Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain
Non-nutritive cereal varnish. Mediocre screenwriter. Worldwide #22 ranked Dad Joke deployer. askgeofflatulippe at GM. Just here to fall off the jetway again. thegeofflatulippe.substack.com Joined July 2023-
Tweets16K
-
Followers743
-
Following356
-
Likes16
Angela is a toilet. Not enough bad things can happen to her. #BB28
“And now you’re asking me about the Ayatollah, who’s dead by the way, and you’re not asking me about the service members who’ve died. You’re not asking me about whether or not this war should have ever been fought.”
BREAKING: Jake Tapper: “…why were you worried about offending people who support the Ayatollah?” Abdul El-Sayed: “Jake, on a day where we’re mourning the loss of two more service members in a war we never should have fought I think all of us ought to step back and ask whether
YOISH
🇩🇪 🔥 ouch — “Trump and Infantino — those two were made for each other… fascinated by power. And by themselves, too.”
@selmacashmoney Whatever, I'll keep The Deformed Baby's Foot open all by myself.
@christinadirkes OK there's definitely videos of him with other raccoons and everyone is getting along, I can breathe now.
@christinadirkes I need this to be true so fucking badly.
I can't step into the Jimothy discourse, guys. I am mentally fragile and I've never seen him with other raccoons and if I find out his people have rejected him, I will fucking lose it. I need him to have friends more than I need to breathe.
@televisionaryZW Fuck this made me aspirate my Ralph's brand Diet Cola, goddamn you.
Jesus, has the cast of any other 80s movie aged as well?
The cast of The Breakfast Club 40th anniversary reunion, April 12, 2025.
@EricRogersHere @RichPhelps Oh all the characters are dead. None of them made it.
Whoever invents the software/code/tech whatever that allows us to switch between streaming services as easily as we change the channel on regular TV is someone I will follow into Hell.
@vanhaley_yt You will make a trillion dollars off of this. Make them for dudes too. It'll be bigger than that Fendi manbag. You're sitting in an oilfield.
@JaceLabrada @PersonaSpeaks Jace when did your penis stop working.
Hooooooooooooooly cow.
I love this so much… the hate watch was successful for him
Decoració mural del celler, by Xavier Nogués, 1915-16, 📸 by @mauricevansteen
@julieroginsky @osha3264 lol Lotta subway kid-pushers operating out there lately, Julie? If so maybe don't let a fucking 14 year-old child ride the subway by himself, don't you think? Talk about someone not doing the job they signed up for.
I might never recover from, "Hey there Mr. Jambo," if I'm being completely honest with you. That might be the event horizon of my own personal Internetting.
Oh. My God.
can’t believe the planet of the bass dude had another heater like this stored up have watched this like 20 times
Next level hating😭
@HosteenCholo Might burn down SLC just by entering the airspace.
For all of you who want to live mildly, this must be really exciting stuff.
Chick Fil A will be testing spicy chicken strips in Marietta Georgia starting July 20th.
There isn’t enough discourse about how Ted Cruz basically can’t show his face in Houston because the last time he appeared at a major event in public someone threw a beer can at his head and then the grand jury no billed the dude.
westie girlline @kwestiegirl
370 Followers 3K Following Psychiatrist. Love all of music, especially rock, jazz guitar and drone sound. Recently, I am a captive of Rise of Kingdom.
💦 Latina Amy @amyb4650no
20 Followers 1K Following Latina curves with a gentle smile 👀 Hi, that’s me @amyblissxo
Matt Hamby @MatthewHamby
662 Followers 514 Following Screenwriter and Bourbon lover 🥃 https://t.co/kWjE6sOrAh
cariboupertinent @caribouper63111
12 Followers 348 Following
Melissa Piper @pipercarrels
164 Followers 1K Following Train(the band)hater and horsey sauce(the condiment)lover. Ted Lasso is life.
Charlton @Charlton0139073
4 Followers 120 Following
Maryna @Maryna977
95 Followers 255 Following Maturity. Self-esteem. Mental health. Psychologist, lawyer, and speaker,Forex investor, Mindfulness/behavior.
Gali Private page @Gfilche_2
217 Followers 950 Following writing a book about investing in $TSLA 📕⚡️HyperChange also this is my artisanal tea brand @galileotea
Elon MuskyGrok @ElonMuskyGef
80 Followers 1K Following Space x • Founder (Reached to Mars ?Founder Tesla « - CEO» %Starlink & Founder Me Neuralink * Founder a chip to brain C (Open Aid
Emma Stold my profile @semma5243
139 Followers 2K Following this person is a thief and a hacker they hacked my account Chrissyrose7
Vilet Ruby @ToniLlabrs00
297 Followers 2K Following Passionate about creating beautiful designs and bringing ideas to life👗✨
Rose Zee C @RoseMCarreiro
4K Followers 7K Following 🇨🇦A proud Canadian since ‘70. Disabled neurodivergent advocate -loud voice and zero patience for injustice. Permanently unimpressed by nonsense. #SmokeFléét
Michael Doneger @MichaelDoneger
1K Followers 756 Following Filmmaker | Sometimes Actor | Future Guitar Player...at some point...maybe.
