Paul smith @NotPaulSmith
Love heavy metal, rugby and fostering young people. Work involves safeguarding those most at risk and finding those who exploit them! Croydon Joined October 2013-
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@jonmikesav8 Absolute banger!! AI has stepped up to the plate 🤣
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@D_Fens_Ghost Extortionate….and they have the whole city covered! Anyone know any cheap parking that can share?
@Jenn7_4 Did you receive your £96 bonus for ordering three items of cheap and useless tat? 🤭
@Braithy57 @No2ofTheBLB Not the heels…..or the stand……or the prayer at the end…… Mind you, I would be saying thank you to someone if my bits were still intact after such activity 🥹
@CaledonianKitty Bodycount in Camden, going to be awesome!! Just getting over Machine Head from last week, living life!! 🤘🤘
@fharris2011 @SazuBurns @QcWynter Boom, just found a pic on another thread
@SazuBurns @QcWynter @fharris2011 Was this similar to camp coffee which my parents had as the source of “caffeine” in the house…..I can only have a triple shot coffee now to make up for it 🥹
@bushontheradio The Wurzels in Felin Fach theatre in mid Wales, made me the man I am today!
@CaledonianKitty It’s been a while….but looking forward to travelling up to Glasgow to see the mighty Machine Head next week! Happy times with two good friends, going to be heavy!!
@BenatarSally @obbsie @BlueLightTGTHR @BlueLightSymph @britishhorns @ArtisanHorns Where does the BLSO meet Sally, would be interested!
@Chthonic_attack Awesome album, takes me right back! Midlife crisis shows his voice and versatility……love the widdershins comment, has very witchy connotations!
@Modmuffin @GOAT_Lookalikes Looks a bit like one of the Liverpudlians from the fast show……caaalm down!
@anon_opin I know a man who once used one to reheat a naan bread for his breakfast!
@CaledonianKitty Highlander…..Takes me back a fair way, Queen’s soundtrack made the film one of my old school favourites!
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Happy birthday Rik ❤️❤️❤️ Rik Mayall. 7/3/58 - 9/6/14. A truly, truly beautiful bastard who will never be replaced or forgotten. If you do one thing today RETWEET this and let’s get this legend trending and show our ‘heavenly birthday’ love. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #RikMayall
@cop_ish Awesome sport, especially coming into South London….some days are like the Star Wars cantina
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