pippin @Pippinbert

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect. "You want that Animal Style?" I paused. I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight. "...Animal Style." "Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?" I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order. "Yes," I said. "I will become the animal." Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?" I stopped. Even the potatoes? "The potatoes also become animals?" "I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..." "Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well." "...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?" I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?" "It's, like, how many patties you want." "How many is the most honorable?" "...Four is a lot." "Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer." She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it. It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point. I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth. For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world. They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free. So tell me, America. The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight? And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

¿¿Por qué no lo supe antes??

@BradPowers7 Watched season 48 first ever, so went back to binge from beginning (no commercials). Now on season 25. Best way to see how idols were introduced, strategy development and the perfection of the blindside. Great tv, would recommend

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere." Farmer: "Where did they get it?" Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere." Activist: "From... eating?" Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it." Activist: "The soil?" Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from." Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere." Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it." Activist: "Then just don't have the cow." Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle." Activist: "It's not that simple." Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

@DHD7742 @officer_Lew @TAftermath2020 I remember when my husband used to invent titles for his staff who needed moral boost or maybe he was just f-ing with them. Probably the latter

From common sense to racism in three decades. Chuck Schumer: soaring with whichever way the wind blows. 🦅 🇺🇸 .

PASS THE SAVE ACT.!!!

It’s all coming out. Linkedin Billionaire Reid Hoffman’s name appears 2,600 times in the new Jeffrey Epstein Files Elon Musk was right The Biden Admin was letting top Democrat donors and Jeffrey Epstein clients sponsor DOJ investigations Elon Musk reveals “The SpaceX lawsuit was funded by Reid Hoffman, who is a major Dem donor and also a Jeffrey Epstein Client” Think about that, Democrats let their donors use our law enforcement to target their enemies Elon Musk explains the SpaceX DOJ investigation went on for YEARS, he explains in details the Weaponization of law enforcement And it was sponsored by a top Democrat Donor Joe Rogan “The plot thickens, Jesus Christ. It's just, it's so blatant. It's like so obvious. The SpaceX lawsuit, the Trump stuff. It's just, it's so obvious.”

This woman has something to say to @SenSchumer he's tagged so you know what to do She wants to tell him how she got her Marriage License How everyone she knows that's black has an ID But, the best part is when she tells blacks they're being lied to

The irony is too much. Democrats are a clown show.

Rep. Michael Cloud @RepMichaelCloud

5 months ago

For reference, this is how we vote in the US House: 1) Insert photo ID 2) Press button

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213 Democrats used their photo id to vote against photo ids in elections. Pass the ⁦@chiproytx⁩ ⁦@BasedMikeLee⁩ ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ Save America Act.

@greggutfeld Whew 😅

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🚨BREAKING: Tom Homan just revealed Minnesota counties are LETTING ICE INTO THE JAILS to arrest illegals, "unprecedented" cooperation is now happening They caved. Illegals are being arrested instead of being released into Minnesota. This is HUGE, Tom Homan did it! "We currently have an unprecedented number of counties communicating with us now and allowing ICE to take custody of illegal aliens before they hit the streets!" "Unprecedented cooperation. Now say it again, this is efficient, requires only one or two officers to assume custody of a criminal alien target rather than eight or ten officers going into the community and arresting that public safety threat." "This frees up more officers to arrest or remove criminal aliens. More officers taking custody of criminal aliens directly from the jails means less officers on the street doing criminal operations." "This is smart law enforcement, not less law enforcement. It's safer for the community, safer for the officers, and safer for the alien. This coordination also makes it far more safe for the Twin Cities." Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust and support Tom Homan for everything he did? A. 100% B. 50% C. 25% D. 0% MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

🚨 BREAKING: After some leftist Team USA Olympic members bashed America abroad, patriots are pointing to athlete Tamyra Mensah-Stock saying at the prior Olympics — “I love representing the U.S. I freakin’ love living there. I love it, and I’m so happy I get to represent USA!” IT’S THAT SIMPLE. Don’t trash America abroad. Even if you’re a TDS liberal. We are the strongest nation in the world. H/t @JonnyRoot_

Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to secretly retrieve US made Stinger Missiles that the State Dept had supplied to Ansar al Sharia in Libya WITHOUT Congressional oversight or permission. Sec State Hillary Clinton had brokered the Libya deal through Ambassador Stevens and a Private Arms Dealer named Marc Turi, but some of the shoulder fired Stinger Missiles ended up in Afghanistan where they were used against our own military. On July 25th, 2012, a US Chinook helicopter was downed by one of them. Not destroyed only because the idiot Taliban didn't arm the missile. The helicopter didn't explode, but it had to land and an ordnance team recovered the missile’s serial number which led back to a cache of Stinger Missiles kept in Qatar by the CIA. Obama and Hillary were in full panic mode, so Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to retrieve the rest of the Stinger Missiles. This was a "do-or-die" mission, which explains the Stand Down Orders given to multiple rescue teams during the siege of the US Embassy. It was the State Dept, NOT the CIA, that supplied the Stinger Missiles to our sworn enemies because Gen. Petraeus at CIA would not approve supplying the deadly missiles due to their potential use against commercial aircraft. So then, Obama threw Gen. Petraeus under the bus when he refused to testify in support of Obama’s phony claim of a “spontaneous uprising caused by a YouTube video that insulted Muslims.” Obama and Hillary committed TREASON! THIS is what the investigation is all about, WHY she had a Private Server, (in order to delete the digital evidence), and WHY Obama, two weeks after the attack, told the UN that the attack was the result of the YouTube video, even though everyone KNEW it was not. Furthermore, the Taliban knew that the administration had aided and abetted the enemy WITHOUT Congressional oversight or permission, so they began pressuring (blackmailing) the Obama Administration to release five Taliban generals being held at Guantanamo. Bowe Bergdahl was just a useful pawn used to cover the release of the Taliban generals. Everyone knew Bergdahl was a traitor but Obama used Bergdahl’s exchange for the five Taliban generals to cover that Obama was being coerced by the Taliban about the unauthorized Stinger Missile deal. So we have a traitor as POTUS that is not only corrupt, but compromised, as well and a Sec of State that is a serial liar, who perjured herself multiple times at the Congressional Hearings on Benghazi. Perhaps this is why no military aircraft were called upon for help in Benghazi: because the administration knew that our enemies had Stinger Missiles that, if used to down those planes, would likely be traced back to the CIA cache in Qatar and then to the State Dept’s illegitimate arms deal in Libya.

Trump: "Nancy Pelosi has a little problem because her husband sold Visa stock one day before it was announced Visa is being sued by the Department of Justice."

🚨The NY Post reported that Nancy Pelosi's & her husband's return on thier stock OUTPERFORMED THE DOW by 17,000% for raking in 133 million from 1987-2025!! WTF! SERIOUSLY?? Their stock trades outperformed the damn DOW? UNREAL! This is EXACTLY why Americans hate Congress!👇