV from Autumn! #IrelandInMusic
i licked it, so it’.. @dazabanter
584 Followers 418 Following may contain some sarcasm, football expert,#mufc pull my hair and smack my hairy Arse
🔰 Daragh Mahony#mu.. @Daragh92
129 Followers 1K Following football fanatic love MUFC and Ireland international
Amy @amyvm0305
1K Followers 3K Following live each day as it's your last. love every moment and love yourself ❤ @jayjmufc ❤❤
Muzz60 @Muzz601
2K Followers 3K Following Never trust a Tory I mean don't ever ever trust a Tory they just lie Love MUFC ❤️NHS❤️
iphone user @Kweku_iboy
119 Followers 622 Following At The End,😎We Gonna Take Something Home..........🏘️🛣️🚙
Tamzin Yates @teabz73
400 Followers 1K Following Left wing, middle-aged and long-suffering NCFC supporter.
SaddoPodcast (Sitcom .. @SaddoPodcast
2K Followers 2K Following The (currently rested) SADDO podcast, where we deep dive classic UK sitcoms episode by episode - S1: The Good Life | S2: Fawlty Towers | S3: Dear John
donal scannell @donalscannell
5K Followers 3K Following TV maker Not tweeting these days in the hope himself might be gone soon.
united @PaulGod25785095
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Manyoo @Pantonoby
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Dylan Taylor @dylt1993
12 Followers 83 Following
House of Gubbins @HouseOfGubbins
2K Followers 1K Following Co-creator & archdeviant of Black Pasty: https://t.co/bj14g6z18t And get thy gusset dankened by our old podcast whimsy: https://t.co/2IGG5g91IF
Mark Latimer @MLat78
178 Followers 2K Following
master_shiffu1 @masshiffu_mster
433 Followers 2K Following OAP radio presenter journalist and comedy max fm 102.3
Tano Mallett @TanoMallett
668 Followers 5K Following
Ian "Vanilla Ice's Bi.. @ianthenoodle
582 Followers 812 Following 36-year-old human being. Supporter of Macclesfield FC. Life is but an endless series of missed opportunities... some involving Pottery Barn.
GOT, NOT GOT @GotNotGot
17K Followers 15K Following Derek Hammond & Gary Silke. The Lost World of Football. Twenty Got, Not Got volumes, and counting.
Jonathan 🇾🇪🏴.. @jonmikesav8
100K Followers 36K Following A nobody to everybody until you walk beside me 🇾🇪 MU_ST member 🇾🇪 Don’t do analysis. Can’t stand stats. I use my eyes. The font of no knowledge.
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve
426K Followers 29K Following Enquiries: [email protected] mailing list: https://t.co/RLUzvyVcee Support me: https://t.co/U09r4vQtnf Shop at website below xxx
Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP
440K Followers 3 Following 🏆 - Stuff Magazine's "Tweeter of the Year" - 2013.
A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert
204K Followers 2K Following 80s/90s/00s footy nostalgia. On a YouTube odyssey for glorious goals & gaffes. Retro football writer. Bits & bobs of retro merch 👀⬇️
Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell
363K Followers 963 Following Journalist for @TheAthleticFC, covering Manchester United. Instagram: lauriewhitwell
No Score Draws ✍️.. @CheapPanini
58K Followers 856 Following ✍🏻Artistically challenged football doodlers 📕BOOK! The Unofficial World Cup Album: A Poorly Drawn Incomplete History 🛒 https://t.co/WGaFUvZ8hO
Balderdash @notDcfcBoss
41K Followers 913 Following I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door, the layers of nuance caught their eyes, the day I won The Turner Prize.
Kieran Dempsey @dempsek
20K Followers 22K Following United, kids, wife. Ex ST holder. East stand lower. In Moscow that rainy night in 08. Mancunian/Irish Descent. Always follow back. MUFC.
