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🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Created by a Licensed Massage Therapist and his smokin’ wife who definitely doesn’t run this twitter account. Sleep Right, Sleep Tight bit.ly/m/onefreshpill… Sleepville Joined July 2016-
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My heathen ass can recite the Lord’s Prayer AND the 23rd Psalm from memory. As I have cleared the apparently basement-level threshold for this sort of thing, I’m calling it: One Fresh Bible ® coming soon to a wine bar near you!
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Well, it’s not like he could sell a dictionary to his base.
I’ve had half a bagel, a venti coffee, and a bottle of wine: ask me anything
That fake ass cry! Girl, go get some sleep.
In case you’re wondering, the local bald eagle population is doing amazing. Aaron saw them having sex on a tree branch this morning. They have an entire nest 100 feet up but decided to come down and give people a show, I guess. Which, tbh, feels extremely American 🇺🇸
Bye bye Bitch McConnell! It hasn’t been pleasant. news.yahoo.com/mitch-mcconnel…
Okay Pillow Daddy tweeted that and I’m really, really proud 💙
Okay Pillow Daddy tweeted that and I’m really, really proud 💙
Score another one for vaccines and supportive relationships. #SuperBowl
What if I told you none of it was accidental?
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The user name is just *chef’s kiss
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646 Followers 1K Following I'm just happy to be here, hope I can help the ballclub.
Must I “speak” at all? A good soulmate would be fluent in big eyes and pout language, my preferred methods of communication
@ask_aubry He dug a hole. When it was pointed out, he kept digging. It is now a grave, and he should accept that.
@BadLegalTakes Worst legal take was the contract you signed when you financed your waterbed at 29% APR
@BadLegalTakes Coach is the greatest legal mind of our generation.
@BadLegalTakes This is what happens when someone questions a licensed notary public. Hopefully the gentleman who replied to me learned his lesson
FDR signed minimum wage into law. It was absolutely meant to be a living wage.
@fuckyouiquit Minimum wage shouldn’t be a living wage.
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If the story's over, why am I still writing pages
@OneFreshPillow Comes complete with a sommelier wine pairing for each Beatitude.
@OneFreshPillow As I was the 1982 state of Michigan church of the Nazarene quiz bowl champion, I would love to write the preface to said Bible. As a limerick.
@OneFreshPillow Looking forward to the follow on... One Fresh Chardonnay Concentrate, "Turn Your Water Into Wine!"
@OneFreshPillow I can recite the names of the first five books of the Bible, from a memory that was drilled into my tiny head at Sunday school. I am definitely your target demographic!
Florida just got a lot more expensive for the GOP.
Both abortion access and recreational marijuana will be on Florida ballots in 2024. Florida Supreme Court just released opinions approving ballot language on both.
Bad day for @AGAshleyMoody, btw.
Both abortion access and recreational marijuana will be on Florida ballots in 2024. Florida Supreme Court just released briefs approving ballot language on both.