Noah 🇺🇦 @NoahMF
Houston’s favorite failson and deadbeat stay-at-home dog dad Houston (he/him) Joined May 2017-
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Someone shine the bat signal for Robert Morrow
Someone shine the bat signal for Robert Morrow
As a Republican?
Noah 🇺🇦 retweeted
So the former Houston Mayor who backed Kim Ogg, may have voted for Alex Mealer or at least abstained, voted for Ed Emmett, designed Houston's feeding ban, and called for #HISD takeover in 2018 wants to run for county judge in the 2026 Democratic Primary
I wanted to be a fearless trial lawyer who would swagger into court with thin files and pick juries for days and then slice people on cross. It’s what my father did. Instead I do mostly motions and appeals.
I wanted to be a fearless trial lawyer who would swagger into court with thin files and pick juries for days and then slice people on cross. It’s what my father did. Instead I do mostly motions and appeals.
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is he using vacation days for this or
is he using vacation days for this or
It’s funny that “garbage man” means a hardworking, union civil servant but they can’t make it gender neutral because “garbage person” means piece of shit.
It’s funny that “garbage man” means a hardworking, union civil servant but they can’t make it gender neutral because “garbage person” means piece of shit.
There’s a bit of an asymmetry because conservatives say if you don’t make money you’re a loser. So all the “smart” conservatives are corporate lawyers and investment bankers. None go into politics.
There’s a bit of an asymmetry because conservatives say if you don’t make money you’re a loser. So all the “smart” conservatives are corporate lawyers and investment bankers. None go into politics.
Would you like to make a large bet?
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Attended peaceful protests against VietNam War at UT in 1970s where I was maced. My husband was beaten and arrested. Students are directly impacted by war/international conflict and have every right to speak out. Their voices are critical in shaping policy impacting their future.
Attended peaceful protests against VietNam War at UT in 1970s where I was maced. My husband was beaten and arrested. Students are directly impacted by war/international conflict and have every right to speak out. Their voices are critical in shaping policy impacting their future. https://t.co/uScBcm0dWu
The ICC thing is great because the Dumbest People in the World will go “do you condemn Hamas?” and the ICC is literally going, Yes! Arrest them too!
It’s too bad “the eye are Texas are upon you” is racist because it would go so hard as a chant now.
County Attorney won’t accept the charges. Judges won’t find probable cause. Juries won’t convict.
County Attorney won’t accept the charges. Judges won’t find probable cause. Juries won’t convict.
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