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I heard the news today, oh boy. lawyer, reader, mom*4, armchair detective, bleeding heart The gorgeous farmlands of CT Joined April 2018-
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OMG I guessed on Douchebell’s mother’s name but IT’S ACTUALLY SHEILA OF COURSE
OMG I guessed on Douchebell’s mother’s name but IT’S ACTUALLY SHEILA OF COURSE
Which one of you hurt Kathleen??????
THIS IS WHY WOMEN CHOOSE THE BEAR.
So I started reading Holly last night and have to ask: Are there still people out there who don’t know @StephenKing is a leftie?
So I started reading Holly last night and have to ask: Are there still people out there who don’t know @StephenKing is a leftie?
I don't know, if you and all your friends keep getting indicted for shit, maybe the problem is you and all your friends?
My God. She tries so hard, and misses SO HARD. Every time
This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.
Watching Gwen Stefani perform at Coachella is proving to me that the millennial generation might have been the last of the ones who can actually enjoy a concert the way it's intended to be. I'm so glad I got to go to concerts without people holding phones up and trying to look…
Watching Gwen Stefani perform at Coachella is proving to me that the millennial generation might have been the last of the ones who can actually enjoy a concert the way it's intended to be. I'm so glad I got to go to concerts without people holding phones up and trying to look…
Right. It’s after 12pm. I didn’t die in the night. Someone get this elderly sex god a fucking birthday margarita, let’s gooooo 🎉🎉🪩
There is no statute of limitations for the crime of murder. Whomever murdered Christopher Byers, Michael Moore & Stevie Branch: Justice will find & prosecute you. kark.com/news/state-new…
This is hilarious. These GOP clowns mocked a fake history paper blissfully unaware that it was a word for word transcript of Trumps incoherent rambling on Gettysburg. #SleepyConDon
I love this and also want a bite of everything
I love this and also want a bite of everything
10/10, no notes
10/10, no notes
"Dad can't come to my graduation because of his criminal porn star hush money trial." "Dad can come to my graduation despite his criminal porn star hush money trial." Either way, Barron's big day is screwed. And it's not the judge's fault.
yes, he killed political humor, but no one gives him credit for also killing drunk history.
yes, he killed political humor, but no one gives him credit for also killing drunk history.
Anything for a good cosplay
You're standing on the shoulders of generations of warriors who gave their lives so you could post bowtie pics declaring your smug lack of character and arrogant ignorance of history.
You're standing on the shoulders of generations of warriors who gave their lives so you could post bowtie pics declaring your smug lack of character and arrogant ignorance of history.
Where is the victim’s voice? Where are her words? “I’m scared,” Nicole Brown told her mother a few months before she was killed. “I go to the gas station, he’s there. I go to the Payless Shoe Store, and he’s there. I’m driving, and he’s behind me.” Five days before Nicole Brown…
Ok cool, how much fucking longer do we have to be tortured?
Ok cool, how much fucking longer do we have to be tortured?
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it's giving
John F. Kennedy's only grandson — Jack Schlossberg
Because they do racist things.
@JoJoFromJerz How are they racist? Cuz they support a guy you don't like?
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Speaking of TikTok yall need to follow this lil vanilla bean too cause baby she not fucking around
@Shelleybeen2 @bouffantbecky She's saying wash your ass
That looks dry as hell
@JoeGuns2023 That's NOT intimate choke play depicted in that picture, that's murder choking. How do I know? Many, many decades as a BDSM educator on how to teach num-nuts safe choke play so they don't murder their women.
@laurawk73 would you believe that in this photo he's younger than 30
@crulge Sir, you look like a 48 year old toddler.
@crulge Looks like they’ve been experimenting on a heritage foundation intern
i might not speak about this particular topic my man
Can we be real for a second: Nobody this good looking is attending a left-wing protest in the American state of Georgia The focus of the picture being a solid 8 should've been enough for leftoids to know this wasn't one of theirs
@OrangePaulp Is it too late to return Gen-Z to sender (Gen-X)?
@OrangePaulp Genuinely they’re not reading whole books in most classes anymore, just excerpts to practice for state tests, except for like AP lit classes
@OrangePaulp No those books are getting added to the banned lists 🥴
@OrangePaulp no they call any kind of humor satire now so actual satire is lost on them
@urgutsoncamera Media literacy is so important you guys