Dirty Texas Hedge @HedgeDirty
Just here to say things which are true but too unprofessional to put my name on #EFT "I've been ballin' since we had to take the TAAS test" - Lil Flip Gilley's Joined April 2020-
Tweets8K
-
Followers19K
-
Following344
-
Likes1K
A competent GOP would cut a campaign ad that's just alternating clips of protestors at 60k+ tuition schools and clips of biden promising loan forgiveness and blanket it to every middle-middle to lower-middle class demo
Even if he's an obstinate nut that's not how the system should work
It can be fun to dunk on people who are a little nutty, but "American, domiciled in LatAm, got cold feet at the KYC form" is enough for some $40k back office compliance analyst to flag him to the feds for suspected drug $ laundering, with who knows what consequence
Hero. Absolute Hero.
Hero. Absolute Hero.
It would be interesting to see the buy/rent spread expressed as "what inflation rate creates indifference over 7 years?" (7 yrs being a pretty normal ownership tenure)
Ok I'll play. Who is the character you are slowly turning into?
Question for the 'ban stock buybacks' crowd: are you also opposed to companies issuing and selling dilutive shares (i.e. raising capital, i.e. the primary purpose of a capital market)? What distinguishes issuing and buying back shares?
Max Scherzer with a strong platform for a write-in candidacy this fall
Max Scherzer with a strong platform for a write-in candidacy this fall
I did an analysis on my own some time ago and concluded that the main driver of older congress was lower turnover / incumbents retiring older. The median age of a freshman rep has remained 42 +/- 2 yrs in almost every congress since the civil war
I did an analysis on my own some time ago and concluded that the main driver of older congress was lower turnover / incumbents retiring older. The median age of a freshman rep has remained 42 +/- 2 yrs in almost every congress since the civil war
One of the major problems with unserious, base-pandering proposals is that when you pretend to make them seriously, everyone in the other tent takes you seriously because they aren't in on the joke either
One of the major problems with unserious, base-pandering proposals is that when you pretend to make them seriously, everyone in the other tent takes you seriously because they aren't in on the joke either
A tax on unrealized capital gains would make the Fed's inflation target more fiscal policy than monetary policy
Benn Eifert 🥷🏴�.. @bennpeifert
80K Followers 1K Following CIO @ QVR. Derivatives and volatility. Tweets may relate to undisclosed investment holdings. No investment advice. Anti-fascist.Jeff Davies, the Ener.. @EnergyCredit1
37K Followers 4K Following EnerWrap. Click here to get daily energy data-driven insights delivered to you inbox for FREE! 👇RTB 🚀 - AKA Mr Wen @RaisingTheBAR47
15K Followers 898 Following Challenging ShitCo+Ponzi mgmt and Furus on their BS. Not investment advice. I’m an idiotWTI Realist (Profitee.. @WTIBull
19K Followers 116 FollowingEnergyCynic @EnergyCynic
31K Followers 1K Following Energy investor most of career. Not investment advice. RTs not endorsements.Prepared Remarks @Rebrand_As_Y
19K Followers 925 FollowingBRV @willrayvalentin
5K Followers 691 Following Click here to access my exclusive $RIG content! https://t.co/FZ1Q5tc9Bs Parody account. Everything I post is a joke and shouldn’t be taken seriously.Jeremy Raper @puppyeh1
42K Followers 1K Following Nothing I say/tweet/emoji is investment advice, and is solely for entertainment only. Always DYODD, I am not your fiduciary!Lawrence Hamtil @lhamtil
31K Followers 2K Following Business collector🚬🏋️♂️🛩️. Tweets are not financial advice & should not be construed as solicitations. They are for informational purposes only.Yellow Lab Life Capit.. @YellowLabLife
20K Followers 950 Following I am not as smart as I sound, so please don't listen to meKris @KrisAbdelmessih
31K Followers 3K Following Stay groovy 🤙DMs open σ https://t.co/p0ss9OuitP 💡Twitter list curator 🎲Boardgames 👽Vol trading 🎸GuitarsT-Val🧃 @valueterminal
27K Followers 3K Following Lapsed CFA Charterholder; shamanic aesthetician; cruise ship Zumba instructor; 20 years of experience with ChatGPTCollin McLelland 🏴.. @FracSlap
