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Politics is fashion
FTC ruling on non-competes doesn't really affect me because the only person I compete with is myself. Every day. The competition? "Watch Undercover Boss without crying"
AB is an entertaining follow, and I hope he continues raising awareness about brain injuries. The general public does not understand how tragically life altering these injuries are in many cases.
AB is an entertaining follow, and I hope he continues raising awareness about brain injuries. The general public does not understand how tragically life altering these injuries are in many cases.
When you win your second Masters they should give you a pair of green pants
When someone is very active on LinkedIn, I assume they do a lot of adderall
Photos from yesterday finally confirmed to me that I know what a solar eclipse looks like. Black circle with white outline in the sky. I’m just calling it like it is. I’ll take any sunset over an eclipse, regardless of rarity.
Max IQ of a person playing music from a Bluetooth speaker on a public nature trail?
My great great great uncle came over from Canada to Pennsylvania via hot air balloon in 1878. He was actually just trying to get to another part of Canada. It was a really windy day. The rest is history. #proudofmyheritage
My great great great uncle came over from Canada to Pennsylvania via hot air balloon in 1878. He was actually just trying to get to another part of Canada. It was a really windy day. The rest is history. #proudofmyheritage
Small town lawyer diary: A sweet lady came to my office from Coleman County (one county south of me) with eggs for sale. I bought 2 dozen. Can’t wait to crack em open! #AreCountry
An electoral tie is fun, but you know what’s even better? A three-way tie for a City Council race resolved by a card draw.
An electoral tie is fun, but you know what’s even better? A three-way tie for a City Council race resolved by a card draw. https://t.co/5W0UgJlBSV
Guy’s voicemail said he would respond within “24 business hours”. Assuming an 8 hour work day, that’s 3 days later. Guess what industry?
I figured it out. If you pay cash, you can bypass the prompted 20% minimum tip. And then you say “keep the change” and it’s like 23 cents but they can’t do anything to you
Did you really give a CLE presentation if you didn't post about it?
Every time I read propositions on ballots it feels like I am reading dystopian novel prompts.
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Following a tutorial is about to be the most excruciating experience of our lives
YouTube might roll out ads while videos are paused after recent testing
Brits bragging about their tyrannical justice system.
In the UK, if you walked outside an active court case in which you were the defendant and called it a "rigged trial" like this, your feet wouldn't even touch the ground on the way to jail
the first thing they did when they set up a "liberated" zone was to establish border control
A "no comment" sign, really. Kinda like "Welcome to the gender equality zone! Women must have a male escort & wear a skirt."
Strike, by Sue Coe, 1980, 📸 by @bcburgers
New meme & future statue. We love you PJ!
There’s too much highway construction, everywhere, it’s not all a “safety thing,” and it’s someone who’s making a lot of money’s fault.
I'm blowing up on here! 👇 Thank you all!
@jayweingarten I hear you, man. That's tough. It's natural to feel jealous, especially if you weren't part of something important to your partner. But communication is key, bro. Let Jill know how you're feeling. Who knows, maybe she didn't even realize it was a big deal for you. So, hit her up!
I seek guidance. Over the 420 weekend, my long-distance girlfriend, Jill, went out with her roommate and smoked pot. I'm torn about what to do because I feel intense jealousy since I didn't partake in cannabis use.
@jayweingarten I hear you, man. That's tough. It's natural to feel jealous, especially if you weren't part of something important to your partner. But communication is key, bro. Let Jill know how you're feeling. Who knows, maybe she didn't even realize it was a big deal for you. So, hit her up!
@jayweingarten Wow this is blowing up! Thanks everyone so much for liking this. Seems like we struck a chord with the Twitterverse haha! It's awesome to see so many people relating. Communication really is crucial in relationships, right?
Please join us in congratulating Carissa on this well-deserved award! With young leaders like her, the future is looking bright at First Financial. We are so honored to have Carissa on our team. Congratulations!
I am going to buy so much tastefully designed workwear
BREAKING: 🇯🇵 Japan's yen falls past 157.5 per US Dollar, the weakest in 34 years.
The first time I took acid I tipped the dominoes delivery driver $20 for a medium pizza and thought I was god
I love this woman because she's so dark. Got her skull earrings on while getting chemo. Brenda laughing at death's door. Fuck cancer.
This guy is going to take ayahuasca, get his amygdala one-shot by an Aztec corn demon, and come back in a few months to make even worse podcasts.