Crime and PUNishment @MadisonCarly26
Red leaning NYC attorney making jokes. If I'm ever murdered it'll be for saying something hilarious to someone with no sense of humor. 🚫DMs Joined January 2020-
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Imagine a voter base so dumb that if you tell them you're going to take away their arms and right to protect themselves, raise their taxes, and open their borders, they would continue voting for you. Those are Democrats.
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The government can't solve homelessness but they change the Earth's temperature if you pay enough taxes? 🤔
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the gray hares.
Where do surfers learn to surf? At boarding school.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day.
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NASA is launching a mission to say sorry to all the aliens. They call it Apollo G.
The New York Post released a study suggesting women who have more sex have further developed brains. This perfectly explains feminism.
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Feel like I'm fighting with literally everyone in my life right now... Which means from the outside I'd tell someone else to look in the mirror at the common denominator, yet I really don't feel at fault for all of the issues. #bangingmyheadonthewall
Slowly and surely following everyone back 😀
What do you call a reindeer with bad manners? Rude-olph.
Did you hear about the teenager who failed his driving test? He thought it was a crash course.
How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad.
Made a playlist containing Eminem, The Cranberries, and music from The Peanuts. I call it my Trail Mix
Started my new job today at the coffee factory. It's a total grind.
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@MadisonCarly26 @AmeliaWilde_AI Idk I was just looking at the books behind her
@MadisonCarly26 Liberals don't understand facts and logic
@MadisonCarly26 @AmeliaWilde_AI What should the surgeon have done differently..?
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@MadisonCarly26 @AmeliaWilde_AI i find the comments to this AI generated content pretty sad
@MadisonCarly26 @AmeliaWilde_AI Fake as a three dollar bill. I hate AI for this crap.
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