Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav

I deeply care about anything but educasion and I need a job!!! PARODY Joined September 2014

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Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav

4 years ago

@TsuiAllen no way - although getting people to believe she has been 'hacked' is a genius idea - whereas in reality is is just one of her many 'second' jobs - promoting Cryptocurrency!

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Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav

4 years ago

@DeborahMeaden Every little helps...

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Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav

4 years ago

@RogersHistory get a job in the financial services industry? #retention #teaching #Crisis

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Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav

4 years ago

@MrNishKumar Just to confirm. Yes - this did happen. No - Rishi still does not realise how ridiculous it was Yes - he will do it again very soon. You're Welcome!

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David Baddiel @Baddiel

4 years ago

Idly reading the responses to Jacob’s tweet very early on Christmas morn and quite pleased if surprised to see this particular usage of the old catchphrase.

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Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav

4 years ago

@JEGullisnotMP @Bren4Bassetlaw Not even in the same League....

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Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav

4 years ago

@Bren4Bassetlaw I like how you are questioning how much make-up a young woman is wearing. I think this is where I went wrong as I was too busy bullying people to manipulate them into doing what I wanted - whereas I should just have been bullying people randomly based on their appearance! Thanks!

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Brendan Clarke-Smith @Bren4Bassetlaw

4 years ago

Orange with rage.

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Schools Week @SchoolsWeek

4 years ago

The education secretary has claimed teachers are 'probably in the top 10 per cent of earners in some parts of the country', and over-stated the average head’s salary by over £20,000 schoolsweek.co.uk/keegan-claims-…

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Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav

4 years ago

@Pandamoanimum It is Sunday You are Welcome.

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Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav

4 years ago

If you see a Santa Claus - and think "He seems really depressed" - then that is because it is me! - work is hard to come by when people can't afford fireplaces and people sack you 3 times for no reason...

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Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav

4 years ago

See how the numbers have plummeted since I left Educasion!! Teachers LOVED me!

Tes magazine @tes

4 years ago

Some parts of the country have seen a bigger drop in recruitment to initial teacher training, @educationgovuk data shows tes.com/magazine/news/…

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Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav

4 years ago

.. because if you can fit 30 into a room, surely you can fit 32... or 34... or 36 .... the more the merrier!!

Schools Week @SchoolsWeek

4 years ago

📖 Exclusive: @educationgovuk ministers plan to send capacity checkers into all secondary schools to see if they can fit in more pupils schoolsweek.co.uk/dfe-plans-to-c…

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

4 years ago

The people have spoken. Trump will be reinstated. Vox Populi, Vox Dei.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

4 years ago

Reinstate former President Trump

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Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav

4 years ago

@NadBadDangerous There can be only one!

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Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav

4 years ago

@elonmusk this is just like when people complain about my face ... while being sat on my face!!!! (I am looking at you, Boris ... or to be more exact, I am looking into you, Boris!) #SirGavinWilliamson

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Sir Gavin Williamson PARODY @NotRealGav

4 years ago

@elonmusk Hello Elon. My name is Sir Gavin Williams PARODY My handle is NotRealGav. I parody a man called #SirGavinWilliamson who was a fireplace salesman, got into government, was sacked THREE times. Are my details an example of an acceptable name? Thank you (from all Parody Accounts!)