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If eating were a job, I'd want that job. All-around food obsessed…cooking, restaurants, etc. But I mostly follow comedians b/c who doesn't love to laugh? Duh. Los Angeles Joined June 2009-
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Dems THIS is how you deal with Republican lies. 👏 👏 @alfranken
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Same.
I feel this friendship
He wasn't joking. And he's right.
He wasn't joking. And he's right.
What the Senate did is PROFANE. Jon just said fuck. Watch this.⬇️⬇️⬇️
What the Senate did is PROFANE. Jon just said fuck. Watch this.⬇️⬇️⬇️
Da fuck??
Perfection
I said what I said… #happybacktoslaveryday
Forcing a literal child to carry a pregnancy is cruel. Full stop. She’s 10. How on earth is this “an opportunity” for her? This is insane.
Hi guys. Thanks for acting like we were all over reacting! A fucking 10 year old was denied an abortion in Ohio. You who did this are monsters.
Hi guys. Thanks for acting like we were all over reacting! A fucking 10 year old was denied an abortion in Ohio. You who did this are monsters.
She tried to tell you. A lot of us did too.
She tried to tell you. A lot of us did too.
Dear Supreme Court, Thanks for nothing. - Planet Earth
You sound insecure. As you should be. Your attempt to seize bodily autonomy from millions of women & LGBT+ people is a stain on our country. I don’t care how long you “worked” to seize control of people’s bodies. That right belongs to individuals, not you. We will not comply.
You sound insecure. As you should be. Your attempt to seize bodily autonomy from millions of women & LGBT+ people is a stain on our country. I don’t care how long you “worked” to seize control of people’s bodies. That right belongs to individuals, not you. We will not comply.
77 seconds of truth that I hope you take the time to WATCH AND RETWEET.
77 seconds of truth that I hope you take the time to WATCH AND RETWEET.
Oh y’all thought that he was finished?……….
Oh y’all thought that he was finished?……….
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I’m here for you, Snoop.
And I’ve got news for you: Absolutely no one wants to hear what your plan is for their uterus.
I’ve got news for President Biden. Come January 22nd, we will have Pro-Life majorities in the House and Senate and we’ll be taking the cause of the right to Life to every state house in America! 🇺🇸
You’re saying stupid shit. You should retire.
Tom Brady says he views playing an NFL season like a “military deployment” trib.al/4qvws5n
I’m confident that that horrifying moment resulted in my early enlistment in WWII and the 52 combat missions over Nazi Germany that followed. 2/3
I was 9 years old when my dad was found to have committed fraud & was sent to prison for a few years. Alone in bed one night, my father away, I was playing with a crystal set radio and came across the vicious antisemitic voice of Father Coughlin railing against American Jews. 1/3
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With respect, there is no other side. You don’t yell at wait staff. Period.
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A Financial consultant and an attorney. Then I'd hire a confidential attorney to keep an eye on the other two.
If you won $100 million in the Mega Millions lottery, what’s the FIRST thing you’d buy with your winnings?
And now prosecutors have obtained a confession.
Trump: I had a small number of boxes in storage… There is no crime. They should give me immediately back everything they have taken from me because it’s mine.
Fucking finally and a big THANK YOU
First: I’m pardoning all prior federal offenses of simple marijuana possession. There are thousands of people who were previously convicted of simple possession who may be denied employment, housing, or educational opportunities as a result. My pardon will remove this burden.
Democrats, this is how it's done. 👇
You can’t be pro-cop and pro-coup. @GOPLeader Kevin McCarthy and the MAGA extremists want to make the election about “law & order” because they think Democrats won’t push back in their gaslighting. Well, think again, Kevin.