Mark DiStefano @Mark_DiStefano
rep: Universal Attractions Agency @UAAtalent insta/TikTok: @mark_distefano | twin: @jdistef93 screenwriter | he/him #pipelinewriters markalexanderdiste.wixsite.com/website New York, NY Joined July 2013-
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No one: Guy who spent the summer of 2017 in LA: I just like hate that you can’t get a good taco in New York 🙄🙄🙄 the fish tacos at my favorite Venice beach café will LITERALLY change your life they’re so AUTHENTIC
Got drinks but exactly zero photos with @jdistef93 and @Mark_DiStefano yesterday and im distraught
No one: Family sitcom: and then one of the main characters hooks up with their friend’s dad lol
Thank you so much to the team at @Coverfly for selecting me for the Endorsed Writer Program and especially this amazing recommendation from Geoffroy Faugérolas! Y’all have made my week! 🥰
The audacity to pull a queen out of her back pocket when I’ve been looking for one 28 years now smh
@ankurcomedy @Mark_DiStefano Also how did you get your hands on this still from the set of Christmas Crush, the latest holiday feature from Tax Boyz Productions
Now available for weddings !!! Family rates available
do things that spark joy. set it ablaze. send it up in a raging inferno of unconstrained destruction the ashes from which nothing will rise
Wow, the new season of Bridgerton looks smashing
Wow, the new season of Bridgerton looks smashing
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@jdistef93 @Mark_DiStefano holding your backpack as ransom
Got drinks but exactly zero photos with @jdistef93 and @Mark_DiStefano yesterday and im distraught
how the fawk am I supposed to drink a slushee with a paper straw
LOL CASUAL WE ARE ON A BILLBOARD IN TIMES SQUARE @ratatousical
@Mark_DiStefano @ankurcomedy @jdistef93 This could be you
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@Mark_DiStefano @ankurcomedy @jdistef93 are you guys still in NY asking for a friend
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i’d rather 19 year olds call me old and outdated than force myself to wear low rise jeans
@Mark_DiStefano @ankurcomedy @jdistef93 🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺 this wholesome content is why I stay on this hellsite
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