23K Followers 543 Following I used to work in the oilfield. Now I build startups in the energy industry. CEO @Dwildcatters | MMA/GrapplingMike @NonGaap
32K Followers 2K Following Mostly tweet about investing, governance, strategy, board dynamics, & random equity research topics. DM open..Montana Skeptic @Mont.. @montana_skeptic
24K Followers 853 Following Annoying Elon since 2016. https://t.co/pu3GyHmdmF…Juanitoo @Juanananito
121 Followers 991 Following VICTIMHOOD HAS BEEN WEAPONIZED BY EVIL PEOPLE PRETENDING TO DO GOOD. WOKENESS ENCOURAGES WEAKNESS, LAZINESS, AND STUPIDITY. IT MUST BE STOPPED.@TheNewRight @TheNewRight22
342 Followers 1K Following #TheNewRight Land dwelling, hole digging, anti- communist. retweets alotJennifer Cory Alvey @JenCoryAlvey
3K Followers 4K Following Hometown: Vegas. BYU grad; church mission in Venezuela 1991-92; Mom of 5. Living in Chandler, AZ for 20 years now. #WalkAway; currently a political mutt.😊Dundreary @dundreary
1K Followers 3K Following Both in and out of the game, and watching and wondering at it.Elisa @ElisaKapha
1K Followers 960 Following B2B marketing content writer, brand journalist, thought leadership ghostwriter for interesting people who don't write. Dedicated to arts, spas & Chicago sportsChris Komatsu @chris_komatsu
3K Followers 5K Following Analytical/Diagnostic Chemist | Organic Chem PhD from Texas A&M ‘20 | Dr. Karen Wooley’s Group @GroupWooley | the College of William and Mary Class of '14 | ΚΣRoman @delemonizer
178 Followers 2K FollowingK. Winters @KTalega
4 Followers 150 FollowingDNC @dnchodak
1K Followers 5K Following Chicago native. @SyracuseU alum. RTs ≠ endorsements. Opinions are my own.Ladybug @TrianglePepper
0 Followers 48 FollowingBenny Blanco @BennyBlancoVT
70 Followers 4K Following Love my wife, my kids, LFC and FPL. Only started playing seriously next season.Jim Doyle @jdoyle999
179 Followers 978 FollowingLightSeeker @LightSe83960407
0 Followers 115 FollowingGrand Nagus @quark4nagus
2K Followers 5K Following Surfing the Great Material Continuum. No Jab. Trump Won. CornPop was not a bad dude! ProLife - may God have mercy on us.The Romanian One @TheRomanianOne
347 Followers 931 Following Growth investor in Bay Area. All tweets are just my thoughts, not recommendations.Cory Doggett @CoryDogPhotog
3K Followers 3K Following West Texan. Fort Worther. Simpleton. Bad Photographer. Photos under my highlights tab.Carrie Gardner @CarrieGardner42
128 Followers 1K Following Member of the Technical Staff at the Carnegie Mellon University Software Engineering Institute. Views are my own.Don @realVandmic
120 Followers 591 FollowingJudy Stoffel @j_stoffelmom
35 Followers 840 FollowingKing Is Coming @shinelight84
117 Followers 2K FollowingMT @MT96660530
133 Followers 1K FollowingTICalculations @DecRedDec
21 Followers 56 FollowingMartiniRita @TheMartinirita
3K Followers 798 Following Investor/Trader, Educating, Joking, and irreverent opinions | Health is Wealth | Follow me on Titter DO IT ;) | Hit Notifications on twitchMichael J Watts @LSDSurvivor
71 Followers 217 FollowingBrendon Kushnerick @BrendonKush
131 Followers 359 Following Follower of Christ | Husband/Father | Landman | OU Sports | OKC Thunder | Houston Astros | BBQ |Ken Beals @kenbeals
502 Followers 478 FollowingNick @Nick7822414526
66 Followers 752 FollowingBob Schewe @BobSchewe
162 Followers 1K FollowingDKinAK @aknameless
174 Followers 288 Following Grandfather, Father and Husband, just trying to do the right thing in this game called life. 🇺🇸 Trump Creates. Biden Destroys.Mak Kehoe @MakKehoe
2K Followers 3K Following 🇺🇸 Catholic, Gtown alum, history enthusiast, politico, fantasy football championFakeNewsWeatherman @FakeNewsCaster
198 Followers 686 FollowingRTJ @RTJ1080449
60 Followers 41 FollowingTitle @11title27
214 Followers 3K FollowingMax Boudreaux @Max_Boudreaux
234 Followers 353 Following The University of Tulsa is the best team you’re not watching. Email me at [email protected] if related to equities.Brian Goldstein @briansgoldstein
74 Followers 262 FollowingClueless @Cluelessness22
8 Followers 3K FollowingScot @ScottRo02320756
1 Followers 52 Followingthemanwiththesauce @amanwithsauce
0 Followers 4K FollowingJeff Davies, the Ener.. @EnergyCredit1
