Michael Cleary @MagnificoCleary
The moon's a planet. Pluto's a planet. If you don't stop whinging I'll throw in Ganymede as well. Managed and represented by @biddledown. O positive Joined July 2012-
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To celebrate William Shakespeare's 460th birthday, here are his 46 best (and strangest) insults:
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confused as to why this man isn’t on every morning news segment going
Remember when that northern lady was criticised for calling them scum?
Remember when that northern lady was criticised for calling them scum?
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The story of modern AI
Human sacrifice builds community
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When the Persians couldn’t overcome the Greeks on the battlefield the Achaemenid's set about corrupting every petty revolutionary they could find in the Greek cities with the riches of their vast empire
When the Persians couldn’t overcome the Greeks on the battlefield the Achaemenid's set about corrupting every petty revolutionary they could find in the Greek cities with the riches of their vast empire
My cat fell asleep on a reel of tooth floss and his side smells minty and now I’m afraid the floss is going to taste catty
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🪆Theme, ✅Verified, ❗️Intent Russia manipulation and lies surrounding so called peace formula and negotiations.
Reached the ‘I swam in other people’s shit and it never did me any harm’ stage
Reached the ‘I swam in other people’s shit and it never did me any harm’ stage
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Accidentally summoning Desmonds
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Who got scared here?
You can never appease the far right. They will just call you a communist and ask for more. It's a tale as old as right wing blow hards.
You can never appease the far right. They will just call you a communist and ask for more. It's a tale as old as right wing blow hards.
Cat is fast asleep next to a spin cycle. Probably a superpower
Fascinating new developments in war crimes automation tech
Fascinating new developments in war crimes automation tech
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winding_sios 🇪🇺.. @winding_sios
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roberto updates 🇵�.. @robertoupdates
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I woke up at 4am to feed my baby and was seized with a terrible inspiration.
... he typed, dangerously dehydrated from hours of enraged masturbation.
Probably not his first rodeo
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