@[email protected] @Nick_Craver
@[email protected] Dad and Engineer working on Azure. Formerly @StackOverflow. I build very fast things to improve life for millions of developers. nickcraver.com North Carolina Joined December 2009-
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After 12 amazing years and 3 weeks of chaos, I’m officially fired by Twitter. Never expected I would have stayed this long, and never expected I would be this relieved to be gone. I have a lot of stories to tell. But to my fellow (ex-)tweeps- #LoveWhereYouWorked 🫡
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If I load your webpage, click in the search box and start typing, *then* you steal focus mid-entry somewhere else a second later: you're doing it wrong.
Maybe if they just ran CCleaner on all the servers and checked all the boxes it'd all go faster.
@[email protected] retweeted
Looks like I just got fired for shitposting too✌️
Looks like I just got fired for shitposting too✌️
@[email protected] retweeted
This is what happens when you fire everyone that could give you advice which would, hypothetically, stop you from embarrassing yourself in public.
This is what happens when you fire everyone that could give you advice which would, hypothetically, stop you from embarrassing yourself in public.
"Your tracking number has shipped!" "Do you mean my package has shipped?" "No."
As the owner (until today that is 🫡) of the Stitch library that handles batching at Twitter for most services, I find your assessment of the quality of the batching to be disingenuous at best, but more than likely, willfully ignorant.
As the owner (until today that is 🫡) of the Stitch library that handles batching at Twitter for most services, I find your assessment of the quality of the batching to be disingenuous at best, but more than likely, willfully ignorant.
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As a Twitter engineer working on a number of those microservices, I'm predicting a massive outage in the next few days if 80% are turned down
As a Twitter engineer working on a number of those microservices, I'm predicting a massive outage in the next few days if 80% are turned down
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to all my former teammates 🫡💙 we built some dope shit together and i am so fucking proud of our team and everything we did x.com/jbell/status/1…
to all my former teammates 🫡💙 we built some dope shit together and i am so fucking proud of our team and everything we did x.com/jbell/status/1…
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@Nick_Craver This tweet is sooo underrated, lol. Had a great laugh reading this, thank you. 🤣
Not feeling well today, so I’m taking a break from Twitter.
(as a pile of cars burns in the background) We're crushing it! People are spending an avg of six times as much time on the highway today. The number of news helicopters circling overhead has gone from 0 to 4. The highway had never achieved engagement metrics like this before. 🏆
After 12 amazing years and 3 weeks of chaos, I’m officially fired by Twitter. Never expected I would have stayed this long, and never expected I would be this relieved to be gone. I have a lot of stories to tell. But to my fellow (ex-)tweeps- #LoveWhereYouWorked 🫡
@Nick_Craver At this point, I think you'd have to explain what a china shop is
Being able to identify patterns and thus predict likely outcomes is often described in positive terms, but mostly it’s kind of horrible, honestly. This was 6+ months ago.
.@anildash is better at social media than most of us. He correctly, and very specifically, predicted how the Musk era was going to go in April. On Mastodon. mastodon.cloud/@anildash/1080…
@Nick_Craver You can sure blow a lot of money losing it, though.
@Obliviusing I'm just sad we never got around to opensourcing it, it's a pretty swanky library! @jakedonham did a fantastic job putting it together, and I've been fortunate to be the primary maintainer of the library for a few years since he left.
Twitter engineer: Everything was fine until the microservices were shut down by dickless here. Elon: They caused latency! FTC commissioner: Is this true? Twitter engineer: Yes sir, it’s true. This man has no dick.
@DamianEdwards Me? Tired but ok. Looking forward to next week off! 🥰
@Nick_Craver I think it has been longer, but shorter than it should have been
@Nick_Craver The corn posts attempt to be 100% true
@Nick_Craver @mmarcossap Right! I write too many words using camel case every day, I often remove spaces from names due to that.
elon's "he's fired" tweet reminds me of the monty python opening credits except his isn't funny, it's just pathetic
lol just got fired for shitposting i said it before and i'll say it again kiss my ass elon 💋
just because some dipshit doesn't understand what we built doesn't make it (or us) any less awesome
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