Jerome Chandrahasen @JeromeChandra
Wgtn based comedy performer/producer. https://t.co/IopVwtkR5x jerome.co.nz Wellington New Zealand Joined December 2010-
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2 y/o "airplane!" Yes airplane in the sky, where do you think it's going? 2y/o "to the airport" Nearly 100% accuracy there
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Turned this into a 4min bit that got me spot on the Auckland gala next week #DontForgetYourRootsMyFriend
Turned this into a 4min bit that got me spot on the Auckland gala next week #DontForgetYourRootsMyFriend
When you're browning some mince and it makes that musical sizzling sound that's the julliard reaction
Uh oh Wellington, she's back, Molly Sokhom one night only!
I demand Prince William and Princess Katherine come out and speak on the runaway London horses covered in blood
$5 that the Theatreview review from last night says I swore too much
You won't believe what he said to San Diego 😠
You won't believe what he said to San Diego 😠
What ape gives the best presents? Hana Kōkō the Gorilla
When your 23 And Me results come back and it turns out you've been baked in a pie
The woke brigade will try to have me cancelled but I'mma say it, if we expect the British Museum to return the "Elgin" marbles to Greece, we can also expect Te Papa to return the colossal squid to the Sea
Maanaki Whenua tryna make me do a bird "survey" but I ain't no snitch
Ever since her retirement all Alison Holst sausage rolls are actually supposed to be called sausage rolls in the style of Alison Holst, or Alison Holst tribute sausage rolls
Jerome Chandrahasen retweeted
After the Tony Lyall Bay Surf Life Saving Club comedy fundraiser I'll start working on the Cori Gonzalez-Ma-Cure For Cancer
Ah bl**dy hell x.com/1newsnz/status…
One of my favourite shots by Gareth Bradley, Wellington Raw Comedy Quest 2016
I think the artesian water available from the Dowse and Petone should have the option of letting you drink it straight from a garden hose, I have costed this at ~$80 year, for the purchase of two garden hoses
If the L plate is upside down that means the learner driver is in distress cos they flipped the car
He's at it again ❤️
He's at it again ❤️ https://t.co/x28wn7ogkv
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"concluding with a recommendation for the Church of Mathematology" I don't even think I mention math-
@JeromeChandra if people want to trade shitty jokes for water then I am sure there’s a human comedian who will take that offer
@JeromeChandra Send simeon in! He will be able to get them out
@JeromeChandra So brave, one day you might even be on an all-attractive line up #DreamBig
everything is going to shit right now, except for my baby, who remains incredible and charming and beautiful and handsome and has a winning smile and is discovering their feet and I love them, so basically, everythings great
@JeromeChandra Good news, a lot of that is tax and we have a government who is promising relief, downwards pressure on beers!
@JeromeChandra @fastercamels And there was me thinking you were one of the O’Chandrahasens of Kerry. Makes more sense now.
@JeromeChandra @fastercamels This is, in fact, correct ☘️ default / dealers choice…but only if you’re getting up anyways
@JeromeChandra You coming in strong, sort the goose from the gander You think that you can fool me? This chilish propaganda? Bro, you're fluttering so hard, tryna give me epilepsy? Hold the phone, orders up, quarter pack with a pepsi
@JeromeChandra Nothing rhymes with Crows though "KFC, we're the Killah Fkkn Chicken Cook us right through or salmonella getcha illin" Checkmate Jerome
@JeromeChandra Ohhhh I do love snails. The perfect accompaniment
Dad brought over a bag of feijoas & a steak & cheese pie so we’re having pie pie for dinner. Steak & cheese pie followed by apple & feijoa crumble. Feijoa haters need not comment or reply.
@JeromeChandra Depending on where you put it, it could be the lower lower hutt library or the upper lower hutt library. Or further out could be the upper etc
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