Jess @Part_Mermaid
International Woman of Mystery. Photographer and wanderer. trvlwithjess.blogspot.co.uk Staying At Home Joined January 2010-
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Was it Andrew? Or was she too old for him? Anyone happen to see the daily Heil yesterday?
#ToryScum One house is owned by Michelle Mone and one was owned by Angela Rayner. One of the owners owes millions the other might owe a couple of thousand pounds. Guess which one the press want you to focus on?
Copenhagen's historic stock exchange in flames 😢😢😢 bbc.co.uk/news/world-eur…
Imagine wearing a dress with a split to the thigh and objecting to being asked to show some leg! How is it news?! If it were a burkha, fine, that is offensive. Must be a slow news day
They say you can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter!
I’ve woken up over 300 miles away from my boy 😢 At least I know he’s been a diva and demands belly rubs and play the whole day while I’m gone 😂
If this isn’t a mood; I don’t know what is 😍
My whole day has felt a lot like a moving/house staging version of 24 today. Literally can’t believe I was on a beach at 7am and it’s still the same day and I’ve put in some hardcore hours since having driven back to London too 🤯
No, I don’t know why you’d move to Sunderland either 😂
These Tory MPs calling for Angela Rayner to resign over £1,500 actually went out and defended Tory MP Nadhim Zahawi when he owed HMRC £4.8 MILLION QUID.
Not sure Tory MPs want to open a debate about not living where you’re registered on the electoral roll…. 👀
Having a right time of life at the moment; it’s all going on in abundance; the good and the bad. Doing a nice 300 mile drive tomorrow to mow lawns & get a new agent…ugh! Still, we’re getting a taste of the good life here ❤️
Just watched the first episode of Fallout tonight. There’s a lot to unpack there isn’t there? 😅
Just been to the dump in Sunderland. Another amazing facility that’s infinitely better than the one we have back home! So much safer and easier to use! Looks like a fancy bus station too!
Which hob is better? I will not be using gas. Erm, spaghetti fire put an end to that. 😂
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Mark Rowley was supposed to be a new broom at the Met. But it keeps on repeating the same old policies. Letting down the Lawrence family once again. theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/a…
Regret to report that this tiny bonehead thinks the fibreglass cow outside the farm shop is the real thing.
Things we (I) haven’t heard much about recently: Russell Brand Kate Middleton The King Luke Littler Dan Wootton XL Bullys Philip Schofield Chinese spy balloons That wonky pub Michelle Mone
You are not prepared for how this guy pronounces Schweppes. 😭
I don’t know where Angela Rayner lived, but I do know; Mark Menzies William Wragg Scott Benton Crispin Blunt Peter Bone Chris Pincher David Warburton Julian Knight Andrew Bridgen and Matt Hancock were ALL suspended by the Tory party after Sunak said his Govt was one of integrity
@Part_Mermaid I'm putting almost everything into the ground here. A year or two of watering then very little. A couple of hanging baskets for tomatoes, maybe the fig tree, but nothing else!
"What," said Big Dave, staring (or maybe glaring), "just WHAT are those CHILDREN still doing here at BREAKFAST time?" The 6yo and the 4yo have stayed the night and he looks pretty offended. #CatsOfTwitter
"I've got these lovely flowers for you, Ouma," said the 4yo, waving a bunch of pink roses at me. Then she laid them carefully into the trolley for me to pay for. Still, her heart was in the right place.
Conservatives have used... £6,500 in donations to pay blackmail, Mark Menzies. £34,000 expenses to pay libel fines, Michelle Donelan. £14,000 in donations to pay Medical Treatment, Mark Menzies. These are things the Police should be investigating.
Who else thinks that the Conservatives are TERRIFIED to call a G.E KNOWING FULL WELL that they haven't a snowball in Hell's chance of winning it?
Mark Menzies history of disgrace. 3 months ago - Took £6,500 from donations to pay blackmail. 2014 - Took £14,000 from donations for Medical Bills. 2017 - Drugging a dog. 2024 - Drunk and harrassing people at Last Night of the Proms. Makes William Wragg look like a saint.
#ToryScum One house is owned by Michelle Mone and one was owned by Angela Rayner. One of the owners owes millions the other might owe a couple of thousand pounds. Guess which one the press want you to focus on?
And there’s nothing like your own bed on your birthday night! 😀🥳 Mum says we are celebrating tomorrow!! 😀❣️🎁
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