37K Followers 4K Following EnerWrap. Click here to get daily energy data-driven insights delivered to you inbox for FREE! 👇RTB 🚀 - AKA Mr Wen @RaisingTheBAR47
15K Followers 898 Following Challenging ShitCo+Ponzi mgmt and Furus on their BS. Not investment advice. I’m an idiotWTI Realist (Profitee.. @WTIBull
19K Followers 116 FollowingEnergyCynic @EnergyCynic
31K Followers 1K Following Energy investor most of career. Not investment advice. RTs not endorsements.BRV @willrayvalentin
5K Followers 691 Following Click here to access my exclusive $RIG content! https://t.co/FZ1Q5tc9Bs Parody account. Everything I post is a joke and shouldn’t be taken seriously.Lawrence Hamtil @lhamtil
31K Followers 2K Following Business collector🚬🏋️♂️🛩️. Tweets are not financial advice & should not be construed as solicitations. They are for informational purposes only.Bag Holder @BagholderQuotes
44K Followers 641 Following You don't loose if you don't sell. A satire, parody, and humor account. A silly thing. We all hold bags so let’s at least have some fun with it.Dan Pickering @pickeringenergy
29K Followers 537 Following Founder, Chief Investment Officer of Pickering Energy Partners...comments are not investment adviceYellow Lab Life Capit.. @YellowLabLife
20K Followers 950 Following I am not as smart as I sound, so please don't listen to meTwain's Mustache @TwainsMustache
15K Followers 495 Following “The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year." I'm often wrong. Tweets are not investment advice. DYODDbuyhighsellhigher @ebitdaddy90
22K Followers 37 Following Ex p72/Citadel/GS. schooled in Boston. (she/her). Will adjust on ur ebitda until u free cash flow. PM (Portfolio Maestro), SS (Stock Shokunin), CFA (lvl9000).Collin McLelland 🏴.. @FracSlap
23K Followers 543 Following I used to work in the oilfield. Now I build startups in the energy industry. CEO @Dwildcatters | MMA/GrapplingMike @NonGaap
32K Followers 2K Following Mostly tweet about investing, governance, strategy, board dynamics, & random equity research topics. DM open..NextWave EFT @NextWaveEFT
10K Followers 180 Following Fundamental analysis in the energy space. Not investment advice.Nice Quarter Guys @NiceQuarterGuys
5K Followers 1K Following Being dogmatic is a good way to get run over in this lifeBarbarian Capital @BarbarianCap
44K Followers 3K Following Personal account. RT = look at this. Fave = bookmark. Stole avi from https://t.co/hVwp9JH9n0Ted Cross @tedcross
3K Followers 224 Following Geologist, product manager, data science enthusiast. https://t.co/aoaf8a4lHK https://t.co/bQo5y0vzsAYann LeCun @ylecun
712K Followers 719 Following Professor at NYU. Chief AI Scientist at Meta. Researcher in AI, Machine Learning, Robotics, etc. ACM Turing Award Laureate.Markus Brunnermeier @MarkusEconomist
33K Followers 833 Following Professor @PrincetonEcon, Director of @PrincetonBCF, Research on Macro, Money, and Finance, Author "The Resilient Society" and "A Crash Course on Crises"Arpit Gupta @arpitrage
31K Followers 4K Following Associate Professor of Finance, @NYUStern. Finance/Real Estate/Urban newsletter: https://t.co/lWVJvq6vKg.Patrick Ruffini @PatrickRuffini
53K Followers 3K Following Pollster @EchelonInsights, married an Iowa girl, author of PARTY OF THE PEOPLE, coming November 7 from Simon & Schuster.Doug Shittles @DougShittles
717 Followers 168 Following Everyone’s favorite ShitCo CEO. Breaking down IR decks to #minimize #dissynergies and highlight companies that are too #premium for their own goodMark P. Jones @MarkPJonesTX
5K Followers 283 Following Baker Institute Fellow in Political Science & Jamail Chair in LA Studies at Rice University. Co-author of Texas Politics Today.Manhattan Institute @ManhattanInst
69K Followers 3K Following Working to keep America and its great cities prosperous, safe, and free. Follow @CityJournal and @smithsoc for more.Andrew Gelman et al. @StatModeling
49K Followers 0 Following Automatically tweets new posts from https://t.co/A8uFi473gj Please respond in the comment section of the blog. Old posts spool at https://t.co/HLEEe8oMCdGreg Ip @greg_ip
75K Followers 762 Following Chief economics commentator for The Wall Street Journal. A fox, not a hedgehog. Sign up for our newsletter here: https://t.co/ngTGbm0DxE On Threadds at gregip98QJE @QJEHarvard
