Deez Nutz @ILoveBeer_FL
Safety Harbor FL Joined February 2011-
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Don’t weaponize pizza!
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God: and when you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you Me: what about when I saw ten sets? God: that’s when I became a big centipede for a bit Me: very cool God: right?
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CILANTRO BELONGS IN GUACAMOLE
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in scotland it’s called a lochdown
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Dont be ashamed of farting when you pee, sometimes it thunders when it rains
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bert: i want a divorce wife: are u... bert: don't wife: *holding in laughter* are u sherbert?
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"I'M HERE FOR THE HOOKERS AND BOOZE!!" "Sir, this is a library." "whispers.. I'm here for the hookers and booze."
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Ok that's it. I'm done. All people named Sean and Shaun will have to decide which ones get to keep the name. You can't have the same sounding name if your spellings are so different!
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this coffee tastes like it needs more scotch.
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iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i'm hooked on a thielen
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“Diet starts tomorrow” and other lies I tell myself
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When people are late for virtual meetings it’s important to let them know.
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A patty melt will help get my mind off of things.
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Hey, you started laundry and never switched it over to the dryer. This is your reminder.
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