Hdizzy @HdizzyDizzle
Basic, extra, left, union, sometimes people pay to hear me make jokes - she/her Joined October 2013-
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Just had the left over chilli mince in a toasted sandwich (with cheese) and it’s probably one of the best things I’ve done this weekend.
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Made a fitness goal to walk/run the Great Wall of China this April and I’m at 296.5km of 300km so I think I’m gonna make it.
I admit to romanticising Anzac Day by looking lovingly at my bogan.
I thought about going to town to buy new trackpants yesterday but instead I had a nap and now I wish I had new trackpants.
Must be good to have the energy to make pointless arguments about the PM now wearing a poppy (he had a poppy pin). Imagine the amount of shit you could get done if you channeled that energy somewhere useful.
Today I took some baklava I had just made to the community hall for the morning tea after the Anzac service and the women getting everything organised asked me if I was Turkish. Rural living.
How are you meant to activate your gluteus maximus? Asking for my medius and my minumus.
Eating wicked wings in the supermarket car park cos mama told me never to do the shopping on an empty stomach.
Fucking furious today that a truck ran me off the road and didn’t even fucking stop to check I was ok.
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I have science questions about genetic testing. This is in regards to my disability and whether it could identify a potential cause. Anyone know who I could talk to?
This evening I joined my small rural community to make wreaths for Anzac Day and here is the one I made and dedicated to the women who worked.
I bought this dress to wear to grown up child’s wedding and weeks out I am panicking it’s too bridesmaidish because it’s satin. Tell me it’s fine please.
Had a near death driving experience and now all my muscles in my neck and shoulders are tight as fuck. (Blind corner - truck over my side, minimal room to pull left, narrow country road)
The takes you are having a someone’s livelihood. Why don’t you shut up for a bit eh.
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@HdizzyDizzle @CortyNC Pretty sure it was my stoner little bro
Did...a bathtub write this?
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
@BasicBishopNZ @HdizzyDizzle *rolling up to the Afganistan border to make the meet, seeing your connections have arrived empty handed * "Where's your fucken poppies!?!"
@HdizzyDizzle Yup they woulda just thought Luxxo was a happy elephant seal
@HdizzyDizzle Yelling on da beaches of anatolia would have alerted the damn enemy
@HdizzyDizzle Love how you provided a repost to the biscuits. Surprised they realised what you’d brought.
@HdizzyDizzle Some people just make great life choices
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@HdizzyDizzle They ate and left. I was busy tending to everyone and by the time I sat down they left. It's a terrible feeling
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