Shhhhhhh, s 'me @Grreception
Angry.. Excellent Oscar winning performances when dealing with cunts.Low expectations of colleagues. your dreams Joined January 2012-
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So, what have I missed? Any cuntfuckery? Or have people been generally well behaved?
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@Qstache cheers. I Will be back hopefully x x
Dear Twitter friends, you may have noticed my lack of tweets recently. This is due to work cuntage, (cont) tl.gd/li3nc3
@Stueymon it'll be weird being on t'other side
@Stueymon well, bestaluck chuck xxx
@BallstheCat excellent. It will be like Alice through the Looking Glass. Except I can;t afford the opium, or acid or whatever now.
@Stueymon Long story. Basically shafted by an utter cunt who couldn;t do their own job so decided to pick up on one tiny error on my part.
@militarywife71 ta for the advice. I will do.
Well, that's official then. Me no longer has job. Do I have to knock some of my teeth out to get down the JobCentre? And buy a tracksuit?
Rich people. Fuck off. But before doing so, lend* me a ton. *give
Am going home. Got paid for sleeping. Win.
Had a very long nap. Look a bit like Joanna Lumley asleep on AbFab..... shows how much I'm missed at work....
I'm going to have a wee nap and then I'm going to invent a machine that kills anyone with a higher than average cunt ratio.
@Emperorbevis @FullMooseism oh yes. I remember being there once and some girl puked on one of those enormous speakers. Those were the days.
@Emperorbevis @FullMooseism me either, bizarrely. Oh how I loved that bouncey floor.
@Emperorbevis @FullMooseism isn't that the way everyone gets to the ritz?
@FullMooseism its not far, about 10 min walk x
Victoria Harvey @VictoriaHarvey_
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BettyBurped @BettyBurped
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C.hunt @cuntypie18
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mark hubler @HublerMark
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Sccchweeeetheart @MyDogsBumHole
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WineGirl @_Wine_Girl_
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TheRealReceptionist @UrReceptionist
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Mavis Maloney @NOTSOGRANDMA
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BLAH @Snackapuss
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356 Followers 1K Following 'freakish androgyne' 'sexual deviant' 'race traitor' 'undisciplined street thug' 'vile overopinionated bulldyke' 'lowlife' 'vile wretch' 'disgrace to humanity'
ReceptionistProblems @Reception_Probs
9 Followers 18 Following
kate dearden @k8_dearden
219 Followers 1K Following
The Real Me @HowIFeel4Realz
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GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor
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inappropriate mom @nicfit75
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Miss Cole @ifmybossknew
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Sinister Sexpot @AuntyJake
57 Followers 147 Following Slander and Baseless Accusations Galore. Kik: Jmurf22
MissGuided @LadyMissGuided
11 Followers 72 Following She came tornadoing up the stairs like a whirlwind
Kylie @KyParfe
118 Followers 414 Following Live like there's no tomorrow!! Work hard.... Play hard!!
Activist. @ActivistCardiff
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Vet Receptionist @VetReception1
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ThePolyphonicPixie @PolyphonicPixie
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🌱Haunted Whelk🇺... @beakerlover
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Scottish Footy Cards @ScotsFootyCards
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Hanty V @mostly_grumpy
6K Followers 678 Following It's almost certain your activist mock outrage would be fuck all use on a desert island. Go and sit over there with the other people we're going to eat.
1Weather @OneLouderApps
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Mental Health @Sectioned_
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pZ @prospectZER0
2K Followers 585 Following i make noises and things... i like to call it music... you can find it over on my soundcloud...
IHate ThePublix @IHateThePublix
4K Followers 6K Following Things I see, hear, or witness that piss me off. This is my version of therapy, I get it out here so the rest of my life can remain positive and upbeat.
Fluxtrot @fluxtrot
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Kim Wilde👽 @kimwilde
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Mavis Maloney @NOTSOGRANDMA
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DangerMoose @Anarcha_Chav
356 Followers 1K Following 'freakish androgyne' 'sexual deviant' 'race traitor' 'undisciplined street thug' 'vile overopinionated bulldyke' 'lowlife' 'vile wretch' 'disgrace to humanity'
inappropriate mom @nicfit75
21K Followers 5K Following Mad Libs champ. I’m only here to post memes for my friend, Jess.
Vasculitis Vixen™ @MistookMistake
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Verifried Drunk™®�... @VerifiedDrunk
26K Followers 2K Following The later the tweet, the drunker I am. it/that/drunk
Miss Cole @ifmybossknew
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Gargamel @HahaNOWFUCKOFF
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Rubbish Batman @RubbishBatman
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Fraser @wtpfrd
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Miss Moneypenny @MoneypennyNaked
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Rob Knot @robsand69
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SgtGrumpy @SgtGrumpy1
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Nostradamage Spivey @shellyspivey
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50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey
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Shotty Reception @shottyreception
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Iwan Thomas MBE @Iwanrunner
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet
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Anne Frankentoe @Spartacunt
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Mouthy Gobshite @MouthyGobshit
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King Dong @Victor_Moandrew
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