Cheyanne Clark @IndiPace
Hell I don’t know, avenge me. You'll appreciate I led with crazy. Tusculum, TN Joined October 2021-
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I’m beginning to think that, being wanted for questioning in a crime might be better than not to be wanted at all…
It’s barely 7AM and my toddler has taken a large picture off the wall, leaned it up against the couch and fashioned an indoor slide. Somehow this part was left out of all the parenting books.
The number of supermarket loyalty cards I have suggests I am anything but.
I’m gonna have to give up my dreams of being a cat burglar. I am loud af.
Brittney missing from Spartanburg, SC since July.
Brittney was last seen on July 27, 2021 in Spartanburg, #SouthCarolina. missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/14…
Alicia Navarro has been missing from Glendale, Arizona for over two years. Please spread the word from Maine to Mexico.
Brittney was last seen on July 27, 2021 in Spartanburg, #SouthCarolina. missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/14…
Tristan missing for over a year from Weatherford, Texas.
#TeamInPursuit we are up late tonight for the west coast airing. We are hoping to help law enforcement find @MissingKids like Tristan Walker. He stands 6 feet tall and vanished from Weatherford, TX. Call or text IN PURSUIT now: 833-378-7783 (3-PURSUE) missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/14…
Jaylyn missing from Worcester, MA
Jaylyn was last seen on September 13, 2021 in Worcester, #Massachusetts. missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/14…
I shoulda ended that last tweet with fuck you. Fuck you.
@yellow1571 let me know if you see this, it’s Cheyanne. Finally made some new accounts but I’m not on fb yet. Thought I’d check in on ya.
do you wanna go missing under mysterious circumstances with me yes or no
sent all 3 boys into a corn maze by themselves to work as a team. They live there now
I need to settle the fuck down.
Is taking candy from a baby really that easy? I tried to take a cup back from my 2yo cousin and she fucking bit me
*curses with the same intensity but in a singsong voice
My wife teaches high school math and half of her time is spent just making sure that none of the math problems she gives to the kids end up with an answer of 69 or 420
I talk a lot of shit for someone who gets startled when the toaster pops out my toast
Glasses flew off into the garden and suddenly I was thrust into the adaptation of “My Girl”.
In related news… my brother-in-law drives faster than an ambulance. When you look like a sunburned overheating Oompa Loompa the whole hospital wants to come have a look-see. Oh, and epinephrine/morphine are neat.
Apparently if you get swarmed and stung by a pack of bees your supposed to go to the hospital right away… Not wait until the following day, when it happens again. You know all of a sudden the Grim Reaper’s showed up and starts trying guide my choking dumbass home. Who knew?
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