Nooruddean @BeardedGenius
178K Followers 3K Following INSHALLAH UNITED paperback edition is out 11th April! Pre-order here: https://t.co/w4w54bODKr
Badly Drawn Boy @badly_drawn_boy
43K Followers 2K Following 'Banana Skin Shoes' - Badly Drawn Boy's new album is out now! https://t.co/BbgFWSS0gE Big Life Management - [email protected]
Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews
166K Followers 0 Following Clearly labelled parody account | EMAIL: [email protected] | REWARD US: https://t.co/DeOXY6YVmY
YesterdaysStars @YesterdaysStars
26K Followers 9K Following YesterdaysStars is a page where you are able to view all things United related , moments , players ,memorabilia , Anything with a United Theme - MUFC
PunHub @PunHubOnline
265K Followers 554 Following Bringing you HD original puns and dad jokes. Over 2M followers across platforms 🔥 ✉️ [email protected] Pre-order our book below! 📚⬇️
Football Manager Hair.. @visualsatire
66K Followers 316 Following 'Phenomenal. More than an artist. A revolutionary.' - Dr Robert 'Rob' Zands
GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor
160K Followers 278 Following Parody. Not affiliated in any way with Masters of The Universe, Mattel or Filmation.
Footy Face Swap @FootyFaceSwap
21K Followers 71 Following Footballers faces not quite as you remembered.
Al Foran @ImpressionistAL
129K Followers 4K Following Mainly impressions & MUFC. Co-host of the United Way pod 🇾🇪 For general enquiries, contact [email protected]
The Many Debuts in WW.. @TheDebutsInWWE
91K Followers 1K Following Account changes gimmick ever so often. Owner: @tribal_chef My other account @matchpromoswwe DM me any WWE Debuts you wanna see, credit given.
Joe Hamilton @JoeHamilton23
694 Followers 229 Following
Forever Delayed @FDForum
9K Followers 47 Following A Manic Street Preachers Fansite. All things @Manics, home to @MSPpedia Manics Resource
KM2 TV Archive @KillianM2
28K Followers 479 Following
Soccer Slammers ⚽�.. @soccer_slammers
8K Followers 241 Following Bootleg action figures from the football / wrestling, nostalgia-inducing, non-existent video game sensation, Soccer Slammers! ⚽️💥 BUY SLAMMER CARDS NOW!!!👇
Transfersthathappened @actualtransfers
63K Followers 2 Following Football transfers that actually happened // @actualkits // @actualmanagers // DM OPEN FOR SUGGESTIONS!
BUCHANAN: Dublin Time.. @RobLooseCannon
16K Followers 15K Following Drinker with a writing problem. #Irish #news #poetry #history #politics #Dublin Married to @alanlambodublin https://t.co/v0q7LvJBQ8
Roy Keane's Film Revi.. @roykeanereviews
24K Followers 2 Following I might go in hard on a film. Just to make me feel better y’know? (Parody that is basically the same joke over and over again.)
Mikes Iconic Kits @MikesIconicKits
2K Followers 669 Following Football shirts and Daniel Nii Tackie Mensah Welbeck.
Subbuticons @subbuticons
2K Followers 519 Following Cult footballers in flick figure form. Tees, mugs, prints and other merch. Legacy fan. IG: subbuticons
Luke Paton @Golfpunter1
7K Followers 1K Following Pro punter. Ex Betfair. Tiger is the GOAT. Just my opinions. https://t.co/U6e7LWoB05
SmartSportsTrader @SmSportstrader
7K Followers 726 Following Learn how to make a consistent income from the sports betting markets. Check out the strategies that have allowed me to make over £190,000 so far.