53K Followers 2 Following The Quarterly Journal of Economics is the oldest professional journal of Economics in the English language. Edited by the Department of Economics at Harvard.John Cochrane @JohnHCochrane
51K Followers 112 Following The Grumpy Economist. Senior Fellow, Hoover Institution. Opinions are mine alone and do not represent the position of the Hoover Institution or Stanford Univ.NBER @nberpubs
159K Followers 264 Following The National Bureau of Economic Research is dedicated to conducting and disseminating nonpartisan economic research.Aurelius @Aureliusltd28
4K Followers 226 Following What is essential is invisible to the eye. Opinions my own, not financial advice.City of Houston @HoustonTX
398K Followers 620 Following Official City of Houston Twitter account. Led by @HouMayor John Whitmire. Stay in the know about all things #Houston! https://t.co/i2XNfYPfLKThe Coal Trader @dyer440
11K Followers 1K Following Consultant & Coal Analyst, Trader & Real Estate Investor https://t.co/7yoZv8h1qwGRANT'S @GrantsPub
58K Followers 649 Following Grant's Interest Rate Observer, an independent, value-oriented and contrary-minded journal of the financial markets.Judah Cohen @judah47
28K Followers 4K Following Love snow & skiing. Always trying to push the boundaries what we can forecast about the weather on seasonal to sub-seasonal time-scales. My personal account.Shaylyn Hynes @ShayHynes
1K Followers 2K FollowingPalmer Luckey @PalmerLuckey
219K Followers 2K Following I am a technology enthusiast, writer, and modder. Founder of ModRetro, @Oculus VR, and @Anduriltech. Keeping American superheroes safe with autonomous systems.LindyMan @PaulSkallas
97K Followers 987 Following Lindy Newsletter: https://t.co/k3A03LYLi1 @lindyeffectmailboxmoney7 @mmreboot
269 Followers 190 FollowingWoodrow Oates Montagu.. @sadvalueinvestr
5K Followers 2K Following Interested in Frontier Markets | 1815 Analyst of the Year at N M RothschildMichael Mauboussin @mjmauboussin
135K Followers 347 Following Decisions, books, investing, mental models, complex adaptive systems, skill, luck. Adjunct Prof @Columbia_Biz and Chairman Emeritus of the Board @sfiscienceCrémieux @cremieuxrecueil
88K Followers 907 Following I write about genetics, 'metrics, and demographics. Read my long-form writing at https://t.co/8hgA4nNS2A.Jonatan Pallesen @jonatanpallesen
15K Followers 879 Following PhD in statistical genetics. I analyze and tweet about questions in science and economics. Writing a book: Intuitive StatisticsNikita Bier @nikitabier
322K Followers 2K Following I make apps grow really fast. founder @gasappteam (acq by discord), ex-founder @thetbhapp (acq by facebook), ex-new products @metaAaron M. Renn 🇺�.. @aaron_renn
28K Followers 4K Following Insights on society, faith, family, cities, politics and economics.greg @greg16676935420
804K Followers 525 Following im greg I like football and stocks and my birthday im from kentuckey. I'm a investor. I like to golf at the golf course @gregmultiverse • subscribe for $1 ⤴️Megan McArdle @asymmetricinfo
97K Followers 681 Following Columnist at the Washington Post. Opinions my own. Email me: Megan.McArdle -at- https://t.co/0v35DOybb0 Buy my book, The Up Side of Down https://t.co/awicv1MdkXCuiBono @CuiBonoCapital
3K Followers 2K Following Skeptically optimistic. This time isn't different, 90% of the time. The Age of Hyperbole. Buy high, sell low. I like oysters and cocktails.Paul Graham @paulg
1.9M Followers 772 Followingnick kokonas @nickkokonas
42K Followers 845 Following Co-Owner: Alinea / Next / The Aviary / Roister / St. Clair Supper Club. Founder emeritus: Tock, Inc. Former-ish derivatives trader.Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling
59K Followers 2K Following CFO, investor, and sneakerhead. Former F100 M&A and USMC. Vibes rarely serious but always positive. Let's talk business for just $20! 🚀JD Foote | Family Cap.. @jd_foote
13K Followers 834 Following Gen 1 in our legacy family, psychiatrist, 25 years in SMBs as operator, investor, advisor. Use the Family Capital framework to build your legacy family NOW...Alexandra Semenova @alexandraandnyc
13K Followers 2K Following US stocks & investment strategy reporter @business. Formerly @yahoofinance, @FT publications. Proud public school girl. Must love dogs. Views mine/RT = "look"Abigail Doolittle @TheChartress
