Otter @IntrepidOtter17
East Lansing, Michigan Joined September 2011-
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Going from episode 3 of The Last of Us to MILF Manor tonight is the most tonal whiplash I've ever encountered.
Maybe this year will be better than the last
Ironic that the billionaire creator of Minecraft is going insane because his life now has limitless possibilities but no clear goal.
Ex-President Carter treated for dehydration in Canada, where he's helping build houses for Habitat for Humanity. apne.ws/2vhl8ps
This is Zeke the Wonder Dog. He never let that poor man keep his frisbees. One of the Spartans all time greatest receivers. 13/10 RIP Zeke
When Trump says it's just "locker room talk," he's defending the very culture that normalizes sexual assaults on women.
Went for a walk & saw an elder man sitting in a lawn chair on his driveway blasting Phil Collins. I told my son: "One day this can be you."
NY Times reports that over a third of the Nice attack dead were Muslim. And the knuckle draggers and Neocons still point at Islam.
I love how @CNN can't hide their glee having Trump on this debate. No tough questions, all set-ups for zingers. Fuck this. #GOPDebate
When Jeb is available to babysit Dubya so you can finally go to a debate #GOPDebate
"I'm going to try reciting The Preamble without singing it like I learned on Schoolhouse Rock." -- Ben Carson #closingstatments #GOPDebate
Applause for advocating the intentional targeting of civilians. The modern GOP #GOPDebate
Ted Cruz's scary "glowing sand" threat gets fond laughter from the audience. #GOPDebate
"I don't get to speak enough but dodge a direct question when I get one." -Ben Carson, paraphrased again #GOPDebate
According to Ben Carson, the Muslim Brotherhood are right-wind Tumblr bloggers. #GOPDebate
John "the moderate one" Kasich thinks we don't need to be talking about climate change #GOPDebate
Rebuild our military? Really? This is ridiculous #GOPDebate
O'Malley had a fantastic ending speech, we are moving forward, slowly but surely. #DemDebate
Bernie has the best hate list. Pharmaceuticals and Wallstreet and every special interest groups. #DebateWithBernie
Now I love @SenSanders twice as much. That's my president. #DemocraticDebate
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When you're Sparty, you get to wear the boots at graduation to reveal your secret identity. Congrats, Connor! Thanks for representing the Green and White so well. #SpartanGrad24
Emma doodling a cool S while Yorgos explains the intricacies of a scene is so
Blackthorne: Everything that happened on the Island, really happened. They were NOT dead all along. The flash-sideways world in season 6 does exist in a kind of purgatory but everything else happened as Christian Shepherd clearly explains - Mariko: the Anjin is upset about LOST
Blackthorne: I am simply asking Toranaga-sama to gank top. It's been 10 minutes, and my lane has been pushed in the whole time. I've been ass-to-turret, burning my Flash just to stay alive up here against this blasted Teemo. Mariko: The Anjin is happy to be playing on a team.
“If I had a massive empire across almost the entirety of the American continent extracting 200 tons of silver a year, I wouldn’t even industrialize. I’d just pay Germans to fight each other. It’s called staying on the grind set.”
PALPATINE: “wookies, disgusting species. they wear a [expletive] shag carpet” DARTH VADER: [inaudible] PALPATINE: “they run the banks too”
My pitch for a star wars show that takes place between the OT and ST is some archivist discovering that palpatine kept tapes of all of his conversations exactly like Nixon and its just him talking about insane shit with darth vader and mas amedda all day
The sega rally one is an all timer BUT the doom slayer is a close second.
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I'm now obsessed with "Obscurest Vinyl", a channel making filthy AI songs in the musical styles of old 45" records. Now THIS is the correct use of AI. (thanks @blanknam3d for showing me this)
Average American Catholic vs Average American Catholic Convert
A majority of American Catholics believe the church should allow: Birth control use Priests to marry Women to become priests Recognition of LGBT marriages
“Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Burt Bacharach!”
Where is EU4 France
The 20 most iconic video game characters of all-time, from @BAFTA.
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Don’t know who made this one, but it’s by far my favorite. The lip-syncing destroyed me
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A great thread of someone discovering Fleetwood Mac, so here's an excuse to post the best Fleetwood Mac joke that's ever been put to screen.
Two margaritas deep, I heard a song playing called you can go your own way, and I was like wow they are really singing their ass off. Looked it up it’s two band members breaking up I am in TEARS! YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY 😭😭 watched the live performance. he can’t even look at her
This is one of Marge’s greatest bangers and a line I use often
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