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100% official* Bottom Quotes from the greatest show on earth. *100% 'non' official. 🇬🇧 Hammersmith, London Joined July 2017

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11 hours ago

“You’ve been drinking haven’t you…”

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a day ago

“Oh god my eyes, I really must stop masturbating.”

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a day ago

“I’m sorry i’m a twat…..ten times.” @SadiqKhan

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a day ago

“Apparently he wired your kidney and your bladder up back to front. And the whole system backfired.” “Eddie.” “What?” “Pass the heart resuscitator, would you?” “Aw, all right then. There you go. Feeling poorly again are you?” “No. You are!”

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2 days ago

“It doesn't matter how you art it up Eddie, it's still a jazz mag.”

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3 days ago

“Come on then, big boy.” “Who? Where? Oh, it was a joke, hahaha!” “Come on, I want you!” “Ah-ahhh-haa...This is it, it's going to happen. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-haa-ahaah ahh ahh-- Urlggh! No! Ung, ah, uh, urhh...”

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3 days ago

“Hah. Ooh, I wonder what it is? Ooh-hoo-ho, oohh it's a comb! It's my comb. It's my comb that I lost last week.”

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4 days ago

“Who is it darling?” “It's them bastards from next door! I won't be a tick.”

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5 days ago

“Right, that's enough of that. That's my electricity you know, I'm not the Aga Khan! Oh! Cripes, it's the gasman.”

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5 days ago

“And don't forget to put a bit of salt around the rim.” “I beg your pardon?” “Oh come on Eddie, I know what I'm talking about. Everybody in Hollywood does it.” “I think I'll just put a bit of salt round the edge of the glass, if it's all the same to you.”

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6 days ago

“Jiff micro liq-uid WHERE ARE YOU?!”

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7 days ago

“Sprouts Mexicáine.”

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a week ago

“Ahhh…welcome to Eddie’s bar.”

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a week ago

“For a mere eighty-five pounds, you too can have your personal organ enhanced so that it is comparable in size to that of a fully-grown mountain gorilla." “Yes, and when he said "comparable in size" I didn't realise he meant "an awful lot smaller than"”

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a week ago

Bottom Exposed. Incredible. I laughed and I cried. God bless these two beautiful bastards ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #RikMayall #Adeedmondson #Bottom

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a week ago

“I wonder what sort of great bird'd suit me?” “Blind one. Well, blind deaf masochist really.”

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a week ago

Just under two hours folks!! ❤️❤️❤️ #RikMayall #Bottom #AdeEdmondson

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a week ago

Tonight 9pm Gold ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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a week ago

“Oh, phaugh! It's no good, Eddie. I'm going to have to drop my half of the disguise.” “Are you sure that's wise?” “Well medically it is, yes. My eyes are beginning to sting 'cause of the niff. Come on! Let's do it!”

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2 weeks ago

“Yeah, look at that! Only twenty five minutes to the beach...” “Oooh.” “by car.” “I thought Bridlington was on the coast.” “Well it is!” “So what it really means, is twenty five minutes from Bridlington.” “What's the address?” “Doncaster.”

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Bottom, Rik, Ade and other comedy ramblings. Find me in the sad old gits section. Enjoys smashing blouses. #Bottom

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Debbie Stolp @DebbieS0830

11 hours ago

@official_bottom Drinknnnnnnidge...LOL

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Gary Summers @bullterrier80

9 hours ago

@official_bottom @jezjames87 @TimTyrrell14 yeah! 😂😂😂

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Polly Valentine 🖤 @pvalentine592

10 hours ago

@official_bottom No, but you have though, haven't you? Yes.

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EvanB 421 @421Evanb

6 hours ago

@official_bottom lol

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REBUG @REBUG16

10 hours ago

@official_bottom Think this is my favourite 🤣

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Elston Gunn @Billywarren9

9 hours ago

@official_bottom 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Bottom @bottomrikandade

20 hours ago

@official_bottom It's cunt.

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a day ago

@official_bottom @SadiqKhan You're forgiven & you may come to my synagogue tonight. Your what? But I'm going to a mosque tonight. What? Yeah I'm praying with my real friends.