30K Followers 1K Following God first. Unity a close second. Markets and Real Estate for Bloomberg Television. Often smiling, always grateful.Dave R @wing13nut
2K Followers 5K Following Lost in Austin; WallStreet by way of Tulsa; OkState Alum; Energy Trader (⚡️👀MWs) Formerly $GS (JAron & FICC) $WMB I hate the term Okie State 🚴🏻♂️🤠🍊🫶🏼The Intel Crab @IntelCrab
335K Followers 1K Following The internet's most trusted crustacean. Conflict analysis, data visualization, and small amounts of melted butter.OSINTdefender @sentdefender
1.1M Followers 801 Following Open Source Intelligence Monitor focused on Europe and Conflicts across the World. RT ≠ Endorsement. Want to Support my Work? https://t.co/PcUbewvWPrIsrael Defense Forces @IDF
2.7M Followers 38 Following Official IDF X account. We post real-time information and updates from the field.Adam Block @AdamB1438
7K Followers 5K Following Mostly stocks, a little real estate, and now some litigation finance. Deputy CIO, C. Montgomery Burns Family OfficeEvil E&P Empire @EvilEnPEmpire
3K Followers 318 Following Chief Abydocomist Officer, Energy & Political Parodythank you for this @dril
1.8M Followers 425 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My DreamYes Energy @yesenergy
678 Followers 565 Following Yes Energy® is how traders, power companies, and asset managers and developers can finally make sense of the complex, rapidly changing power market.High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry
96K Followers 187 Following Levered Finance Memes & Satire. Parodying Finance. Instagram FinMeme Account. Sign up for my Credit and Buyside focused Newsletter ⬇️Just rear ended a beautiful blonde driving a Porsche down Elbow Drive? Why? To get her number. Now she’ll have to phone me at least 3 times to deal with insurance proceedings. This is called manufacturing opportunity. DM for my course.
@HedgeDirty Heard. Being underestimated as a grad student at Harvard was a superpower. Annoying, but a superpower.
@HedgeDirty IB back office operations group full of Brits imo due to the accent
@HedgeDirty British accent makes you smarter, Aussie accent makes you cooler
@HedgeDirty It’s because Americans are only exposed to a certain type of british and it’s not this one:
@HedgeDirty Americans will also give you a soccer coaching job two levels higher than you’re qualified for
@HedgeDirty And there is no handicap like an Eastern European accent. Americans will immediately think you want to immigrate, even tho you would not do it even if paid. And everyone tags you as Russian. Just because I share same suicidal and genocidal tendencies as all Slavs am not Russian.
Looking forward to Nathan joining Allan Meltzer in the "multi-volume history of the Federal Reserve" club based on these documents! 😁
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am over the moon. I'm getting, at the very least, a large amount of the Federal Reserve Board of Governor Minutes from between 1967 and 1973. This is amazing. Wow.
Like that legendary "shorting ShitCo" thread from @HedgeDirty in April 2020 The koala says nothing more accretive than a company/commodity expected to expire in 10 weeks that actually will be 10+ years Starting to exit this period in met coal and start a debate about when the…
Had a shower thought which isn’t new or profound. It’s something I’d almost forgotten. The greatest opportunity of our generation isn’t AI. It’s the market is pricing 50 year assets as if they are gone in 10 yrs #coalTwitter @mfwarder @YellowLabLife @respeculator @dyer440
@HedgeDirty @BarbarianCap That makes more sense - Thanks for correcting! Actually that explanation brings back some GME craze memories… Is naked shorting (at least theoretically) occurring when the reported “short float” for a stock is greater than the number of shares in circulation?
@HedgeDirty "Begging the question" oft misused to mean "raises the question" instead of citing the logical fallacy of presumption of consequent.
@HedgeDirty “Net neutrality” No one can define it and then you point out the biggest beneficiaries entire biz model is on prioritizing access. “Oh so Apple can can block/manage/prioritize bits delivered over the internet to your phone you say? FedEx charges more for faster delivery?”