Jennifer @MamaSassington
no grit, no pearl Joined November 2012-
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I love Chris Pine, he is such a natural weirdo. I don’t know if his vibe is theatre kid or coastal Californian or what, but we should just get him do his thing. He is happy, he is thriving, he is hydrated and in his lane, he is enjoying life and we are all just along for the ride
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The librarians saw my daughter’s excitement at returning a book into the Dropbox, and they offered to take us on a tour “behind the scenes” to see their conveyor belt system for returned books! She LOVED it!
it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
Did you ever have a moment when you felt *too British*? I did, when paying for a couple of hot dogs and drinks in Brooklyn about 9 years ago. ME: Ah, sorry. I’ve only got a fifty if that’s OK? SERVER: S’alright, man. When you ballin’ you ballin’. ME: Ha! . . . yes.
Are they protecting Charles from the fallout when truth inevitably breaks?
Age 25: I need cute shoes for this event. Age 45: I need cute shoes for this event that I can also wear to work and walk several miles in, don’t make me look old or like I’m trying too hard, won’t hurt my little toe or lower back, will last a minimum of 10 years & are on sale.
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I dared to cough while she was sleeping 😞
I already have a CAR SHAWL™ because I get cold when I'm a passenger on long car journeys (shut up, I'm precious) but I'm now seriously contemplating some CAR SLIPPERS™ also.
Am I the only person who wants to see a picture of that beautiful white Household Cavalry horse that was spooked and badly bleeding now cleaned up and cared for? We need to know he/she is OK!
For intending brides>>> How smart is this😍😍
Big Bens clock has stopped; horses are running loose in London covered in blood. All we need now is all the ravens to leave the Tower of London & we got a full set of portents of woe.
To become a Companion of Honour, you can either predict the existence of a particle which accounts for all of matter, or you can just be Prince Charles' daughter-in-law. The white daughter-in-law; not the mixed race one, obvs. #royal #royalfamily x.com/otto_english/s…
To become a Companion of Honour, you can either predict the existence of a particle which accounts for all of matter, or you can just be Prince Charles' daughter-in-law. The white daughter-in-law; not the mixed race one, obvs. #royal #royalfamily x.com/otto_english/s…
Ah, and I came so close! Still, just an honour to be nominated, and I was beaten fair and square. I’ll try again next year.
Ah, and I came so close! Still, just an honour to be nominated, and I was beaten fair and square. I’ll try again next year.
Just saw a TikTok where a woman said “do you actually want it or do you want other people to see that you have it?” and WHEW! I feel like more ppl need to ask themselves this, because what they THINK they want, isn’t what they actually want. What they really desire is acceptance.
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28K Followers 1K Following Here for Meghan, Harry, Archie, Lili & Doria!👩🏻👨🏻🦰🧑🏻🦰👧👩🏽🦱 Joining twitter was a mistake, so why am I still here? Same @ on 🐳. I’m so unserious.Sussexes❤️👑�.. @Sussex98
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I’m on a hen weekend in Mykonos and there is not a single activity planned. We’re just reading our books by the pool until it’s time to start drinking. Truly, this is the best planned hen of all time.
I live in the area and frequent a pub in Whitechapel, so I am entirely confident this claim is horseshit.
Just tried to film in Whitechapel for over an hour and everyone we asked to interview said that they couldn’t speak English. How can you have a unified nation we can’t even speak the same language? This is the future of Britain.
@ambergambler_ As I reached “middle age” the first to tell me were my Zara slim-fit shirts 😒
This is how the mornings start all over Athens. Shopkeepers and cleaners outside, hosing and sweeping the pavement ready for the day. Always love seeing this communal pride in our city. 😍🇬🇷
Ok folks, this is the best book I’ve read this year. The story of life on earth - through EGGS. It’s genius. You’ll love it!
Hello! In just under TWO WEEKS, my expansive journey through the history of animals, told through the lens of the humble egg, is out. It was a mega-project, both creatively and in terms of research, and I am so proud of it. Lil thread...
The way isabel speaks to her mum bothers me #RaceAcrossTheWorld
Owen & Alfie are first to the checkpoint. So well deserved! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️#RaceAcrossTheWorld
Everyone hating on Stephen but no one seems to be acknowledging how RUDE Isabel is to her own mother? #RaceAcrossTheWorld
@RATW_official Lovely couple of lads even though sometimes I want to give them a shake, they are looking out for each other!
@RATW_official Truly felt for Alfie especially when he said his mum tried hard to stay with him
@RATW_official Want these 2 to win, good lads, good ethics and very likable
@RATW_official I think his mum would be very proud
@RATW_official Bless you Alfie, your mum will be so proud of you.
Right that's it, we all need to give Alfie a little cuddle now #RaceAcrossTheWorld #RATW
New quote of the series. #RaceAcrossTheWorld #RATW