Jerem(parod)y Mathews @JeremyMathews
I got herpes from an airport bathroom 'cause they ran out of seat covers. 🌋 nsps.bandcamp.com Salt Lake City, UT Joined September 2008-
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@MrMichaelRose I’m pulling for the former, but if you got hit by a bus, survived and fell in love in the ambulance ride that’d be pretty cool too
@SteveKrak Vermont has 14% of the national average in hospitalizations, and half the national average of cases. Learn to read a fucking chart, moron.
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@CentristMadness Did you always think it bangs? Like did you pop in Lies and skip ahead to just hear “One in a Million?” Or is this a newfound appreciation?
@HSchluesche @arsenalamerica Wondering the same. Do I keep refreshing or enjoy my day?
@RobertGehrke Yeah that was a weak ass dump.
@RobertGehrke You think we’ll see anymore dumps tonight?
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This movie paid for its entire crew’s salary during a seven month COVID shutdown without shooting a single scene. That fact should be inextricable from any reporting of its box office, but everyone just keeps ignoring it.
‘MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: DEAD RECKONING - PART ONE’ will sadly end its theatrical run earning less than $580M globally. The movie carries a $291M budget. Is the 15th most expensive movie ever made.
@MrMichaelRose On an un-morbing note, happy anniversary of the day I wished you happy birthday four days early due to a calendar mishap!
Just checking in on this hellsite. The fact that the iconic “retweet” lost out to the generic “repost” tells you everything you need to know.
‘MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: DEAD RECKONING - PART ONE’ will sadly end its theatrical run earning less than $580M globally. The movie carries a $291M budget. Is the 15th most expensive movie ever made.
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@T_FUTURIST @StephenWhitty Yeah that’s a difficult pitch not to swing at.
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