Graham Linehan @Glinner
565K Followers 3K Following Substack https://t.co/C5bDlddFJx YouTube https://t.co/KxvlEmE8G3 WPATH Files https://t.co/eRz97iu3hz
Mexico86HQ 🇲🇽�.. @Mexico86HQ
13K Followers 229 Following Social media site for the 1986 FIFA World Cup era. Retro photos, vids, news, opinion, trivia, quizzes & more! 🇲🇽
Paul McGrath @Paulmcgrath5
211K Followers 578 Following
George Hamilton @HamiltonRTE
23K Followers 1K Following My views, my opinions, my retweets. This is not an RTÉ account. Contact: [email protected]
Brian McClair @BrianMcClair13
59K Followers 434 Following Official Twitter account of former Celtic, Manchester United and Motherwell player and occasional raconteur Brian McClair.
The Museum of Curiosi.. @CuriosMuseum
58K Followers 4K Following Monsieur Pompier's Museum of Curiosities.
TigerSpreadsheets @TigSpreadsheets
1K Followers 283 Following Excel VBA Consultancy And Training For Organisations Worldwide 💻30 DAY EXCEL ANALYST (FREE) https://t.co/McarTIvpQR 💻No DMs here - please email
Jens Stoltenberg @jensstoltenberg
856K Followers 32K Following
Jamie Carragher @Carra23
2.3M Followers 1K Following 7️⃣3️⃣7️⃣ games for @LFC with a few 🏆 along the way, now annoying Gary Neville on @SkySportsPL
bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer
1.2M Followers 204 Following in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept
Lee Sharpe @Sharpeyofficial
50K Followers 302 Following Ex-Manchester United, Leeds United & England Footballer ➡️ Pro Golfer 📧 [email protected] 📷 Instagram: lsharpey5
PUNS @ThePunnyWorld
658K Followers 5 Following Follow for the most hilarious puns and dad jokes! Not affiliated with any of my tweets.
Greg Davies @gdavies
695K Followers 805 Following Full Fat Legend tour tickets available via https://t.co/3AFSyykLay, if you fancy coming
Futzy @Futzyglobal
468 Followers 551 Following ⚽️Building the Worlds 1st Fan Share Technology to Unite millions of Man United fans on a Community the FANS control & own to help bring the glory days back⚽️
Gary Pallister @GaryPallister
44K Followers 169 Following Ex-Manchester United, Middlesbrough and England footballer ⚽️ For all enquiries: [email protected] ✉️
Elko Born @Elko_B
16K Followers 442 Following Dutch football writer for the BBC, The Blizzard, ESPN, Eurosport and way more. Editor of Hagball.
Neil Warnock @warnockofficial
237K Followers 107 Following Non-league to Premier League Enquiries: [email protected] | For tickets to live shows in 2024 visit https://t.co/FPQmU87qrb
Death by Toys @danpolydoris
28K Followers 10K Following I make custom toys/collectibles/garbage for a living.
eirCare @eircare
38K Followers 1K Following We are support for #eir customers We are here to help from 9am to 7pm Monday to Friday and 9am to 5:30pm on Saturday's.
Retro Game Geeks @RetroGameGeeks
30K Followers 2K Following We are RGG™ We post stuff about old video games and try to be funny. Give us 4 pictures and 280 characters and we'll bring you all the memories. Be kind. Rewind
John Sweeney @johnsweeneyroar
287K Followers 5K Following Trouble At Post Office; Lib Dem; Under Deadly Skies: film; Killer In The Kremlin: Penguin; https://t.co/vFe0ft39eY https://t.co/i8G1bVK3Al
Illia Ponomarenko �.. @IAPonomarenko
1.3M Followers 2K Following Live straight out of Bucha Buy Me a Coffee: https://t.co/2jsZNdSj2u Also find me on BlueSky: https://t.co/rqus6D0CZd
Commodore Format Arch.. @CommodoreFormat
3K Followers 527 Following Celebrating Future PLC’s ‘90s C64 magazine. Unofficial fan site. No connection to the publisher. #C64 #retrogames
Gavan Reilly @gavreilly
229K Followers 9K Following Political correspondent @virginmedianews • 1/3 of #TheGroupChat podcast, Wednesdays at 11pm on Virgin Media One • Columnist @meathchronicle and @TheSundayIndo
Dan Williams @DanWilliams441
451 Followers 165 Following
Football-Bet-Data / R.. @fbd_rbd
4K Followers 62 Following Twitter page of https://t.co/KbAPSWqUwA + https://t.co/1ni4Ugs4s4, providing data to successful traders, bettors and data enthusiasts since 2006
AmigoAmiga @rexthedogge
3K Followers 1K Following A Grey Haired Gamer, lover of all things 8-bit & 16-bit, Twitch Streamer, Day Dreamer, expressing myself through Video Games.
