Michael Zakrzewski @Mike_Zakrzewski
Farmed/ranched on the place I was raised (Holt Co. Ne) all my life until my body wore out-rebuilt (sorta) with five new joints so far. Hope to make you smile! Nebraska, USA Joined December 2014-
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Not sure if anyone else has noticed, but there are a lot of absolutely horrible people on twitter. And I'm starting to think some of you all aren't completely honest on here either.😉
If even half of the "Keanu Reeves is a good guy" stories are true I'm going to have to carve out a spot for him on my Mt. Rushmore of Heroes alongside Dolly Parton and Fred Rogers. #keanureeves
A while back I saw a post about someone who could 3-D print a 1/16 scale F-10 loader-can anyone help me out with a link or info? #agtwitter
They say you plant trees not for yourself but for future generations to enjoy -if that’s true with tools then whoever farms this ground after me should have ample crops of pliers, crescent wrenches and wire stretchers. #payitforward #wherethehellsmyhammer
Retweeting for my own entertainment, feel free to scroll past.
Retweeting for my own entertainment, feel free to scroll past.
Accurate and true 😬😂
You know you're getting old when "rapture" is the twitter buzz word for the past week and no one posts any Blondie references.
Thanks a lot, twitter-Frank Grimes is now my spirit animal.
As a kid I used to get really excited if there was mail for me in the box, now I'm relieved when it's empty.
npr.org/2024/02/26/123… This is a great read and a good reminder that despite the inevitability of change, tradition matters. These folks need and deserve more than sound bites and photo ops to help them survive the energy transition.
I’ve done a lot of sketchy plumbing in our old farmhouse over the years but today is the first time I had to use a chainsaw. Probably best if you don’t ask any questions, but the leaking water line is fixed.
I clicked on this because I wanted to mock him with a smart-ass comment, but dammit he ruined it with some really solid advice.
I clicked on this because I wanted to mock him with a smart-ass comment, but dammit he ruined it with some really solid advice.
I've come to the conclusion that some people are either lying for likes or they're really, really bad at grocery shopping.
If your goal in life is to be as rich as trump-good news, you're getting closer.
Not my job to police all the mis-info on wind energy, but I wish people would put a little more thought into it-good rule of thumb, does the latest conspiracy theory claiming a scam hold water when China, Brazil, Europe et al are outpacing the US so badly with new construction?🤦
Based on the pics I’ve seen so far, this army heading to Texas may be the first in history to be defeated by a flight of stairs.
I'm pretty neutral on the Lions, but how are you guys not wearing a "my coach can beat up your coach" t-shirt to every game?
If you think you have poor judgement, please know that I sold my cows two years ago yet I'm still wintering in Nebraska.
There's a commercial on tv lately where the spokeswoman says "All you'll feel is a tiny prick" & I try so hard to be an adult, but my inner 12 year old wins out up every damned time.
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Who is the character you're slowly turning into?
Ok we all know what this is by now..atleast you should!! Only using WRONG answers..What the Heck is it?? Hmm 🤔?¿
Little do people know, this was Rusty’s 12th day of working in a row. What a mentor, Chief and friend - I can’t speak enough to how much he lives to serve his community. #NEwx
Oh, I made it on national news tonight. My @ABCWorldNews debut!
Oh, I made it on national news tonight. My @ABCWorldNews debut!
I’m about a mile away from Garner Industries which took a direct hit from the tornado. Paul Retzlaff’s property also took damage. Will update this thread.
1/2 This is an important message from Summerland public schools With the uncertainty of the weather at this time , staff and students will remain at the school until there is a clearing in the weather This storm is fast moving in the school at this time is the safest place for
Hope everyone is safe at home. We’re in a tornado warning in LNK. 😳
Operating a combine. Any slight noise you don't think you've been hearing before may be impending doom.
Every time I have a flat tire on a piece of equipment, for the next few days, anything that looks off for a split second, I think is another one…. #plant24
7:45pm. A heifer is calving. Hope she has it by herself. It would be very much appreciated.
Nebraska has some amazing tenure in local weathermen. In particular, Ken Siemek and John Walsh have been like a part of the family for what seems like forever.
If I started a “Dad can’t run the monitor in the tractor today after using it for 4 years” support group would anyone else join?
One heifer kept running by me in the alleyway so one less stayed and one extra left
For the “high prices are going to rebuild the cow herd” group 55 heifers are staying 70 heifers aren’t