Hitup @comeonnoles
4K Followers 5K Following THANK GOD! LOVE GOD Avid sci fi zombie/ufo fan 100% support for gay marriage! 100% pro-choice 100% for Women THANK GOD FOR BEING A HUGE HOCKEY FAN I LOVE IT!!!
ELON PRIVATE @ElonPrivate522
299 Followers 2K Following CEO - Space X🚀 Tesla =🚘 Founder - The Boring Company Co-Founder - Neuralink, OpenAl o
Bonnie Ruby @DN_Rubyy
17 Followers 226 Following Exploration is meaningful. Mystery keeps things fresh. dog 🐕 lover
Sarah Smith @InternetGrape
50 Followers 761 Following
Austin Barker @AustinBarker
2K Followers 7K Following
Cairo Smith @cairoasmith
6K Followers 2K Following Sensitive young man. Film autark. Inscrutable liberal. Semanticist. American. Multi-track drifter. Unreconstructed aesthete.
EDO FARINA_XRP. @edwardtfarina
310 Followers 3K Following Add up new account.I’m back CEO Alpha Lions Academy • Head of Social Adoption @XRPHealthcare $XRPH• @MonerexOfficial $MXI xrp ledger & 101 blockchain network 🐉
Musk @elon7106694
47 Followers 5K Following
IndiePitchTV @IndiePitchTV
60K Followers 66K Following Where TV/Film Producers & Studios Scout New Projects for Film, TV & Streaming Media. (AppleTV+, Fox TV Studios, CBS International, CAA et al)
Joey Magidson @JoeyMagidson
3K Followers 1K Following Editor and Owner: @AwardsRadar, Q&A Moderator, Awards Analyst/Prognosticator, @CriticsChoice member, @RottenTomatoes certified critic
Aria Kensington MD MS... @A_R_Kensington
2K Followers 4K Following Tesla shareholder & early Plaid owner ⚡️ | #FSDBeta tester 🚘 Working closely with Elon 🚀 | 6 languages 🌍 Online security advocate 🛡️ | Zero scams. Ever. 🚫.
Joe Segal @joesegal
10K Followers 7K Following Loving kindness is the most revolutionary force in existence. Followed by some truly wonderful human beings!
Dodge Elon Musk @Ermx126
180 Followers 2K Following
Cammellie 🍒 @nbboth
29 Followers 1K Following sparkles and spiral thoughts ✨ mutuals only, i follow back
Guadalupe Teressa San... @SantiagoTe49332
167 Followers 7K Following Todo el mundo habla de que es una mierda leal cuando llega el momento de ser lealtodos desaparecen la vida en Stockton CA fashion /model and life style creation
Inspirational Home De... @WorldDecorClass
1K Followers 4K Following Follow us for daily inspiration. Daily selected Amazon product links with over 4.5 ⭐ and 🆙
Joyce @razortails
121 Followers 3K Following I fell for your personality, your looks are just a bonus.
虎猫 みゃう : IR... @LGboRURexW84072
796 Followers 7K Following 💛元IRIAMリスナーの配信オタク🪽🫧 頑張ってるライバーさん応援してます📣 「全然人来ないんだけど😭」って人もOK ゆるく相談のります◎ DMお気軽に〜！
Lon Harris @Lons
20K Followers 1K Following Editorial director for @LAUNCH and @TWiStartups. STILL calling it Twitter!
julia alexander @loudmouthjulia
31K Followers 1K Following i am nothing more than the constant reminders of all my wasted potential.
heather, interrupted @pleath3r
816 Followers 478 Following female chauvinist and victor of circumstance.
Acme Packs @AcmePacks
3K Followers 1K Following Sports Card Youtuber and Content Creator. Wisconsin native and diehard Cheesehead 🧀 #gopackgo #fearthedeer #thisismycrew
aída chávez @aidachavez
61K Followers 2K Following Journalist / signal: 202-557-6620 / editor @capandempire, previous @thenation @theintercept @MorePerfectUS @migrantinsider @thehill. also @JJayEcon @justfp.
Bordeaux @bordeauxyoutube
132K Followers 705 Following College Football Content Creator [email protected] | @StudentSeatsApp
Philip Ralph @PhilipRalph9
3K Followers 7K Following Screenwriter. Recovering actor. Advocate for positive change in TV and the arts. Agent: Julia Tyrrell Mgt
Michael Robinson @RealMikeRob
123K Followers 2K Following E2E Youth Football☥PSU '04,05☥SBXLVIII Champ☥🏈Expert☥Amenhotep ☥LifeCoach☥Speaker-Bookings:[email protected] https://t.co/9jWsRixqRY
Matt Campbell @CoachMC_PSU
103K Followers 558 Following Head Football Coach at Penn State University. We Are!
