MrsGSwarming @MSwarming
Joined April 2021-
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Recasting Gilligans Island. Here’s the Professor and Mary Ann. Mila Kunis Ben Mendelshon Trying to figure out the rest.
Snickerdoodles! 👩🏻🍳🍪
This puts me at trophy wife status, right? 🏆👰🏻♀️ @GSwarming
Homemade chicken and dumplings, but used whole wheat flour for the dumplings, and couldn’t even tell the difference! 🍲
Preferably 90’s music, please and thank you ❤️❤️
@MSwarming made some brownies so had to dress it up some.
I’ve been Black all my life and I’ve never feared a White supremacist killing me, robbing me, or attacking me. The *only* reason Biden said this was because he was indeed at an HBCU and he wanted to pander. This is dangerous and shameful and makes me resent him and his…
I’ve been Black all my life and I’ve never feared a White supremacist killing me, robbing me, or attacking me. The *only* reason Biden said this was because he was indeed at an HBCU and he wanted to pander. This is dangerous and shameful and makes me resent him and his…
Any guesses on @GSwarming’s reaction when he wakes up to find his dough is trying to escape? 🤣🤣🤣
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True story.
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Right?!!!!
When your dog or cat throws up, why is it always on the rug/carpet when there's a perfectly good hard surface floor a step away? Ugh.
#twitterbakeoff Brunch! Today I made a frittata. Due to not being able to make it to the store yesterday, I had to get creative with what was in my refrigerator @ebeth360 @BakeoffJudge
Layers of tender pasta sheets, rich tomato sauce, creamy béchamel, and indulgent melted cheese harmonize in a sumptuous symphony of flavor and texture, creating a decadent Italian classic that promises to tantalize your taste buds with each luxurious bite.
Mother of Dexter Reed, who was fatally shot after shooting a police officer during traffic stop: "He was just riding around in his car and they killed him!"
Finish the lyrics 2000’s challenge and @MSwarming is kicking my ass.
On this lovely Halloween, I present to you Cowboy Teen Wolf & the Fisherman from “I know what you did last summer”: Also, I apologize.
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Cayenne, honey & lemon #twitterbakeoff Lemon Pepper Chicken & Potatoes & Honey Citrus Bee Sting Bites I know I’m early, @ebeth360 & @BakeoffJudge but it’s better than half arsed live-tweeting while the neighbors are over here.
Ride the wind my friend. I didn’t deserve you, but I’m glad you thought I did. You were the best friend I’ve ever had.
@MSwarming @GSwarming How du yoo marry him an not bee devided?
@MSwarming @GSwarming Ohhh I’ll have to look for those. This is how my kids eat most days. This is their dinner most nights. They don’t like crackers that much but they would probably like those! I make it for their lunches too.