Sarcastic Missionary @HonestMissnary
Former missionary venting common mistakes, misconceptions and other m words. Joined October 2014-
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One year ago today we left our home in Guatemala for a mew chapter in the States. It's been a long year and that day seems like forever ago but we know we are supposed to he back home.
Unwritten baseball rule should be Commentators shut their mouths about no hitters in progress!
JACE JAM 🚀
Even international travelers get the @steveolivas treatment! 😂
Well fans, we have moved into a friend's house for the week. The shipping company comes tomorrow to load up our furniture and boxes of stuff. Prayers are appreciated. Will advise when the road trip back to the US begins.
We are in the process of selling the first vehicle we purchased on the field. Please pray the buyers will finish the sale after seeing and driving. They paid half up front only seeing pictures.
I think I’m being shadow banned. Please RT if you can’t see this tweet.
Haven't been on here much...online school as a teacher and parent is a lot. We are making it but it isnt easy.
Those of you who live in other countries...how long is a proof of birth (birth certificate) good for? Here because we have residency the birth certificate is good for 6 months!
I was really about to blow the lid off this COVID-19. Then realized the govt would have had to know about it back in 2015. Back to the stringboard!
Anyone else feel like 8 flags against KC and one against TB is a head scratcher?
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I took a picture out the car window the day I got home from the hospital, and the same angle today. I can relate, Mother Nature…I can relate!
Today marks 6 weeks since surgery. Thoughts: 1. You guys have been great. Except for those I had to block. You get it. 2. I’m going to pick up some Unisom and see if it helps me sleep 3. I was born in the wrong millennium to be in my cardiac rehab group 4. Mood is a funny thing
Publix: “do you want to donate to end child hunger” Me: “do YOU?”
I hugged Mrs Steve and wished her happy birthday this morning. She reminded me it’s not until tomorrow. #StillNotSleeping
"I will be God to you and to your children" ~ The Promise of Yahweh to his people.
If you arrest a mime, do you still have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Pre-shower is fine. Post-shower is delightful. But getting from one to the other is problematic.
Mrs Steve has vowed to NOT put seed out for a few days— Because the birds on Rattlesnake Ranch are psychopathic deviants.
Not one person at this blood drive has even mentioned I had a tweet with 3000 likes yesterday. Good grief.
Without revealing your age, who was your first favorite MLB player?
Two females, being stalked and ogled by three Jakes (teenaged boy turkeys who have no idea what they’re doing). It’s hard to watch,
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This is our little rural hospital. It almost closed for good until St Thomas bought it. The ER didn’t have the capability to do much when I had my heart attack at midnight, 03/09; but they kept me alive with nitro glycerine and “the clot buster,” and got me onto the helicopter.
I’m going to try this to relieve my congestion.