Graeme Rayner #IStandWithUkraine @Gag_N_Bone_Man
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The war in #Syria showed Putin for what he was then and what he is now. Hard to watch this excellent speech from my sister for many reasons.
The war in #Syria showed Putin for what he was then and what he is now. Hard to watch this excellent speech from my sister for many reasons.
I hope that when they got home their garden was full of cat shit, their telly box had wiped all recordings and their boiler had broken down.
I hope that when they got home their garden was full of cat shit, their telly box had wiped all recordings and their boiler had broken down.
A statement from us about a horrible incident during our matinee performance at @carriageworks_
From next month Boris' best pal Evgeny Lebedev will be earning £11 less in a day than those on Universal Credit will receive in a month. This country is all kinds of fucked up.
In April a member of the House of Lords (inc Lord Lebedev) will receive £323 per DAY A single person on Universal Credit will receive £334 per MONTH
“Monumental decision” – Huddersfield Town footballleagueworld.co.uk/monumental-dec…
Did anyone else prefer Russell Brand when he was just a top shagger who once wanked off a tramp?
So this happened last night #comedy #standupcomedy #comedian
Shocking from the referee. @FA_PGMOL need to look into this.
And the BAFTA goes to .@alex_mowatt #cheat #WBAHUD #htafc #utt
Fuck me this referree is awful. #htafc
Isn't that everyone*, Martin? *except the homeless, obviously, but they probably aren't worried about their water bill
BREAKING: The hacking collective Anonymous has breached the Russian federal agency responsible for censoring media, and has released 360,000 files to the public.
Great goal. The sort of goal we were conceding last year. #htafc
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6K Followers 5K Following A dysfunctional family of 5 #polyamorous bi/lezza girls living with 6 idiot cats. #Atheists #BLM #TransAlly #ProEU Check the pinned tweet for info.
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Football League World @FootballLeagueW
36K Followers 3K Following Football League World is a digital publication delivering premium EFL news, cutting-edge analysis and opinion since 2013.
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8K Followers 7K Following My wife wants to spice up our sex life with a broken hosepipe, which is very kinky.
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7K Followers 186 Following 💀 Dark Comedy is Back From the Dead. 💀 @robmulholland and @freddyquinne 💀 https://t.co/uC6UYKEeja 💀 merch/tickets: https://t.co/zlpB9zxEc9 💀
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6K Followers 5K Following A dysfunctional family of 5 #polyamorous bi/lezza girls living with 6 idiot cats. #Atheists #BLM #TransAlly #ProEU Check the pinned tweet for info.
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312 Followers 1 Following My slutty ex-wife left me 7 years ago for Micky the Gypsy. Hobbies include, nagging the paper, turning my house into a shit tip and stand up comedy
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466K Followers 1K Following Married with a great family :),used to play tennis,now just talk about it. Personal insults or telling me to stick to tennis=BLOCK #BLM #VOTE
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300 Followers 457 Following I was a comedian once, but then I moved to france which didn’t really help my career. So now I mainly use this Twitter account to tweet stuff my kids say.
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1K Followers 391 Following Californian☀️in London.🌧 Actor/Comedian/VO repped by @Brynmoor & @AntheaRepresent. Proof you can be too enthusiastic for an entire island.
El @EleanorHaigh
1K Followers 254 Following Content and Media Relations Executive @htafc | Academy Content Lead @htafcacademy
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227K Followers 6K Following Tan Smith. Political Pisstaking, Commentary & Satire. Like the Tories? You’ll hate me. Sweary. Dystopia Warner. Labour🌹 You can sub/shout a coffee here👇🏼
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105 Followers 200 Following We are the world’s best comedy club with a strict end time of 9:45pm (that we know of) 2nd weds of the month, Cork and Fork, Allerton rd, Liverpool.
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Mark Eastwood MP @mark4dewsbury
6K Followers 2K Following Conservative MP for #Dewsbury. Parliamentary candidate for Ossett & Denby Dale. Please email any enquiries: [email protected]
Great news on #NazaninZaghariRatcliffe & potentially #AnooshehAshoori. A cynic may say it’s more about liberating an alternative source of oil & gas than it is about the freedom of our citizens. But surely our #government isn’t that unscrupulous & reprobate.
@Gag_N_Bone_Man I felt smug today. Sometimes it has proper foxed me.
Like Lewis Hamilton I too will be changing my name to honour my Mum. From now on please call me Mum.
I HATE pathetic click bait like this. If a person has had 3 jabs they won't mind a 4th! And look at the anti-vax flower symbols in her name. Pisses me off.
What does everyone feel about getting a 4th vaccination shot?
What a season. What a team. 💙 🖤 Win or lose, we're always delighted to bring the official @htafc craft booze.
Mounie has 6 goals in Ligue 1 this season and Messi has 2, I know who my goat is #htafc
The war in #Syria showed Putin for what he was then and what he is now. Hard to watch this excellent speech from my sister for many reasons.
"I believe that Syria is our generation's test." Today marks 11 years since the conflict in #Syria began. As an MP, Jo Cox urged the UK to protect civilians in Syria and across the world. 🌍🕊️
@Gag_N_Bone_Man No, I've detested him all the time, the humourless, scruffy twat 🤬
@0ssettTerrier @Gag_N_Bone_Man Should be 2 matches unless they bottle it.
@Gag_N_Bone_Man Whereas in real time I thought that Thomas did catch Mowatt so can totally see how the ref thought it was a penalty. Just waiting to hear what length ban Mowatt gets for successfully deceiving a match official.
@Gag_N_Bone_Man 100% correct pal, but too late now, its over and done with, much like the 'Ward foul on keeper' non-event versus Blades 🙄
@bitethumb @Sxcemzie92 @carriageworks_ Boy, are they in for a shock when they go to see Cats - "I DIDN'T REALISE THIS SHOW WAS ABOUT CATS", Hamilton - "I DIDN'T REALISE THIS SHOW WAS ABOUT HAMILTON", or The Rocky Horror - "I DIDN'T REALISE THIS SHOW WAS ABOUT A SWEET TRANSVESTITE FROM TRANSSEXUAL TRANSYLVANIA" 🙄
A statement from us about a horrible incident during our matinee performance at @carriageworks_
Educating the generation who will one day run the world .
Ukrainian refugee kids arrive in Italy, and start at local schools. On their first day they enter nervously. You won’t believe what the Italian kids did next …
Russell Brand's talking rubbish day comes round earlier every year
I've had to turn off @mrjamesob. The discussion is people in fuel poverty and the cost of living crisis. I'm not turning away, my tweeps know how much I help people, it's just that no one can help everyone and it was saddening to hear.😢😢
@Michael_TSB That's a proper elbow that is. Right on the chin too
Thanks to Facebook memories, it's 5 years since I tried to coax my 3 year old into eating sprouts by disguising them as Ferrero Rocher.
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