the heidz @HeyDzen
Art maker. Sass giver. Thing do-er. Drinks well with others. I'm funnier in real life, but also uglier. heidizenisek.com Joined August 2010-
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1 minute before the museum closes
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i'm sorry but people who shit on twilight's literary merit when new moon had those four blank pages that just read "october, november, december, january" after edward left bella.... like whew... pulitzer prize
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edward when bella walked into bio class and her scent hit him x.com/nochucoffe/sta…
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bella: i know what you are edward: say it out loud bella: vampire me watching twilight for the 500th time:
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twilight eclipse (2010)
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I’m rewatching twilight and I don’t know when I reached the age where instead of finding Edward Cullen hot I find Bella’s dad hot. I mean he’s an absolute unit
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Thinking about how this scene from Twilight was robbed of an Oscar
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About once ever six months, I remember how in Twilight, the girl thinks her boyfriend might be a vampire and so then she does a google image search for "vampire"
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bella: *in class minding her business* edward:
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FEMALE STATING THAT IF WE DONT COME GET THIS GUY OUT OF HER HOUSE SHE WILL TAKE HIM OUT IN A BODY BAG
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Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?
@amyschumer So can I be your stand-in/body double or what? I get told twice to thrice a month that I look like you. 🤷♀️
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I WAS TRYNNA VIDEO A RACCOON AND IT JUST PICKED UP MY PHONE AND TOOK OFF
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