Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

comedian formerly known as @alandavies1 (before being hacked by bitcoin scammers and locked out of my account by X🤷🏻‍♂️) hachette.co.uk/titles/alan-da… London, England Joined July 2023

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

12 hours ago

I can retweet and also take this opportunity to show you my new Twitter since my old account was hacked by bitcoin scammers…

Andy (justtryingtoadult) @Choobsie

14 hours ago

I can retweet and also take this opportunity to show you my new Twitter since my old account was hacked by bitcoin scammers…

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

4 days ago

This is my actual job. Nice panel on this show, lots of laughs.

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A one legged former soldier I met completed the London Marathon at the weekend. He’s raised a fair bit of money for limbless veterans but he’s short of his target so if you fancy chipping in, don’t hold back. Thanks. 2024tcslondonmarathon.enthuse.com/pf/stuart-pear…

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

7 days ago

I’m loving “60 Songs: BBC2 at 60” It’s got everything from Jay-Z to Joni Mitchell, The Smiths to Stevie Wonder, Ella Fitzgerald to Stormzy, The Carpenters to Oasis. Fantastic. This is worth the licence fee on its own.

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

3 weeks ago

This was fun to do. Rob Beckett’s Smart TV. Somewhere on sky or Now - not never - tonight 9pm

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

4 weeks ago

Sleeping can be difficult

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

a month ago

I’m all out of showbiz anecdotes

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

a month ago

Bob Monkhouse, when meeting someone new, would hold out his hand, smile and say: ‘Bob Monkhouse.’ It put you at your ease. First time I tried it was on meeting former Olympian Kriss Akabusi. Holding out my hand I said: Alan Davies! What? Alan Davies… Oh, nice to meet you, Dave.

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

a month ago

Once I was on a train and I could see quite far up the aisle. There was a kid coming down it, aged about 14. Eventually he arrived in front of me. He stared at my face for a few seconds and then said: ‘Nah, that’s not James May.’ Then he turned around and went all the way back.

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

a month ago

Took the kids to England v Brazil. During the 2nd half the bloke next to me said: Excuse me, can I ask you a question? Yes Are you James May? No Are you sure? Yes Positive? Yes Oh, ok.

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

2 months ago

Aww

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

2 months ago

Saw this last night. It was great. Cast and writing both excellent. Funny, sad and raucous!

National Theatre @NationalTheatre

2 months ago

Saw this last night. It was great. Cast and writing both excellent. Funny, sad and raucous!

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

2 months ago

ttps://www.channel4.com/programmes/perfect-pub-walks-with-bill-bailey/on-demand/74502-001 Made a show with @BillBailey in the Peak District. It’s on again on Tues or on the C4 app. We covered many topics including bereavement, abuse, Pooh sticks and the surprising speed of cows.

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

2 months ago

Look what I’ve just found. Episode 1, series 1. Never used to throw anything away…

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

3 months ago

Here you go @jennyeclair

Taskmaster @taskmaster

2 years ago

Here you go @jennyeclair

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

3 months ago

What bunch of loon’s and weirdo’s did this…?

Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred

3 months ago

What bunch of loon’s and weirdo’s did this…?

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

3 months ago

I've #justdonated to fund award winning Healthy Minds, Healthy Bods. A pioneering London based project, running since 2016 to astonishing feedback.. Donate on @JustGiving and help raise 5000.00 justgiving.com/crowdfunding/h…

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

3 months ago

I really appreciate this response to my work in progress show last week. I’m going to keep going down the same road. Thanks for the feedback.

HMHB @hmhb2016

3 months ago

I really appreciate this response to my work in progress show last week. I’m going to keep going down the same road. Thanks for the feedback.

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Alan Davies @alandaviescomic

3 months ago

Amazing from @OPope32 4 1/2 hours, 208 balls, 148* with only 68 in boundaries. A few more in the morning and you never know. #TestCricket is the best.