SimonS @51M0N_5
The man who first used the word "Wiper" as an insult The details of my life are quite inconsequential Joined September 2020-
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I think it's healthy for the young to challenge governments but by god that lot at Columbia need some tear gas and police cells in their lives. It's like Lord of the flies.
Well, the results are in, I've collated them and on balance I have to say that today was crap. Not dire crap, more of a middling crap. The sort of crap which seeps into your soul without being noticed.
Driving license needs renewing so now I've got to have a passport photo done. Great start to the week.
I had a big, framed copy of this and I have no idea what happened to it. Might get another one, I liked it.
If you see this picture post a trio ... Annnd now I need a shower, It won't come off, why won't it come off ?
If you see this picture post a trio ... Annnd now I need a shower, It won't come off, why won't it come off ? https://t.co/qzn7ANyigy
I don't know any of the lyrics for 'Take my breath away' except 'Take my breath away'
*Divorce incoming*
Also, coming out of the supermarket, there was an elderly chap laid out on the pavement over the road. Disgraceful.
First golden rule of commerce Liz. Never argue with sales figures.
Just had to look up zeitgeist if you want to know how thick I am.
I'd invite you lot round for a lecture on coin collecting tonight but I expect you already have plans.
I'm off to bed now to dream of *electric sheep. *Sci fi fans will get this
Right, I'm in a good mood now so if you want me to pay you a compliment, the window is closing so get your skates on.
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Just climbed up there on my walk today. Not bad for an old girl. In her little wellies .😂
Anyone know where these great white sharks are coming to in the UK because I am considering firing myself out of a cannon at them? x
@51M0N_5 Not sure deep fried axle grease pastry will catch on with the posh uns dahn ere but I may be wrong 🤔
Hurts like hell but anything to make the ladies happy
@51M0N_5 I have visited on occasion to see how the other arf live
Are there any men out there who have a favorite bird that is not an eagle? Every single man I have ever asked said "eagle".
@51M0N_5 Speaking of seeping…..I was squirted by a leg oedema today. I hope you can put your crap day behind you.
This is Eswen my great granddaughter who arrived at 4.00 am this morning all safe and sound. 💕
@51M0N_5 Umm think I prefer old Gregor - he’s very slightly less greasy 😂
The firm who are making me a job offer called to chase me up and ask if everything was ok. I had to tell them their HR dept hadn’t sent me the offer yet.
New band name just dropped.
@51M0N_5 Hmm you remind me of someone 🤔 off the telly maybe 😉 😆
Yousaf resigns after failing to get to support from the people he fucked over to get there. Big Billy Vunipola arrested in Spain following a bar brawl, and the UK telling Ireland it won’t take back asylum seekers unless France does the same. What a Monday. Not even over yet.
@Lesso38013409 @51M0N_5 That’s because of all that time you spent working for MI5. 😂
@51M0N_5 I'm worried that the chair's not facing the window. 😂
Twitter has kindly informed me that it's 40yrs to the day since the 1st episode of 'Robin of Sherwood' was shown on ITV. I absolutely loved the addition of Arthurian/pagan mysticism to what had been, until then, the relatively straightforward tales of a mediaeval folk hero.
@51M0N_5 Their entire schtick angers me, but to put them in gobshite order it’d be 1) The one in the middle 2) The Dad 3) The Mum for having the one in the middle 4) The one on the left 5) The daughter
This thread. 🤯
Just been to a scarecrow festival with the theme of sci-fi. I was unprepared for how folk horror it was. A thread 🧵 of images...
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