Blake Ruane @blakeruane
579 Followers 888 Following I'm an idiot. You can ask anybody. Also a writer for @TheDailyGopher.
Keith miller @kgunnir
13 Followers 427 Following
Elisabeth Rappe @ElisabethRappe
2K Followers 1K Following The girl with the Wolverine tattoo. she/her Co-host of @MatineeHeroes
David A. Goodman @DavidAGoodman
18K Followers 2K Following Writer: Family Guy, Orville, Futurama, Honor Society. #Hysteria! on @Peacock
E-Rage Against The Ma... @EricRogersHere
7K Followers 1K Following Creator/EP/writer of EMMY-NOMINATED “ANGRY BIRDS MYSTERY ISLAND”. Did same jobs on "SKYLANDERS ACADEMY" & "MICRONAUTS" too. Dumb opinions mine alone, ya grapes.
Ethan Anderton @Ethan_Anderton
7K Followers 1K Following (aka Bradford Oman) Editor/Writer at @slashfilm May earn a commission on links, via Brad's Junk.
Jada Yuan @jadabird
25K Followers 3K Following Freelance writer. Author of UNLEASHING OPPENHEIMER. 1st @nytimes 52 Places Traveler. Former: @nymag + Wash Post. IG: alphajada. DMs open, [email protected]
chris long @JOEL9ONE
573K Followers 2K Following Former pass rusher, current podcaster @greenlight & founder of https://t.co/it9M9dHdWC
Jordan VanDina @JordanVanDina
5K Followers 1K Following The most important filmmaker of our generation/former Ronkonkoma Chuck E. Cheese
Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT
18K Followers 997 Following Garret Greenlee • Football Analysis on YouTube • Occasional Food Takes • Minnesota Vikings + Penn State fan • Dislocated Knee Cap Survivor
LA @TheRealLA__
10K Followers 1K Following https://t.co/y8IDXitBR8… https://t.co/3ToPwXLAok Sports Network Former: The Insiders Network, Bernie Insiders, https://t.co/3yYk6pUyt9, and FoxSports
Sandipantswtf @sandipantswtf
550 Followers 344 Following 👖 for legal purposes this account is a parody
Chase 'Hutch' Hutchin... @EclecticHutch
2K Followers 3K Following Journalist/critic @TheAVClub @BWDR @seattletimes @TheInlander @TheWrap @IGN @IndieWire @ebertvoices etc. Prez @seattlecritics [email protected]
Tyler Donohue @TDsTake
23K Followers 2K Following Penn State football and recruiting at @Lions247 + @247Sports | Fan of my wife and kid | Past: @BleacherReport, @ESPNRadio, Rutgers FB recruiting staff (2006-08)
Kaylee Hartung @KayleeHartung
101K Followers 3K Following Thursday Night Football on Prime Video @NFLonPrime Contributing Correspondent @TODAYshow @nbcnews
Bengal @BengalYouTube
160K Followers 632 Following TX 🤘by way of NJ | My Mom’s shining star | Beware of sarcasm | 500K+ subscribers | [email protected]
Matt Nightingale is m... @mattnightingale
22K Followers 7K Following Alejandro’s husband. Co-pastor @WeRTheQuest. @SanctuaryCommon. Spiritual director. TED talker. All Christian, all gay, all the time. He/him
Actual Names @ActualNames1
144K Followers 3K Following Interesting names from genealogical and other sources.
ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports
912K Followers 323 Following I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | “Everything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial | also @artbutnow
Thaddeus D. Matula @thaddeusdmatula
2K Followers 4K Following Emmy & Peabody winner | Director of @ESPN @30for30’s PONY EXCESS + BRIAN & THE BOZ + @NFL’s INDIVISIBLE | @BBC documentarist | @PBS sci fi filmmaker #gratitude
Tor Parsons ⍼ @parsons_tor
4K Followers 1K Following Durian friend. Doll owner. Internet sleuth. Cascadian exiled to Appalachia. "super cool person" - @1thousandfaces_ DM me if you know a place to stay in SF.
Paige Spiranac @PaigeSpiranac
1.1M Followers 610 Following Instagram: _paige.renee Inquiries: [email protected]
Joey Coldcuts @Cutsysays
47K Followers 43 Following
BrilliantlyDumb @RobbyBerger
186K Followers 137 Following Host of Bob Does Sports and The BrilliantlyDumb Show
Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt
498K Followers 632 Following Good Morning Football IG: kylebrandt I can destroy you at Tecmo Bowl. Link to 😡ANGRY RUNS😡 shirt below
NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon
245K Followers 4K Following Parody. @nytpitchbot.bsky.social More on Blue Sky than here these days. merch: https://t.co/NWNqmg5LC2
Pacifica Mariners �... @PHSMarinersFB
384 Followers 259 Following Official Twitter for Pacifica Mariners Football!! #TheStandard #GoMariners⚓️ #RunWithThePAC
Tara Palmeri @tarapalmeri
128K Followers 7K Following Fiercely independent journalism. No shadowy funders. Real Talk. "The Red Letter" on Substack & "The Tara Palmeri Show" Inquiries: [email protected]
Wubby @PaymoneyWubby
135K Followers 981 Following YOUTH RISKY. [email protected] SPONSORS: [email protected] Use code WUBBY: https://t.co/4Pmue0gfTuYou might like