Jaz Rignall @JazRignall
16K Followers 612 Following Playing video games since 1976. Writing about them since 1983.
Footy Scran @FootyScran
586K Followers 970 Following The original and only Footy Scran. Posting scran at the football. DM’s are open for new photos 📸 [email protected] for contact and questions!
Rob Blanchette @_Rob_B
31K Followers 600 Following ⚽ Journalist & Broadcaster: 📺🎙️@TPLMUFC for @90min_Football 🔴⚫⚪ Please subscribe to my #MUFC channel 🔱👇🏾🙏🏾 @BRfootball, Red News & more 🖋
Jaythechou @jaythechou
351K Followers 22 Following And the Oscar goes to Paddington 3 You can find my other Paddington Photoshops at https://t.co/HPXhncqHx6
8bit-Football.com @8bitfootball
120K Followers 3K Following I draw football players in low resolution. I don't sell my art as NFT, so be aware of scammers.
This week's column is on Jude Bellingham's year ... this is his title, from start to finish. And it has been extraordinary. theguardian.com/football/2024/…
@DreyfusJames I can’t imagine how difficult any of what you just described must be. I’d be lying if I said I could empathise. All I can say is that you courageously fought a cause that wasn’t immediately your own, you did so to your enormous detriment, and you held the line when far weaker…
"People say I'm a bit selfish, but I want to score goals!" 😆 Ollie Watkins ruthless attitude to goalscoring is certainly paying off... 🔥
Quote of the day: "Don't eat cucumber from a women's prison" 😂😂
@Holly0910 babies get stabbed and famous guys tweets are your concern. Good God damn Leftist white women are an absolute PLAGUE.
Italian PE teacher explaining long jump.
🚨 Sir Alex Ferguson: “Unfortunately, I have also suffered the painful loss of my beloved wife, Cathy, this month, and I want to thank the club, the fans, and everyone who has sent me their condolences. The black armbands worn by the team against Brentford, and the flags at…
@Sperocaof One digestive in the fridge, wrapped in clingfilm.
Nice story from this week's Popbitch. Always glad to hear how much the poor man's Duncan Norvelle is disliked in the industry.
Decent roar 🇬🇭
Did you miss the goal? Kudus dey! 🕺🏿 #MTNxBlackStars
@JamesHorncastle @lauriewhitwell That's not an offer, that's an insult
😭😭😭😭 This is the most insane thing I’ve seen, no way Fergie was getting away with this on a regular
Contrast in ends 90 mins before kick-off
What is being done to curb spread of 'misinformation'? via @rtenews rte.ie/news/2023/0520…
Some Monday morning reading for you
.@LP10oficial took a ten-fold pay cut, paid his own transfer fee, left primera and dropped into Spain’s third-fourth division so that he could play with the club he grew up supporting. It’s been some journey home via Ukraine, Greece and England espn.com/soccer/deporti…
To the ‘trans’ people out there: I believe you should be treated with respect. I believe you should be treated with empathy. I believe you should get the support you need. I do not believe that you have changed sex or that it is ever possible for you to change sex. Full stop.
@MiguelDelaney Like Ligue 1 and Bundesliga? Did anyone expect anything other than that if one club can dominate financially in the way City have? Thankfully they generate the largest amount of commercial revenue to support investment in the team.
Never seen anything like that Antonio Conte press conference just now. 10 minutes of trying to take everyone else down with him. It was such an amazing performance you almost had to admire it.
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